Know what pisses me off, huh? You know what
What really gets me mad in this life?
It's the goddamn periodic table of elements.
They've got 109 or so naturally occuring elements.
Then they've got 10 or 11 of these
Non-naturally occuring man-made elements.
They give them names like Einsteinium,
Californium, and Nobelium.
And what I want to know is
If they're man-made
Just how the _hell_ can they be elements, huh?

single posts at a time, you say?

yup. That's right.

Hmm, so.... thats right, huh?

I guess it's right...

Yep, it's right alright....

Right then.... Its all good, then. Whats left ?

Must continue posting....

post, post, post...

Come on people. Get to work!

but it's not right

What's not right?

posting. it's all left now, isn't it?

What on earth are you blabbering about!?

Left.... you know...... L E F T

I think this thread could stand to be a bit longer.

Well, I mean even longer than this.

I'm pretty sure NoSoup would be proud of me for doing this.

We have to post a lot more if we want to catch up to the word association thread.

I demand it.

/\... outsmarted yerself, huh...... :O

*NoSoup proudly Looks on....*

Right, I get it.

Write it Down, maybe?

ok.....Done!

Posty Post Post....

P to the ost.

Still boring.

still, still...

boring, boring...

Still Boring...

What did the p say to the ost?

POST!

Oh wait... that didn't make sense... woes me

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poppycocks!

Do Poppy's have cocks??????

Where do they keep them????
Do they have legs? what? I need to know....

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Onward mighty steed!!!11oneone!

You know what grinds my gears?

No, I don't. What grinds your gears biznatch?

I also would like to know....

Come on! Don't keep us in suspense!

"This Lindsay Lohan. Lindsay Lohan with all those little outfits, jumping around there on stage, half-naked with your little outfits. Ya know? You're a... You're out there jumping around and I'm just sitting here with my beer. So, what am I supposed to do? What you want? You know, are we gonna go out? Is that what you're trying to - why why are you leaping around there, throwing those things all up in my, over there in my face? What do you want, Lindsay? Tell me what you want? Well, I'll tell you what you want, you want nothing. You want nothing. All right? Because we all know that no woman anywhere wants to have sex with anyone, and to titillate us with any thoughts otherwise is - is just bogus. "

But of course.

And another post.

Less than 10k posts to go folks :D