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jewels · 02-29-2008, 07:27 AM

Widget making can be fun?

Esoteric · 02-29-2008, 07:34 AM

It can!

jewels · 02-29-2008, 07:37 AM

Morning, Eso! Can someone make me a widget?

Esoteric · 02-29-2008, 07:45 AM

11884

I have no idea how to make them.

BadNick · 02-29-2008, 07:46 AM

jewels,
While I have known women who enjoy a good widget making session, I think there is something in the genetic make-up of men that attracts us more intensely to widget making. And I don't mean "cosmetics" when I say make-up, though I have been known to wear eyeshadow and lashes on special occasions.

Since we see miniaturization taking over the industry, we are getting more and more inquires about micro-machines. So our crack team of midget widget micro-machine makers is always searching for a better way

jewels · 02-29-2008, 08:01 AM

Miniaturization can be as fun as widgetmaking, or so I've heard.

Do you prefer the lash extenders or false eyelashes, BN?

BadNick · 02-29-2008, 09:03 AM

I would say I've never worn false eyelashes, though I have used lash extender. But my opinion on this hardly counts since I don't have to wear that stuff every day or for more than a few hours. My usual occasion for wearing make-up and various other women's clothes was to make sure I won our annual Miss America Contest ...my extended group of friends would have a large very fun annual bash on the day of the contest and with all due modesty and humility I have to say that I won all those Miss America contests. OK, my best friend Pete came in a close second, but I was really the best miss america around here.

This pic is from a few years ago, but you get the idea. And PLEASE keep this private just between us and don't spread this around the interweb or it could compromise my current status.

Scorps · 02-29-2008, 10:23 AM

3 hours sleep.....yay im running on coffee atm.

and that pic will give me nightmares

jewels · 02-29-2008, 10:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BadNick

interweb or it could compromise my current status.

Wow, Nick, you're HOT!

MexicanOnABike · 02-29-2008, 10:51 AM

¿krow ot evah I

BadNick · 02-29-2008, 11:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scorps

...and that pic will give me nightmares

You know what's funny, the thing that bothered most people about me doing that was that they said I looked like I was enjoying it too much. Goes back to my demented childhood, when my parents went shopping I used to wear my mom's full length mink coat ...inside out while I was nude, since it felt so warm and fuzzy. I guess I've always been into costumes ...feathers were my specialty. There used to be the South African Feather Company on the 4th floor (I think it was 4) of 401N Broad St. in Philly, they supplied all the feathers for the annual Mummer's New Years parade. I went there and just bought some of every kind of feather they had and used those feathers for many costumes.

Quote:

Originally Posted by jewels443

Wow, Nick, you're HOT!

Thanks, jewels. Feel free to post a pic of youself so we can compare assets

I'm sure you have some nice soft features that I had to fake.

jewels · 02-29-2008, 11:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BadNick

I'm sure you have some nice soft features that I had to fake.

I do, but you know I'm a different type of exhibitionist.

Where are all our other creatures?

Esoteric · 02-29-2008, 12:38 PM

I ain't no creature.

BadNick · 02-29-2008, 12:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jewels443

...Where are all our other creatures?

I think they must be out celebrating Leap Year Day.

Here's some creatures ...notice that as each creature piles on they get smaller and smaller and after the fourth creature they are too small for practical purposes and it starts over (though a hamster would not agree with that). That's the same concept as leap year.

Esoteric · 02-29-2008, 12:44 PM

A cock on a pussy on a mutt on an ass.

BadNick · 02-29-2008, 01:30 PM

You are an astute observer, Eso ...I can see that mutt is not a bitch

Esoteric · 02-29-2008, 01:45 PM

I almost called it a bitch, but that ain't no bitch.

dd3953 · 02-29-2008, 03:18 PM

back to making the
longest, coolest, greatest, T-
F-P thread ever

Esoteric · 02-29-2008, 07:57 PM

Ourcrazymodern? · 02-29-2008, 08:31 PM

Some people's vision
outstrips their ability
to then express it.

