26 bottles of beer on the wall, 26 bottles of beer...
Take one down, pass it around, 25 bottles of beer on the wall...

25 bottles of beer on the wall, 25 bottles of beer...
Take one down, pass it around, 24 bottles of beer on the wall...

24 bottles of beer on the wall, 24 bottles of beer...
Take one down, pass it around, 23 bottles of beer on the wall...

23 bottles of beer on the wall, 23 bottles of beer...
Take one down, pass it around, 22 bottles of beer on the wall...

22 bottles of beer on the wall, 22 bottles of beer...
Take one down, pass it around, 21 bottles of beer on the wall...

21 bottles of beer on the wall, 21 bottles of beer...
Take one down, pass it around, 20 bottles of beer on the wall...

20 bottles of beer on the wall, 20 bottles of beer...
Take one down, pass it around, 19 bottles of beer on the wall...

19 bottles of beer on the wall, 19 bottles of beer...
Take one down, pass it around, 18 bottles of beer on the wall...

18 bottles of beer on the wall, 18 bottles of beer...
Take one down, pass it around, 17 bottles of beer on the wall...

17 bottles of beer on the wall, 17 bottles of beer...
Take one down, pass it around, 16 bottles of beer on the wall...

16 bottles of beer on the wall, 16 bottles of beer...
Take one down, pass it around, 15 bottles of beer on the wall...

15 bottles of beer on the wall, 15 bottles of beer...
Take one down, pass it around, 14 bottles of beer on the wall...

14 bottles of beer on the wall, 14 bottles of beer...
Take one down, pass it around, 13 bottles of beer on the wall...

13 bottles of beer on the wall, 13 bottles of beer...
Take one down, pass it around, 12 bottles of beer on the wall...

12 bottles of beer on the wall, 12 bottles of beer...
Take one down, pass it around, 11 bottles of beer on the wall...

11 bottles of beer on the wall, 11 bottles of beer...
Take one down, pass it around, 10 bottles of beer on the wall...

10 bottles of beer on the wall, 10 bottles of beer...
Take one down, pass it around, 9 bottles of beer on the wall...

9 bottles of beer on the wall, 9 bottles of beer...
Take one down, pass it around, 8 bottles of beer on the wall...

8 bottles of beer on the wall, 8 bottles of beer...
Take one down, pass it around, 7 bottles of beer on the wall...

7 bottles of beer on the wall, 7 bottles of beer...
Take one down, pass it around, 6 bottles of beer on the wall...

6 bottles of beer on the wall, 6 bottles of beer...
Take one down, pass it around, 5 bottles of beer on the wall...

5 bottles of beer on the wall, 5 bottles of beer...
Take one down, pass it around, 4 bottles of beer on the wall...

4 bottles of beer on the wall, 4 bottles of beer...
Take one down, pass it around, 3 bottles of beer on the wall...

3 bottles of beer on the wall, 3 bottles of beer...
Take one down, pass it around, 2 bottles of beer on the wall...

2 bottles of beer on the wall, 2 bottles of beer...
Take one down, pass it around, 1 bottle of beer on the wall...

1 bottle of beer on the wall, 1 bottle of beer...
Take one down, pass it around, HA HA HA - No more beer left, you drunk.

Wow, that was long....

Victory

I'm back in first place, hurray! :D

NoSoup 588
mexicanonabike 559
skier 557
CSflim 510
Ishmal 152

Boy, sure is lonely up here at the top.....

But what a great view :D

Well, now that I'm in first place, I suppose I should head to lunch...

See you later everyone :D

We are catching up quickly to our competition...

damn you can fall back to 3rd place so easily

and nosoup did that whole beer bottle thing again.

remarkable

at least i'm in second place now

but now i'm going to post lowbrow moments because that's the most fun

My brother once got caught pissing off a bridge onto the cars below.

He was just getting into full flow when my mom came along and caught him at it, she had to stand there while he finished the piss, listening to the horns blaring and the people laughing before she dragged him home for a beating.

I still laugh my tits off whenever I think about it but my mom still refuses to talk about it 14 years later

I went up to the bar, here in Mississippi, the othernight and there was this standard-issue bearded burn-out. He was trying hard to be wreckage from 'Nam. Except he was confused and got carried away and told us all that he'd crashed his chopper here a couple nights ago and was sleeping on the street until his buddies could come get him.

He leaned over to the guy on the next stool and said, "You speak gook?" The guy shook his head no. So the burnout went on to say that his job was to kill P.O.W.s.

I took his picture and the flash spooked him. He said he was going to bust me like Humpty-Dumpty.

Hmmm... to think I was contemplating sobriety.

So the other day i was smoking a joint in the shed behind my house, when I hear my mom's car pull up in the driveway. I got so freaked out that i just threw the joint and high tailed it to my room. ten minutes later, my mom comes into my room yelling that i need to call 911, because the shed is on fire.

Moral: Put out your joints, kids.