ok then.

Dust bunnies live under your bed... I don't think you're supposed to eat them. :eek:

so much for my new wonder diet.....

A couple in their nineties are both having problems remembering things. During a check-up, the doctor tells them that they're physically okay, but they might want to start writing things down to help them remember.

Later that night, while watching TV, the old man gets up from his chair. "Want anything while I'm in the kitchen?" he asks. "Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?" "Sure."

"Don't you think you should write it down so you can remember it?" she asks. "No, I can remember it." "Well, I'd like some strawberries on top, too. Maybe you should write it down, sobs not to forget it?" He says, "I can remember that. You want a bowl of ice cream with strawberries."

"I'd also like whipped cream. I'm certain you'll forget that, write it down?" she asks. Irritated, he says, "I don't need to write it down, I can remember it! Ice cream with strawberries and whipped cream - I got it, for goodness sake!"

Then he toddles into the kitchen. After about 20 minutes, the old man returns from the kitchen and hands his wife a plate of bacon and eggs.

She stares at the plate for a moment. "Where's my toast?"

boo boo head boo boo head, oh me oh my a boo boo head

well they're theere... free... if noone gets to the,, who will?

Did you know... Ears of corn always have an even number of rows of kernels.

not real! don't say that man! you're freaking me out! :D

also, most animals have two ears!

hope zooksport got two jokes......cause I think that was funny but I cant remember why....

all kittens are born with blue eyes

whats red and shaped like a bucket...................











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a red bucket?


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ooooh and the fugly strikes again.....

I'm always there, like that fart that lingers...

and clings to your clothes (eeeesh!)

Febreeeze!http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_CHG2GRbeET...20/febreze.jpg

why are vulcans such bad asses?

a zeraffe can poop twice what it eats

Name the song:
Name the band:

This song is the last track on Master of Reality. It is about the Earth becoming so terrible that a group of astronauts fly off into space to try to find a new planet to live on. It has been compared to the group's 1970 song "Electric Funeral" in terms of lyrics and sound.



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soooo tired!

Me too.

Years ago I was at a girl's apartment, our first date, laying naked on her bed and a bit spaced out, and she played some "romantic" (???) Black Sabbath...black lights, fluorescent teeth and lint everywhere....ahhh, those were the good old days

Well researched reasons
won't get you where you're going
unless you're willing.

(Yes, ring helped)

Into the Void


Black Sabbath

>>>>>>>>>>>>> <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< void

fugly, you really do have a gift for this

If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it rape or shoplifting?

Your question, it vexes me....
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Wow. I totally forgot about the Noid.