11900

jewels · 03-01-2008, 04:36 AM

Some people's heads are way too crowded. Brain restore program, anyone?

BadNick · 03-01-2008, 08:35 AM

Sometimes I get a headache, so I assume there is a brain in there someplace ...unless it's just a sympathy headache.

Ourcrazymodern? · 03-01-2008, 05:26 PM

On time I labored
but managed birthing nothing
and regretted it.

The water's fine, @11903

dd3953 · 03-01-2008, 07:16 PM

the water's fine and the air is cold, but don't touch the ground or your toes will burn.

i think i could use a brain restore program or maybe just a sleep mode.

Ourcrazymodern? · 03-02-2008, 05:34 AM

The sun coming up
on a chill winter morning
warms more soul than air.

11905

Esoteric · 03-02-2008, 06:58 AM

Morning...

MexicanOnABike · 03-02-2008, 07:10 AM

yay! no work this morning . i was about to kill someone if I had to work.

1234

dd3953 · 03-02-2008, 01:19 PM

I'm about to scream. Three days in a row (9-5) getting paid to play games - be it from a box or from some code. Am I the only one who would have preferred to stay home?

Ourcrazymodern? · 03-02-2008, 01:56 PM

1x1x9+0=9

My heart sings.
(Quite off-key, of course.)
What's a key?

BadNick · 03-02-2008, 06:19 PM

awwwohmmmm

that's my mantra for cleansing my mind

ring · 03-02-2008, 06:27 PM

Ruby winged
Eagle has lifted,
my heart home.

jewels · 03-03-2008, 01:25 AM

Monday Monday ... can't trust that day ... ?

Esoteric · 03-03-2008, 05:08 AM

Blehhhhh, I don't feel well this morning.

No alcohol last night, either. Just bleh.

ring · 03-03-2008, 05:14 AM

Say hello to tree.

BadNick · 03-03-2008, 06:36 AM

What a lucky tree to be covered with such a nice cool moist blanket. Today it will be clear and about 58F around here. Tomorrow it's still clear and going over 60F. This week, prolly Wed, I'm taking my mom to the Philadelphia Flower Show ...a very floral experience. I'll take pics and I plan to buy a few things to grow.

dd3953 · 03-03-2008, 06:41 AM

Hello Tree, good Monday to you.

Ourcrazymodern? · 03-03-2008, 08:00 AM

Hi, tree!

I had a hat once.
Maybe I had it three times...
I'm not a pervert.

1+1-9=-1x7

ring · 03-03-2008, 11:07 AM

I think the ceiling just knocked.

Tony Orlando?....Dawn?

Okay...Time for Bowie now....
"I'm happy hope your'e happy too"

"I've never done good things..I've never done bad things..
I've never done anything out of the blue...

"strung out on heaven's high"

"I'm stuck with a valuable friend"

"I've loved all I've needed love"

jewels · 03-03-2008, 11:44 AM

I be so sweepy.

ring · 03-03-2008, 11:47 AM

chimneys have that effect....

hello there you...11920...

we could breach 12000 today if so inspired...
I shall post and post and post when I am able..

"Fly me to the moon and let me play among the stars"

02-29-2008, 07:27 AM	#11881 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Location: Central Central Florida	Widget making can be fun? __________________ We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain

02-29-2008, 07:34 AM	#11882 (permalink)
Esoteric Tired Location: Florida	It can! __________________ From a head full of pressure rests the senses that I clutch Made a date with Divinity, but she wouldn't let me fuck I got touched by a hazy shaded, God help me change Caught a rush on the floor from the life in my veins

02-29-2008, 07:37 AM	#11883 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Location: Central Central Florida	Morning, Eso! Can someone make me a widget? __________________ We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain

02-29-2008, 07:45 AM	#11884 (permalink)
Esoteric Tired Location: Florida	11884 I have no idea how to make them. __________________ From a head full of pressure rests the senses that I clutch Made a date with Divinity, but she wouldn't let me fuck I got touched by a hazy shaded, God help me change Caught a rush on the floor from the life in my veins

02-29-2008, 08:01 AM	#11886 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Location: Central Central Florida	Miniaturization can be as fun as widgetmaking, or so I've heard. Do you prefer the lash extenders or false eyelashes, BN? __________________ We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain

02-29-2008, 07:46 AM	#11885 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	jewels, While I have known women who enjoy a good widget making session, I think there is something in the genetic make-up of men that attracts us more intensely to widget making. And I don't mean "cosmetics" when I say make-up, though I have been known to wear eyeshadow and lashes on special occasions. Since we see miniaturization taking over the industry, we are getting more and more inquires about micro-machines. So our crack team of midget widget micro-machine makers is always searching for a better way

02-29-2008, 09:03 AM	#11887 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	I would say I've never worn false eyelashes, though I have used lash extender. But my opinion on this hardly counts since I don't have to wear that stuff every day or for more than a few hours. My usual occasion for wearing make-up and various other women's clothes was to make sure I won our annual Miss America Contest ...my extended group of friends would have a large very fun annual bash on the day of the contest and with all due modesty and humility I have to say that I won all those Miss America contests. OK, my best friend Pete came in a close second, but I was really the best miss america around here. This pic is from a few years ago, but you get the idea. And PLEASE keep this private just between us and don't spread this around the interweb or it could compromise my current status.

02-29-2008, 10:23 AM	#11888 (permalink)
Scorps Lost!! Location: Kingston, Ontario	3 hours sleep.....yay im running on coffee atm. and that pic will give me nightmares __________________ A.K.A. PainTrain

02-29-2008, 10:51 AM	#11890 (permalink)
MexicanOnABike Location: up north	¿krow ot evah I __________________ - Movie Reviews - Ratings-

02-29-2008, 12:38 PM	#11893 (permalink)
Esoteric Tired Location: Florida	I ain't no creature. __________________ From a head full of pressure rests the senses that I clutch Made a date with Divinity, but she wouldn't let me fuck I got touched by a hazy shaded, God help me change Caught a rush on the floor from the life in my veins

02-29-2008, 12:44 PM	#11895 (permalink)
Esoteric Tired Location: Florida	A cock on a pussy on a mutt on an ass. __________________ From a head full of pressure rests the senses that I clutch Made a date with Divinity, but she wouldn't let me fuck I got touched by a hazy shaded, God help me change Caught a rush on the floor from the life in my veins

02-29-2008, 01:30 PM	#11896 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	You are an astute observer, Eso ...I can see that mutt is not a bitch

02-29-2008, 01:45 PM	#11897 (permalink)
Esoteric Tired Location: Florida	I almost called it a bitch, but that ain't no bitch. __________________ From a head full of pressure rests the senses that I clutch Made a date with Divinity, but she wouldn't let me fuck I got touched by a hazy shaded, God help me change Caught a rush on the floor from the life in my veins

02-29-2008, 03:18 PM	#11898 (permalink)
dd3953 Psycho: By Choice Location: dd.land	back to making the longest, coolest, greatest, T- F-P thread ever __________________ [Technically, I'm not possible, I'm made of exceptions. ]

02-29-2008, 07:57 PM	#11899 (permalink)
Esoteric Tired Location: Florida	__________________ From a head full of pressure rests the senses that I clutch Made a date with Divinity, but she wouldn't let me fuck I got touched by a hazy shaded, God help me change Caught a rush on the floor from the life in my veins

02-29-2008, 08:31 PM	#11900 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	Some people's vision outstrips their ability to then express it. 11900 __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

03-01-2008, 04:36 AM	#11901 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Location: Central Central Florida	Some people's heads are way too crowded. Brain restore program, anyone? __________________ We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain

03-01-2008, 08:35 AM	#11902 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	Sometimes I get a headache, so I assume there is a brain in there someplace ...unless it's just a sympathy headache.

