Olestra:
One more synthetic
we don't need.

pepsi for the fucking win! coke sucks. stupid aftertaste!

Bah @ Soda.

Emu Bitter

http://photos4.flickr.com/4604675_1339012ce2_m.jpg

An emu bit her?
Thereafter the thing was killed
at least, I'm hoping.

Ah, Jetstream!
Later dinosaurs
will succeed.

This is not a dinosaur, I think; it is alive and well in Uruguay, but definitely not a dinosaur. I was told it is the one and only land whale.

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/227/5...6cd6bc.jpg?v=0

I was told
a number of things
that weren't true.

I want a burger.. no, I want two burgers! :D

Pepsi > Coke. However, Coke > Pepsi when mixed with rum.

I want some Pepsi
and a burrito, later.
Okay, I want sex.

Can we throw a party in here???

Sure we can!
You bring the favors,
mex, the games.

Ah, hell, y'all progress faster.

Costume Party!

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/196/4...86895991_o.jpg

i'll play the fool

Fools tend to make sense,
almost as if they want to.
All playing aside.

Who will be the first to escape the labryinth?

http://jerric.myweb.uga.edu/project/...ze_200x200.png

Unless there's a "start"
there can be no "finish", right?
The pattern pleases...

Start at top left and work way down to bottom right; easy, right?

I tried the maze. I got stuck.

Yes, indeed. Keep trying and eventually the path shall reveal itself to you.

so can I go the other direction, from down under????

I usually work my way backward, so yeah, basic premise is to get from one extreme corner to the next.

"work my way backward"
is funny and telling, yes?
Can you say some more?

New PS3 Elite, on G4TV
Awesome!!

7147... 7=... nope

I got nuthin'

Maybe 14 - 7 = 7 ?

Boom shackalacka

S-P-I-R-I-T

That is how you spell I-Strip.

"That's The Fact, Jack!"

Flapjacks are a vital Korean Wrasslin' manuever; hold on a second, I'll find a demonstration.

"I hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hari-Kari rock. I need scissors! 61!"

Wrestling moves you've never ever witnessed for they are far too awesomely destructive in technique.
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Argentine Cobra Swing
Boston Toe Foot
Corkscrew Heel Swing
Cradle Mandible Fists
Deadly Achilles Tendon Tackle
Flying Trip
Giant Ankle Lift
Horizontal Drag
Japanese Suffering Toss
Koppu Wringer
Lifting Elbow Moonsault
Mounted Bomb
Open Takedown
Overhead Stomp
Wheelbarrow Mat Snap
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Nice. Sorry, I was away for a few mins.

Time to shout in anime speak, GO!

Satanic Cufflink Ebony Telegraph!

Slaughter Blasting Bane Penetration Blast!

My new name? Architect of Noterierty and Death

Penetrating Reaction Dying Necrotic Assault

executed by the

Barrage Bane Crashing Charming Battler

I study Chronology of Geomantic Engineering