I shall discover the secret yet :lol:

I shall discover the secret yet :lol:

An Aboriginal found himself in a brothel in Kings Cross and decided to approach a prostitute. He asked her, "How much do you charge for the hour? "$100," She replied. "Do you do black feller style?" Not knowing exactly what this was she refused.

He tried to sweeten the deal and said, "I'll pay you $300 to do it black feller style". Again she declined. Being the persistent type, he laid down the final offer, "I'll give you $500 to go black feller style with me! What do you say?"

Finally she agrees thinking, "Well I've been in the game for over 10 years now. I've been there and done that, and had every kind of request from weirdo's from all over the world. How bad could black feller style be?" After several intense hours of every possible way and position, she turned to him and said. "That was fantastic, but I was expecting something perverted and disgusting. Where does the black feller style' come in?"

The Aboriginal opened a can of beer and replied, "I'll pay you next Wednesday when I get me dole check!".

Definitely not a butterface then.

I think I have added a new weapon to our arsenal of posting! :thumbsup:

Yes, I do think so. :D

Got a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend of mine the other day. We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic nights we used to enjoy together. I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up and rekindling a little of that 'magic`. "Wow!" I said, "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now! I'm a bit older and a bit balder than when you last saw me!" She just giggled and said she was sure I'd rise to the challenge!!! "Yeah" I said, "just so long as you don't mind a man with a waist line that's a few inches wider these days!" She laughed and told me to stop being so silly! She teased me saying that tubby bald men were cute! "Anyway, I've put on a few pounds myself!" she giggled... So I told her to fuck off.

Yes, I do think so. :D

DO I have it, or don't I?

On their way to get married, a young couple is involved in a fatal car accident. The couple find themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven.

While waiting, they begin to wonder: Could they possibly get married in Heaven? When St. Peter shows up, they asked him. St. Peter says, "I don't know. This is the first time anyone has asked. Let me go find out," and he leaves.

The couple sat and waited for an answer... for a couple of months. While they waited, they discussed that IF they were allowed to get married in Heaven, SHOULD they get married, what with the eternal aspect of it all. "What if it doesn't work?" they wondered, "Are we stuck together FOREVER?"

After yet another month, St. Peter finally returns looking somewhat bedraggled. "Yes," he informs the couple, "you CAN get married in Heaven." "Great!" said the couple, "But we were just wondering, what if things don't work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?" St. Peter, red-faced with anger, slams his clipboard onto the ground. "What's wrong?" asked the frightened couple. "OH, COME ON!" St. Peter shouts, "It took me three months to find a priest up here! Do you have ANY idea how long it'll take me to find a lawyer?"

This intrigues me moreso.

nope.... you don't.....

Filter out disturbance

Am I sure?

Bizarre.

Harry and his wife are having hard financial times, so they decide she'll become a hooker. She's not quite sure what to do, so Harry says, "Stand in front of that bar and pick up a guy. Tell him a hundred bucks. If you've got a question, I'll be parked around the corner."

She's not there five minutes when a guy pulls up and says, "How much?"

She says, "A hundred dollars."

He says "All I've got is thirty."

She says, "Hold on." She runs back to Harry and says, "What can he get for thirty dollars?" Harry says, "A handjob."

She runs back and tells the guy all he gets for thirty dollars is a handjob.

He says okay, she gets in the car, he unzips his pants, and out pops a simply HUGE penis. She stares at it for a minute, and then says, "I'll be right back." She runs back around the corner and says breathlessly, "Harry, can you loan this guy seventy bucks?

Indeed,

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2127/...59beb23a_o.jpg

SO close

Not there

and here the best sick joke, today.....



Two men camping in the mountains had spent four days together, and they were getting a little testy. One morning, the first friend says, "You know, we're starting to get on each other's nerves. Why don't we split up today? I'll hike north and spend the day looking around; you hike south and spend the day. Then tonight, we'll have dinner and share our experiences over the campfire."

The second friend agrees and hikes south. The first man hikes north. That night over dinner, the first man tells his story. "Today I hiked into a beautiful valley. I followed a stream up into a canyon and ate lunch. Then I swam in a crystal clear mountain lake. As I sat out and dried, I watched deer come and drink from the stream. The wildflowers were filled with butterflies and hawks floated all day overhead. How was your day?"

The second friend says, "I went south and ran across a set of railroad tracks. I followed them until I came across a beautiful young woman tied to the tracks. I cut the ropes off, gently lifted her off the tracks, and we had sex in every imaginable way all afternoon. Finally, when I was so tired I could barely move, I came back to camp." "Wow!!" the first guy exclaimed, "Your day was MUCH better than mine. Did you get a blow job, too?" "Nah," says the second friend over his meal, "I couldn't find her head."

Cross-Trip It

/maine

By fuck! We did it! A hundred new posts, in about 90 minutes!

Make that 80 minutes....

I think we can have a couple more for a new page. :D

mine ended with 72...

great effort overall. :thumbsup:

A retired four-star general ran into his former orderly, also retired, in a Manhattan bar and spent the rest of the evening persuading him to come work for him as his valet.

"Your duties will be exactly the same as they were in the army," the general said. "Nothing to it-you'll catch on again fast."

Next morning promptly at eight o'clock, the ex-orderly entered the ex-general's bedroom, pulled open the drapes, gave the general a gentle shake, strode around the other side of the bed, spanked his employer's wife on her bottom and said, "OK, sweet- heart, it's back to the village for you."

6 :hmm:

Paul returned from a doctor's visit one day and told his wife, Jane, that the doctor said that he only had 24 hours to live. Wiping away her tears, Jane asked Paul to have sex with her. Of course, Paul agreed and they had passionate sex.

Six hours later, Paul went to Jane again and said, "Honey, now I only Have 18 hours to live, maybe we could have sex again?" Jane agreed and AGAIN they had sex. Later Paul is getting into bed when he realised he only had 8 hours of Life left. He touched Jane's shoulder and said, "Honey? Please? Just one more
Time before I die?"

Jane agreed, and afterwards, rolled over and slept. Paul, however, heard the clock ticking in his head. He tossed and turned until he was down to just 4 more hours. Paul tapped Jane on the shoulder to wake her up. "Honey, I only have 4 hours left! Could we....? Jane sat up, turned to Paul and said, "Listen Paul! I have to get up in the morning and YOU don't!"

Siz doubleposts within that frame, yet we are not able to duplicate it?

Siz doubleposts within that frame, yet we are not able to duplicate it?

Hey how about that.... Jet got the 8600, and I got the 8700

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A hillbilly was driving down the highway when he sees a guy tied up to a tree, crying. The hillbilly stops and approaches the guy. "What's going on here?", he asks. The guy sobs, "I was driving and picked up a hitchhiker. He pulled a gun on me, robbed me, took all my money, my clothes, my car and then tied me up."

The other studied the guy for a moment, and then pulled down his pants and whipped out his dick. "I guess this ain't your lucky day, pal!"

How is this happening?!

How is this happening?!

Did I really?

next post, new page????

Mulitply.

how about now??????????????????

I am confounded.

Has to end with 1, every 40-post interval...

aww come on now!

New Page!!!!
 

so what does it all mean??????????/

nope, 10 more...

gotta go to 8621

Twilight Zoning.

Twilight Zoning.

Twilight Zoning.

Twilight Zoning.

8621, here we come!

cheater!
:)

Notice that! :D