The Longest Thread Ever!

[Ourcrazymodern?]

11-5-2=4

Okay, I don't get that.
My eraser doesn't work,
and the thoughts come back.

[ring]

If I try to remember something by looking at it straight on,
I seem to have difficulty,
If I relax and not try so hard, look at it 'sideways'
it is easier.

[Ourcrazymodern?]

To think that I thought
you were meaning something else
is disturbing me.

Ah,well, gotta go to work...

((1+1)-5)x2=-6

[ring]

I will sleep better
knowing you understand me,
please know I love you.

[Ourcrazymodern?]

(1x1)+5+2=8

And I you.
Perhaps we're crazy.
I like it.

[jewels]

Dance like it hurts,
Love like you need money,
Work when people are watching.
- Scott Adams

We're all totally bonkers

Happy Nutella!

[Ourcrazymodern?]

1+1-5+3=0

My nice tin foil hat
blew into the river's gorge.
I dared not follow.

[ring]

I walked the bike path,
earlier this fine morning,
varied critter tracks.

[Ourcrazymodern?]

((1x1)X5)-3=2

"What, rabbit?
Yes, a rabbit-fish.
Is it dead?"

(Well, it was coughing up blood last night)

-Monty Python, approximately.

Has anybody else noticed the strange silence in this thread?

[ring]

deafinitly...e?

[Ourcrazymodern?]

My little device
didn't even chime that time.
Should we send "money"?

1+1+5-3=4

[ring]

( It's a gas)
My fever just might be scrambling,
an omelete I have never eaten before....
causing a new type of 'fusion...or fission..

I sense that I am off my center more so than I usually am,
but I am not worried,
I harm no mean to anyone.

[Ourcrazymodern?]

Fusion or fission,
We should try some colliding.
and see what happens.

11÷5x3=6(.6)

[ring]

oh yes....
colloidal oatmeal as well,
I sure am
enamored
and
happy
with
you

[Ourcrazymodern?]

(1x1x5)+3=8.

I am listening
and I am still wondering
about my hearing.

It's probable I'm hard (ahem) of hearing.

[ring]

we got a good eight inches last night...

of snow of snow of snow

[Ourcrazymodern?]

Oh my god,
using terms loosely;
you said that?

((1x1)-5)+4=0

[ring]

does that condemn me to the 'island of misfit toys?'
that is a reference to a song,
sung in the 60's xmassy rudolph the red nosed weindear show..
just for absolute clarity's sake...
as if such a thingie exists..
but we can dream.

Pardon me...I might of stepped off the curb.

[Esoteric]

Hail Mary.

[ring]

do I get to pass go?

Hello Eso, how you be?

[Esoteric]

I be chillin.

No work today.

[ring]

My filters are fried at the moment...
evidently my tongue
is on the loose
somewhere,
only
I
can
identify
the
culpable
culprit
capice?

[BadNick]

Hello fellow tongue waggers. I'm back for a moment of respite during my busy day in work to add another brick to the wall of longest thread. See you guys later.

[ring]

damn mutant adenovirus monster leave my body now!

(not any of you)......

I am beginning to feel all incorperated with a THEM.

I'm pissed.

[jewels]

Sending the Exorcist now.

[ring]

A capital fella eh?

thanks.

[genuinegirly]

life is better with sunshine.

[Ourcrazymodern?]

1x1x5÷5=1

An exorcist goes
where it feels its needed most
and then feels things out.

[ring]

[Ourcrazymodern?]

That picture's
quite pornographic,
I'm thinking.

I think they're averting their eyes.

"Every time I want to talk to somebody it's 'sorry, this' & 'forgive me that' & 'I'm not worthy'. It's so depressing!"
-God addressing Arthur re: The Holy Grail

[Esoteric]

Konichiwa bitches.

[ring]

I just decided to wake wake a from a very long lucid dream.
seriously...about five minutes ago...
there isn't a word that can describe the experience,
my fingers ( my brain) are having difficulty typing at the moment,
I am not quite back in my body yet...
not complaining..just adjusting..

I want a beer.

[Esoteric]

What is/are your beer(s) of choice?

[ring]

inexpensive ones with high alcohol content.

[Esoteric]

I drink Bud Light or Blue Moon. Haven't really tried much else. Coors Light but that was terrible hah.

I drink more hard liquors.

[Ourcrazymodern?]

You should have what you want.

What's a konichiwa?

I can make galaxies.

A pleasant peasant
provides all the needful things
And desires no more.

[ring]

konichiwa is hello in Japanese I think..

fellow galaxy maker.

me go get beer now.....

My hours are flexible...this is my new work in progress..
time to punch my own clock...crack my own whip..
this painting wants to be born.

[BadNick]

is that your painting? Besides floral, the colors and patterns sort of remind me of some nebula photos.

Don't cut off your ear/s or there will one less place for eeeer rings.

[ring]

Yes that is the canvas that I have been emoting upon...

If I get cuddled enough...
tinnitus leaves me be..
I am good crazy...
safe crazy.
peacefully
mild
crazy.

[Esoteric]

Beep.