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The Longest Thread Present?

7961! dammit, dammit, dammit.:thumbsup:

Make me an offer
Which I can't really refuse
And I'll be surprised.

I find it difficult to focus... I need to sneeze away indifference.

When I need to sneeze
There is no avoiding it
Sneeze on me, Jetstream.

roses are red
violets are blue
nobody is funnier
than jetstream and you

Want to increase your threads by 20 pages?

Use the all natural thread enhancement pill - Thread Extenz!

4 out of 5 bored at work people recommend it!

tried it, the pump and cream -base worked, but the extender-wear had no effect. :|

Once upon a time
I tried unnatural means
but never again.

craziness surrounds aura

mysterious

mysterious

mysterious

mysterious

mysterious

mysterious

foiled by the eclipse of familiarity...

Oh man, I just watched that spider bite vid. Disgusting yet fascinating at the same time.

http://www.break.com/index/dude-gets...ge-spider.html (NSFW? and disgusting)

The Longest Thread ever!

i guess i should help out, so i am. right here.

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Like a herd of lice
the smaller creatures hound us
and thank god they do.

My mellow my maaaaaaaan.

My mellowness went
the way of the dinosaurs
like my intellect.

Exercícios de Portugués

Welcome to Jurassic Park....

Exercícios de Portugués

I have so many movies and films to review... at least 50.

Last films I watched were City of God, The Boondock Saints, Duel, and Yojimbo.

but that was yesterday.

OHMIGOD, Jetstream
That's the dirtiest artwork
I have ever seen.

I'll see what I can do about music.

Music in my soul
Becomes more enlightening
When I let it out

This knowledge
You are presenting
Intrigues me...

Toward the end of the golf course, Dave somehow managed to hit his ball into the woods finding it in a patch of pretty yellow buttercups. Trying to get his ball back in play, he ended up thrashing just about every buttercup in the patch.

All of a sudden . .POOF! In a flash and puff of smoke, a little old woman appeared. She said, "I'm Mother Nature! Do you know how long it took me to make those buttercups? Just for that, you won't have any butter for your popcorn the rest of your life; better still; you won't have any butter for your toast for the rest of your life... as a matter of fact, you won't have any butter for anything the rest of your life!"

THEN POOF!....she was gone.

After Dave got hold of himself, he hollered for his friend, Fred. "Fred, where are you?" Fred yells back, "I'm over here, in the pussy willows."

Dave yells back...... "DON'T SWING, FRED!!! For the love of God, DON'T SWING!!!"

I wanted to laugh
And that did, to my delight,
Cause me to do so.

I wonder if I can find Lyrics of Fury... :surprised: