I don't find that surprising somehow.

I have a beagle named Jack, and he bites the shit out of my hands. :D

Lucy, and she's a toy poodle. It really is Kinkykiwi's more than it is mine.

Why do you carry shit around in your hands? :confused:

My family is very poor...

I had soup last night......

If SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN, then, EVERLASTING FUN ÷ SLINKY = ESCULATOR

You could be right.......

News flash:
AN OHIO teen was severely traumatized after discovering the stars of a downloaded porno flick were none other than his own parents.

Timmy Shannon, 17, recalls the moment that scarred him for life. "I was like five minutes into this porno called Horny House Wives 4, when I thought to myself, 'Hey, that couch looks exactly like the one I'm sitting on. Oh crap, it is!' I remember the horror overcoming me when I realized the woman bent over that couch was my mother, and the guy giving it to her was my father. I instantly pulled my pants back up and vomited."

I take it mathematics wasn't your strong point at school?

Bada Bing. another post

"Hitler was a bad man. Winston Churchill was a good man. But if you were in a balloon with Hitler and Churchill, and you were losing altitude..."
-Harry Hill

wise man, that Harry Hill.....

What about the good things Hitler did? :lol:

Hmmm now lets see..... I know!
1: he fixed.... nope that wasn't him..

I pass...

Here is post #4895. little by little....

we haven't hit 5000 yet?!?!?

Soon, my friend, soon.

Only 102 more posts to go!

101 bottles of beer.....

I started it, the painful annoying song...so...I might as well ressucitate it.
Cheers.
871 bottles of beer on the was, 871 bottles of beer,
Take one down, pass it around, 870 bottles of beer on the wall.
(if you shoot me, I'll understand)

100 posts to go! CAPTAIN PLANET!!!!

http://www.headington.org.uk/pics/general/shark_big.jpg
jaws just doesn't know when to quit...

MORE POSTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111111111111oneoeneoneoneoneone

I hate it when that happens!

was that a flying fish?

"My dad used to say; Always fight fire with fire. Which is probably why he was thrown out of the fire brigade"
-Harry Hill

Hey, so this is the longest thread ever!!!

Well.....erm......ah.....since you ask......ummmm.....that's kinda a touchy subject around here.....

*in the fetal position in the corner rocking, chanting"

this IS the longest thread ever, this IS the longest thread ever..... :eek:

Yes. this is the longest thread ever, isn't it the title of the thread? Gosh!
Any other threads that could possibly be longer (and don't look for them, 'cause there are none!) are fake. Forged. Fabricated. And immoral.

And another post added to the LONGEST THREAD!

Wow! the longest thread just keeps getting longer!

I think we should call it "The Longest-est Thread Ever!"

Longest-times-infinity-plus-one?

A long, long, long, long, long, long thread

Longness???

you're right, Zooksport, say no more! Of course, "Thread of infinite longness" would be a better title..

We need to find a way to make then next post the first post, making this thread into a circular piece of thread and therefore infinitely long. Or something.

Your right; we need an einstein-rosen bridge. I know there's one at the Longs around the corner, but they're really expensive.

So I got that going for me...which is nice.