You bastards:
Should I be surprized
Or appalled?

Do the shuffle.

A+D ointment has no expiration date.

KABOOOOOOM

Super percussion
and all that's going with it.
Let's make some music!

And DANCE!

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random reply.

funny picture.

comment about numbers.

I have shyed away from my controlled randomness and now i am lost.

Advice for new topic/game/curriculum?

This or that games are popular.

let's start a story. everyone says 1 sentence or 1 section of story. try to keep it so that the next person has something to say. you can't end it. nothing too gay(gay as in lame and also homo). also, don't just answer it right away. give something to follow. "someone was walking down the stree and then..." "he fell down". that sucks. keep the initial story going and then start yours. :)

i will start the story:

Chapter 1
It was a beautiful day of June with the sun warming everyone outside and the birds singing in the trees. Everyone was having a great time except for little Billy; For some reason, he wasn't enjoying his 1st summer away from home. ...

...which would normally be spent in lazing around the fields, and going for a refreshing swim at the nearest pond. His pet...

, Skeet, had drowned, when they were swimming together, here, last year. He knew that it was wrong, but....

...but all he could think about was how it was somehow his fault. Why did they have to swim near the power plant? His favorite pet hamster never has a chance when he started to drown. "Why!? it's been so long. why does it hurt so much!" thought Billy as he walked on main street. He wasn't just walking randomly - no - he has a plan today. Finally he was there at 6814 main street.
... (entered or wrang the doorbell. you decide)

He went inside the lot, shuffled around in his pocket, took out a set of keys and proceeded to meander about. It wasn't until he reached unit 556 did he stop. This was Billy's personal storage unit, and he was going to retrieve something he had hoped would never see the light of day again. Billy Kelperson had always lived a sheltered life, unbeknownst to his friends and family that he had a duplicity far more terrible thn one can imagine. So, Mr. Kelperson opened the lock, and proceeded to retrieve . . .

A book of haikus,
He drooled as he opened it
and soon was crying.

#6816 was particularly disturbing.

It was random, really, but it was what happened the day that Billy actually read this particular Haiku.
He had been reclining in the roof space above the girls locker rooms, waiting, reading the Haiku's, when.....

...he heard gunshots. his past had caught up to him; for in another life, Billy had once been an assassin-for-hire that had a penchant for reading his victims one last haiku before he sent them off to the fishes. So he ducked into his storage unit and . . .

continued to cry.
The fear he had, inherent,
of the bullets, was.

The future was unclear to him, and he was suddenly worried. Always before he had felt so sure...

so.... strong.... so.... hard. A shiver went up his spine.....

"Aaaaggghhh!!! Damn filthy rats! I hate you so much! I don't want to die, but you will, by my boot!" *BAnG BAnG* Billy retrieved his rifle 'Sally' and...

...realized his words.
The rats were decimated
and he stopped crying.

"Now what can I do for entertainment?" he wondered. "Sally, tell me what I must do! You're so warm..."

"...I'm worried that you might jam in the middle of battle."
However, the second wave of rats was approaching.
Barry crouched, aimed Sally at the army of 4 legged miniature beasts, and whispered to her:
"Don't shoot till you see the whites of their eyes."
"But rats' eyes aren't white!"

I can't play
with this anymore
I'm nonsense.

OMGWTF!?!?!

Why am I so tired?

damn. that story idea didn't go the way i thought. OCM killed it with the haikus. someone else start something. a new game. I'm done trying to bring enjoyment to this thread.

it's almost 2am maybe? glad to see someone new in this thread though! :thumbsup:

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Maybe Nyquil?

Back to the cats I suppose;

Zooks can post the locos;

biznatch teh numbers;

OCM? with the haikus;

Mex shall be undaunted iin his task to bring this thread interesting new topics;

as for me, well, how about some good ol' randomness:

FaNdAnGo

blah blah blah blah. blah blah blah.

BLAH.

Someone find the origin of the word "blah." Stat!

killed nothing.
tried to automerge
maybe failed

6834
6/8 = 3/4

biznatch teh numbers, at your service :D

SCAVENGER HUNT EVERYONE ... FIND THE LINK ... USE ONLY YOUR EYES AND HOVER
 

we should bring rain ponchos back

What happened to Billy and his story?

"e" http://youtube.com/watch?v=bFFZgvTzkQc

Did you watch it?

Nope.... should I?????