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Old 03-22-2008, 05:44 AM   #12441 (permalink)
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I wonder what this "authentic blend of 23 flavors" consists of.
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Old 03-22-2008, 07:11 AM   #12442 (permalink)
 
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Mysterio....earlier recipes, contained prune juice.
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Old 03-22-2008, 07:23 AM   #12443 (permalink)
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once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot xxx galore'. While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, " 'Tis not possible!", i muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!"..... quoth the server, 404.

- quoth link, IRC, via Bash.org
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Old 03-22-2008, 09:14 AM   #12444 (permalink)
 
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Old 03-22-2008, 09:19 AM   #12445 (permalink)
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Quote:
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once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot xxx galore'. While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, " 'Tis not possible!", i muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!"..... quoth the server, 404.

- quoth link, IRC, via Bash.org


Bash.org is classic!
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Old 03-22-2008, 12:08 PM   #12446 (permalink)
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Throw all your money
around and away, won't you?
Don't pay your taxes.

1x2-4-4=-6
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Old 03-22-2008, 12:50 PM   #12447 (permalink)
 
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Old 03-22-2008, 01:32 PM   #12448 (permalink)
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An old co-worker of mine used to drink his coffee with vodka in it at work. We had no idea, until we found out from one of his friends after he'd already gotten fired.
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Old 03-22-2008, 04:52 PM   #12449 (permalink)
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12448 another Saturday night ...
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Old 03-22-2008, 08:35 PM   #12450 (permalink)
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It's Sunday morning now, but I'm still happy since a few hours ago I had some awesome sushi, well actually three kinds of maki rolls. Ichiban maki roll which is spicy tuna, avocado, tempura crunch inside, 5 salmon sashimi on the outside; Bala maki roll, which is spicy tuna inside, 4 eel sashimi outside; Paradise maki roll, which is asparagus, tobiko, and I'm not sure what else inside and tuna sashimi outside; plus a couple bottles of this very nice Asahi Super Dry Japanese beer which I think goes quite well with sushi.
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Old 03-23-2008, 03:55 AM   #12451 (permalink)
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Wake up, TFP. Happy Easter to those who celebrate
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Old 03-23-2008, 05:22 AM   #12452 (permalink)
 
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Sleepy but not groggy....mornin'
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Old 03-23-2008, 06:26 AM   #12453 (permalink)
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I'm hungry.

I didn't eat yesterday.
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Old 03-23-2008, 06:44 AM   #12454 (permalink)
 
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I had been hungry all the years;
My noon had come, to dine;
I, trembling, drew the table near,
and touched the curious wine.

`Twas this on table I had seen,
When turning, hungry lone,
I looked in windows, for the wealth
I could not hope to own.

I did not know the ample bread,
`twas so unlike the crumb,
the birds and I had often shared
in Nature's dining room.

The plenty hurt me, `twas so new,
Myself felt ill and odd,
as berry of a mountain bush
transplanted near the sod.

Nor was I hungry; so I found
that hunger was a way
of persons outside windows,
the entering takes away.

Emily Dickinson

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Old 03-23-2008, 07:03 AM   #12455 (permalink)
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So, I just checked my checking account online and I got my tax refund a little earlier than expected. Fucking excellent.

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Old 03-23-2008, 07:07 AM   #12456 (permalink)
 
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Hmmmmm ...is it earmarked for fun things?
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Old 03-23-2008, 07:12 AM   #12457 (permalink)
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Indeed.

Hopefully I'll get that stimulus check in May also. That would help me out a ton.
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Old 03-23-2008, 07:26 AM   #12458 (permalink)
 
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May Check.....Stimulus.....my brain is just playin' with words...

always...
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Old 03-23-2008, 07:30 AM   #12459 (permalink)
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I'm sure I've posted this song before, but it's one of my absolute favorites...

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Old 03-23-2008, 07:37 AM   #12460 (permalink)
 
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thanks ...I'll listen to it later okay?...taking my mom to breakfast now..

PZ....
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Old 03-23-2008, 07:46 AM   #12461 (permalink)
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Have fun. :]
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Old 03-23-2008, 08:51 AM   #12462 (permalink)
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Anyone have those ribs this weekend? I didn't.
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Old 03-23-2008, 10:17 AM   #12463 (permalink)
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(12÷4)-6=-3
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Old 03-23-2008, 12:55 PM   #12464 (permalink)
 
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Infiamme...con abbondanza.

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Old 03-23-2008, 04:27 PM   #12465 (permalink)
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less than 20?

Ah, Happy Ishtar.



(and a joyful anniversary as well)

mergences aside(of the automerged variety), I'd like to bring some topicality and intrinsic uncanny happenstances in the thread i helped usher into the new age.

So, as a general topic question which will continue as long as there be an audience, here we fire:


How many times have you ordered something you saw from an informercial you happened across late night, or on a slow sunday afternoon?

mergences aside(of the automerged variety), I'd like to bring some topicality and intrinsic uncanny happenstances in the thread i helped usher into the new age.

So, as a general topic question which will continue as long as there be an audience, here we fire:


How many times have you ordered something you saw from an informercial you happened across late night, or on a slow sunday afternoon?


What was the product, and were you satisfied overall, after the fact?
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Old 03-23-2008, 05:04 PM   #12466 (permalink)
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I order nothing
but must offer this thought-form:
Joy in your being!

12466
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Old 03-23-2008, 06:58 PM   #12467 (permalink)
 
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Even though my credit rating has been existing inside an average sized
singularity....
I do order, command..(request)
to propose a seaside slow, Sunday after noon feast, proportional
to the level of emotion we collectively are experiencing at the
return of one of our most treasured comrades.

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Old 03-23-2008, 07:37 PM   #12468 (permalink)
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maybe I'm just the longest stick-in-the-mud in history but I suggest NOT getting a loan from anyplace that uses the word "loansz".
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Old 03-23-2008, 09:16 PM   #12469 (permalink)
 
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12470!!
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Old 03-24-2008, 12:15 AM   #12470 (permalink)
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17421
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Old 03-24-2008, 04:08 AM   #12471 (permalink)
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17421 ...damn 4 won't move. Either Mexy and jewels are cornfused, or I'm in a space/time-warp.
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Old 03-24-2008, 04:10 AM   #12472 (permalink)
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I was ass backwards and wrong. 12472 not backwards and possibly correct.
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Old 03-24-2008, 04:12 AM   #12473 (permalink)
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Do that Katrina Clap....

I've never bought anything from an infomercial, because if I'm up that late I'm doing something more important. Most of the stuff they're trying to sell ends up in stores eventually anyway.
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Old 03-24-2008, 05:25 AM   #12474 (permalink)
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this thread is still going strong? wow.
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Old 03-24-2008, 05:43 AM   #12475 (permalink)
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Quote:
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this thread is still going strong? wow.
Yar.
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Old 03-24-2008, 05:55 AM   #12476 (permalink)
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Old 03-24-2008, 07:08 AM   #12477 (permalink)
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^ I remember back then seeing the Animals do that many times, at the time I thought it was a dark song about poor girls getting trapped in a bad situation and why didn't they just come to me to avoid that trouble ...I just entered high school that year (1964) and the times they were a changin'
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Old 03-24-2008, 07:20 AM   #12478 (permalink)
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Yes, they were.
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Old 03-24-2008, 08:45 AM   #12479 (permalink)
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You guys are old! I kid, I kid.

I'm eating some Arby's for lunch. I think after work I'm going to get some beer. I'm going to try a new beer, Yuengling. I've heard good things.
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Old 03-24-2008, 08:47 AM   #12480 (permalink)
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nothing wrong with this thread still kicking around. I just don't want to a part of it, you know, reduce my carbon footprint and all.
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