03-01-2008, 05:26 PM	#11903 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	On time I labored but managed birthing nothing and regretted it. The water's fine, @11903 __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

03-01-2008, 07:16 PM	#11904 (permalink)
dd3953 Psycho: By Choice Location: dd.land	the water's fine and the air is cold, but don't touch the ground or your toes will burn. i think i could use a brain restore program or maybe just a sleep mode. __________________ [Technically, I'm not possible, I'm made of exceptions. ]

03-02-2008, 05:34 AM	#11905 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	The sun coming up on a chill winter morning warms more soul than air. 11905 __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

03-02-2008, 06:58 AM	#11906 (permalink)
Esoteric Tired Location: Florida	Morning... __________________ From a head full of pressure rests the senses that I clutch Made a date with Divinity, but she wouldn't let me fuck I got touched by a hazy shaded, God help me change Caught a rush on the floor from the life in my veins

03-02-2008, 07:10 AM	#11907 (permalink)
MexicanOnABike Location: up north	yay! no work this morning . i was about to kill someone if I had to work. 1234 __________________ - Movie Reviews - Ratings- Last edited by MexicanOnABike; 03-02-2008 at 08:48 AM.. Reason: Automerged Doublepost

03-02-2008, 01:19 PM	#11908 (permalink)
dd3953 Psycho: By Choice Location: dd.land	I'm about to scream. Three days in a row (9-5) getting paid to play games - be it from a box or from some code. Am I the only one who would have preferred to stay home? __________________ [Technically, I'm not possible, I'm made of exceptions. ] Last edited by dd3953; 03-02-2008 at 01:19 PM.. Reason: AHHHHHHHHH

03-02-2008, 01:56 PM	#11909 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	1x1x9+0=9 My heart sings. (Quite off-key, of course.) What's a key? __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT Last edited by Ourcrazymodern?; 03-02-2008 at 01:59 PM..

03-02-2008, 06:19 PM	#11910 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	awwwohmmmm that's my mantra for cleansing my mind

03-02-2008, 06:27 PM	#11911 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	Ruby winged Eagle has lifted, my heart home. Last edited by ring; 03-02-2008 at 08:16 PM.. Reason: tawanda

03-03-2008, 01:25 AM	#11912 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Location: Central Central Florida	Monday Monday ... can't trust that day ... ? __________________ We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain

03-03-2008, 05:08 AM	#11913 (permalink)
Esoteric Tired Location: Florida	Blehhhhh, I don't feel well this morning. No alcohol last night, either. Just bleh. __________________ From a head full of pressure rests the senses that I clutch Made a date with Divinity, but she wouldn't let me fuck I got touched by a hazy shaded, God help me change Caught a rush on the floor from the life in my veins

03-03-2008, 05:14 AM	#11914 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	Say hello to tree.

03-03-2008, 06:36 AM	#11915 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	What a lucky tree to be covered with such a nice cool moist blanket. Today it will be clear and about 58F around here. Tomorrow it's still clear and going over 60F. This week, prolly Wed, I'm taking my mom to the Philadelphia Flower Show ...a very floral experience. I'll take pics and I plan to buy a few things to grow.

03-03-2008, 06:41 AM	#11916 (permalink)
dd3953 Psycho: By Choice Location: dd.land	Hello Tree, good Monday to you. __________________ [Technically, I'm not possible, I'm made of exceptions. ]

03-03-2008, 08:00 AM	#11917 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	Hi, tree! I had a hat once. Maybe I had it three times... I'm not a pervert. 1+1-9=-1x7 __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

03-03-2008, 11:07 AM	#11918 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	I think the ceiling just knocked. Tony Orlando?....Dawn? Okay...Time for Bowie now.... "I'm happy hope your'e happy too" "I've never done good things..I've never done bad things.. I've never done anything out of the blue... "strung out on heaven's high" "I'm stuck with a valuable friend" "I've loved all I've needed love" Last edited by ring; 03-03-2008 at 11:35 AM.. Reason: once again

03-03-2008, 11:44 AM	#11919 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Location: Central Central Florida	I be so sweepy. __________________ We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain