I can see faces
Almost any place I look
But that's a good one.

Word

my shoes are full of feet

Mine too.

mine are full of air right now!

My pants don't fit.

(Thanks a lot, my FHB)

The shutdown is planned to take place during the second week of the October school holidays, from 6.00pm on Sunday 7 October with services resuming on Sunday 14 October.

Johnny asks father: "Does grampa still have sex with granny?"

Father replies: "I'm sorry, son, but they both are much too old to have sex."

Johnny asks grandpa: "Do you still have sex with granny?"

Grandpa says: "Yes, but only oral."

Johnny asks: "What is oral?"

Grandpa says: "I say fuck you, she says fuck you, too."

I hear that the toilets flow backwards down south...I think this, in itself is reason enough to plan a vacation :D

-Will

you have been misinformed, but come on down anyways.....

What happened to you mini-America?

Gza!

Wu Tang forever.

Another question
Beyond the pale in meaning
Reared its ugly head.

peripatetic penguins prancing gracefully down mainstreet

so Jet, why the name change?

In my effort to be more original, I copied the title of a movie... :orly:

Also, I liked my nick of 'Jetty', and I just decided to go with the Frech version.

I could say more but, I am still going to be known as 'Jet' here; I just am now associated with aeronautics instead of moving air.

simply: Jetstream ->Jetée

Jetée ~Jetty

Jetty ~J(Eddie)

Are we posting here for wordcount, length of the webpage if we were to spread it out, # of posts, what?

(maybe this is included somewhere but I'm guessing people will understand why I'm not going to read through the whole thing to find it :)

# posts

thats why not being able to double post sucks..

Hi..... Bye.....

yes. going for longest post count. although me and cs and a few others did try for largest posts as well.

for now, just keep adding to the list to make it count. :)

btw: 8 = 3+4+1

The Moika
 

nice picture there Jet!! where is that? europe, i'm guessing somewhere near russia?

Since I hail from St. Petersburg, Florida... I thought to show off the other St. Petersburg in Russia.

i love the dali museum in st pete (fla, not russia)...

Is that the biggest pic you could find???????

A mere pittance, my good man! Try harder!

8 + 3 - 4 equals 7

St. Pete represent!

new page in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.....

Lift off?

This counting
Provides more meaning
To ourselves?

No, but add 'em up!

gotta go to work... back in 5 hours

wow. just before this post, my post count for this thread alone was 1234. isn't that insane enough for you ?? i'm over 10%(14.7%) of the posts in this thread!!

For MOAB.....


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A man with a swollen foot went to the doctor.

After careful examination, the doctor gave him a huge pill. "I'll be right back with some water," said the doctor.

The doctor was gone quite a while and eventually the man lost his patience.

He hobbled to the sink, forced the huge pill down, slurped water from the sink until the pill cleared his throat, and then hobbled back onto the examining table.

A few minutes later, in walks the doctor with a bucket of warm water.

"Okay, once the tablet has dissolved, soak your foot in it for at least a half hour."

Talk to me Zooks!

Maybe you'll settle
For another post from me:
Call me if I'm wrong.

8 + 3 - 5 equals 6.

"LMAO"

8 equals 3 + 5 equals 8

Lick My Area Offer :orly:


I am not good with or tolerate internet speak.
I am learning 6-7 languages at the moment, so a regression to sophomoric acronyms is unadvisable.

I wish I had a nice, pure cane sugar Coca Cola right about now....but its not gonna happen here

-Will