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Old 03-06-2008, 08:59 AM   #12041 (permalink)
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ring
I shall be giving away free tickets to every performance
at the 'Palindrome'...

Where I will be performing nightly...for eternity..

Dancers..musicians...jugglers...pet-sitters...chefs...
apply within...

or it could turn into:

...nihtiw ylppa ...sfehc...srettis-tep...srelgguj...snaicisum...srecanD...



a hint for my fellow nonesensical types: I posted a thread in this section about my mom and I going to the Philadelphia Flower Show, along with many flowery fotos; but one of our diligent mods moved my thread out of here to tilted photography. Since I know some of you dare not leave this section, perhaps if you build up courage we can go there as a group. Thanks, jewels, she was already there ...such a pioneering woman.
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Old 03-06-2008, 09:16 AM   #12042 (permalink)
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No one goes to Ravenholm anymore....

Half-life 2 reference.
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Old 03-06-2008, 09:33 AM   #12043 (permalink)
 
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Sometimes I just want to be a three-toed sloth...

I love sleep....

I am a cavewoman.
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Old 03-06-2008, 09:57 AM   #12044 (permalink)
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I'll be the caveman, cuz I love sleep too.

I think the most I've slept is around 14 hours.
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Old 03-06-2008, 10:32 AM   #12045 (permalink)
 
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I digress for a moment to send...

A haiku to my beloved:


Our breath will paint us
inhaling all essences;
we shall coalesce.


okay....done....

hi guys!....now what?

we have done superbly..12045...already?

time keeps on slippin slippin slippin..

into
the
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Old 03-06-2008, 10:44 AM   #12046 (permalink)
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...abyss...
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Old 03-06-2008, 10:48 AM   #12047 (permalink)
 
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That reminds me of the movie....

I quite enjoyed that one....

I love me some aliens....

We need more of ...'them'..?...

aha..you got me to thinkin again...bless you.
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Old 03-06-2008, 10:59 AM   #12048 (permalink)
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Sphere was fun too
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Old 03-06-2008, 11:04 AM   #12049 (permalink)
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Alien and Aliens were awesome movies. :O
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Old 03-06-2008, 11:06 AM   #12050 (permalink)
 
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round the bend the corners blend....
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Old 03-06-2008, 11:08 AM   #12051 (permalink)
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....around I look to find my friend...
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Old 03-06-2008, 11:08 AM   #12052 (permalink)
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and let's not forget all the issues surrounding illegal aliens. I don't really get it, these young ladies look harmless enough. Is it all just about taxes?

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Old 03-06-2008, 11:09 AM   #12053 (permalink)
 
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okay...please someone tell me what that smilie means...
it has been driving me to distraction for some time now...

I named it 'heatstroke'..some time ago...

the chilly one is 'bluebeard'....

enlighten me please before I implode...
that would not be pretty..
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Old 03-06-2008, 11:11 AM   #12054 (permalink)
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What smilie?

BadNick I saw some clips from that movie and wow...

Terrible, terrible acting at its finest. Isn't that like an oxymoron or some shit?
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Old 03-06-2008, 11:13 AM   #12055 (permalink)
 
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this dude...

I am never afraid to admit my retardedness..
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Old 03-06-2008, 11:14 AM   #12056 (permalink)
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thanks for the review Eso. That's all I needed to hear. But I do favor feeding the hungry alien children.
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Old 03-06-2008, 11:15 AM   #12057 (permalink)
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Do you mean this friend 'o mine?

He be's stickin' his tongue out 'cause he be playin', kinda tongue-in-cheek or silly ...
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Old 03-06-2008, 11:17 AM   #12058 (permalink)
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is embarrassment.

:O is supposed to show surprise. I use it for different things a lot.
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Old 03-06-2008, 11:19 AM   #12059 (permalink)
 
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twelvethousand and fifty nine and no on top of the line below the zeroes.

Check?

okay that explains a something...tanx...

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Old 03-06-2008, 11:20 AM   #12060 (permalink)
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strangely enough, in some cultures "tongue in cheek" smilies take on a different meaning

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Old 03-06-2008, 11:21 AM   #12061 (permalink)
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That looks fun.....
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Old 03-06-2008, 11:22 AM   #12062 (permalink)
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...or not. The palindrome would be "nuf"
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Old 03-06-2008, 11:23 AM   #12063 (permalink)
 
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hey..let us do oxymorons...
I have a good one..

Life Insurance.
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Old 03-06-2008, 11:23 AM   #12064 (permalink)
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Ya, I wasn't being serious. :P
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Old 03-06-2008, 11:24 AM   #12065 (permalink)
 
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I once called a boss an oxy moronic fascist bastard.
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Old 03-06-2008, 11:44 AM   #12066 (permalink)
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Old 03-06-2008, 11:49 AM   #12067 (permalink)
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Not to diverge from oxy moronic fascist bastard bosses, but check out this electricians nightmare ...or nirvana depending on one's perspective. Gives new meaning to "wired"



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Old 03-06-2008, 12:20 PM   #12068 (permalink)
 
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oh yiminies...
some memories of living in S.F...watching the bus driver try to
're-connect' so we could be on our way..

I'm ducking in my chair...
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Old 03-06-2008, 12:44 PM   #12069 (permalink)
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In addition to "trackless trolleys" which are electric motor buses, we still have these rail riding trolleys running in parts of Philadelphia ...zero emissions unless you count a little ozone off the electric motors.



As kids we used to hide behind parked cars on the street and when a trolley came by we'd run out and pull the rod that connects to the overhead wire off, then run away and laugh. None of us ever got fried, either.
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Old 03-06-2008, 12:48 PM   #12070 (permalink)
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F Market Castro.
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Old 03-06-2008, 12:52 PM   #12071 (permalink)
 
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I remember some of the drivers of the electric buses...
only the nasty ones would get a kick out of unsuspecting
tourists and the like...you can tell immediately the way a person boards a bus
if they haven't been on the herky-jerky electric ones...
you always have your feet planted in a wide stance and you have
a good hand-hold onto something..

I would anticipate the nasty bus-driver's attempt to send someone
flying or dump them on their ass..If I had time I would tell the poor sod
to hang on....or at the latest...jump up and help them to at least fall safely.

I kinda miss the city stuff..
thanks for the memories.

(I lived on top of Castro Hill for 3 years)

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Old 03-06-2008, 01:26 PM   #12072 (permalink)
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Blood sugar baby
She's
Magik
Sex magik sex magik
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Old 03-06-2008, 01:31 PM   #12073 (permalink)
 
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"under the bridge downtown"

never again...
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Old 03-06-2008, 01:48 PM   #12074 (permalink)
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One of my favorite songs by RHCP...

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Old 03-06-2008, 01:55 PM   #12075 (permalink)
 
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yup...

thanks...
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Old 03-06-2008, 02:00 PM   #12076 (permalink)
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Old 03-06-2008, 02:01 PM   #12077 (permalink)
 
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I do double shots.
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Old 03-06-2008, 02:11 PM   #12078 (permalink)
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Hardcore!
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Old 03-06-2008, 02:18 PM   #12079 (permalink)
 
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asleep by 9 pm and harmless....

whoa...12079

zipping...
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Old 03-06-2008, 02:23 PM   #12080 (permalink)
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Light weight!
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