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Manuel Hong 02-27-2005 04:01 PM

Fer Crisakes, stop peein' on the dog!

My extremeties are frigid.

SiNai 02-27-2005 05:25 PM

Stop taking so long in the refrigerator!!

My eyeballs are all red

Tophat665 02-27-2005 05:32 PM

One of two things: Visine or use a longer spoon while eating breakfast with the devil.

I'm nervous and my socks are too loose.

Astrocloud 02-28-2005 01:09 PM

Socks is loose. But that's no reason to be nervous. Just call him in and shut the door.

(socks):
http://home.ix.netcom.com/~jruffolo/images/Socks.jpg


Nobody ever gets my humor.

Manuel Hong 02-28-2005 01:51 PM

Comedy rule #1: If it's funny to you, it's funny.

My hamper smells weird.

HalcyonDaze 02-28-2005 02:12 PM

Sorry, I'll get out.

My eyes got reversed and now point inside my head.

TexanAvenger 02-28-2005 02:57 PM

So tell me, what's on your mind?

It's hard to find a good friend.

HalcyonDaze 03-01-2005 09:02 AM

Stop hitting your good friends, and maybe they'll stop hiding from you.

I have constant cravings for glazed donuts..

Manuel Hong 03-01-2005 05:55 PM

As long as you eat them constantly, it should stop the cravings.

My get up and go must've got up and went.

howdydave 03-01-2005 06:21 PM

Take two anti-diarrhetics and call me in the morning!

My snot is brown!

victorjara 03-01-2005 06:30 PM

Take them out, paint them green with a marker pen, and then replace them.

Potatoes are growing out of my ears.

Manuel Hong 03-01-2005 07:52 PM

Mixed with some toe cheese, it would make a nice au gratin.

I have hang-ups.

Tophat665 03-01-2005 08:13 PM

Get caller ID.

Ted Koppel won't stop tickling my funnybone.

Astrocloud 03-02-2005 02:03 AM

Ted Koppel says he'll stop because your funnybone is only this big:
http://www.news.harvard.edu/gazette/...koppel-225.jpg

It's too late for sleep tonight.

howdydave 03-02-2005 09:52 AM

Call in the neighbors and have a party!

I have lustful fantasies about my analyst!

TexanAvenger 03-02-2005 02:38 PM

And how does that make you feel?

I'm having trouble getting into a stable relationship.

Tophat665 03-02-2005 04:16 PM

Stop hitting on horses. (Sicko.)

I've lost that lovin' feeling.

Fly 03-02-2005 05:01 PM

......blow.......up........doll............


i've got blisters on my blisters.

Manuel Hong 03-02-2005 05:02 PM

Buy yourself some flowers, take yourself out to dinner, draw yourself a nice hot bath with candles, dim the lights... maybe that will put you in the mood.

I have pimples on my but-I am nice.

Manuel Hong 03-02-2005 05:04 PM

oooh crap!
Stop beating on that thing like a rented car!

I still have pimples on my but-I am nice...

Tophat665 03-02-2005 07:03 PM

Embrace your ill favored visage, get in touch with your inner curmudgeon, and start being a real rat bastard.

My blowup doll sprung a leak.

Zeraph 03-02-2005 11:19 PM

Live underwater.

My hand jerks wildly when touching my special area

Astrocloud 03-03-2005 02:06 PM

Think of your mother -that'll make it stop.

My mother is hot.

Manuel Hong 03-03-2005 02:25 PM

Think of Zeraph's Mom (sorry.)

I'm rude, crude and socially unacceptable.

Tophat665 03-03-2005 07:39 PM

Run for public office as a man of the people. You might even get elected president.

Every night I have a strange dream about a busty, naked, green woman with lobster claws who wants to be intimate with me.

Manuel Hong 03-03-2005 08:04 PM

boil some water and keep large rubber bands near the bed.


I have terrible gas. Really, it's quite noxious.

Tophat665 03-03-2005 09:26 PM

Either lay off the beans, or make sure you also eat corn and chilis with them Actually, seriously, the combination of the three will keep the beans from giving you gas, allow the corn to digest, and take the burn out of the chilis on the back end.

Now I have "Dirty Love" stuck in my head. (The way your momma make that fuzzy poodle do.)

TexanAvenger 03-05-2005 11:15 AM

Turn up "So Fresh, So Clean" by Outkast

My foot's asleep.

vermin 03-05-2005 11:25 AM

Dip it in gasoline and light it up. Nothin' like fire to get the blood flowing.

I'm in complete denial of the chaos and tragedy in my life.

nofnway 03-05-2005 12:16 PM

write a country song, drink some whiskey, relax and enjoy it.

I can't do the things that I know that I should.

Manuel Hong 03-05-2005 02:32 PM

Stop shoulding all over yourself.


I've got cat scratch fever.

tres 03-05-2005 04:02 PM

Try shaving down there, I hear it helps.

I have a hawaiian disease called Lakanuki

nofnway 03-05-2005 04:21 PM

of course.....get some nuki...repeat if necessary


I have a low down dirty feeling.

Tophat665 03-05-2005 06:55 PM

Douche.

My head hurts, my feet stink, and I don't love Jesus.

Manuel Hong 03-08-2005 10:31 AM

Turn down the stereo, yank off those Python boots and don't worry, Jesus thinks you're a jerk.

my nose is running...

Daoust 03-08-2005 10:39 AM

Snort something pasty up there!

My hands are sweaty, my knees are weak
I can't eat, and I can't sleep.

TexanAvenger 03-08-2005 12:23 PM

Get to the hospital quick... looks like ebola. Try getting there before you crash and bleed out, they know how to clean it up better'n most people. Or it could be love... whatever.

I'm damn cold.

Daoust 03-09-2005 04:00 AM

Sleep with your socks on. It works for Daoust!!!

My sinuses are leaking a flourescent yellow liquid uncontrollably, at this moment.

tres 03-09-2005 04:52 AM

bottle it!! You've found the solution to our energy crisis!!

I have this uncontrollable urge to stab myself in the chest.

Astrocloud 03-09-2005 04:44 PM

Stab somebody else in the back and your urge will go away.

Got an urge got a surge
and it's out of control
Got an urge I wanna purge
'cause I'm losing control


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