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Old 04-03-2010, 06:33 AM   #3681 (permalink)
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Zombie Jesus? We need to take that fucker out immediately or he will make us into zombies. I don't want to be a fucking zombie, do you?

On another fucking subject, it took Charter Communications 6 fucking months to move the cable line 2 feet so it doesn't get so many fucking cuts from the construction crew at work. Why the fuck did that take so long?
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Old 04-03-2010, 06:59 AM   #3682 (permalink)
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Have you heard the good news about our lord and brain eater Jesus Christ? It'll eat your fucking balls!
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Old 04-03-2010, 09:43 AM   #3683 (permalink)
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Let me get this fucking straight, you're reading a fuck game thread at work, and you're worried about boobies?
Words don't pop up on a porn filter, I could care less that he knows I look at the word "Fuck".

*****

Head hurts, feet stank, and I don't fucking love Jesus.
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In my own personal experience---this is just anecdotal, mind you---I have found that there is always room to be found between boobs.
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Old 04-03-2010, 10:08 AM   #3684 (permalink)
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Don't make me come up there (or down there) and say FUCK BOOBIES PUSSY THING
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Old 04-03-2010, 10:45 AM   #3685 (permalink)
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Head hurts, feet stank, and I don't fucking love Jesus.
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Old 04-03-2010, 11:03 AM   #3686 (permalink)
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Old 04-03-2010, 12:05 PM   #3687 (permalink)
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fucking shit! I fucking hate disorganization ... fuck!
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Old 04-03-2010, 12:45 PM   #3688 (permalink)
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I fucking hate fucking hate. What's wrong with dis fucking organization?
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Old 04-04-2010, 02:06 AM   #3689 (permalink)
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fucking pollen, part 2...
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
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Old 04-04-2010, 07:24 AM   #3690 (permalink)
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Happy effin' zombie jesus day.
Show me a kid who isn't totally fucking creeped out the first time they hear the resurrection story... please. cause I haven't fucking found one yet....

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Old 04-04-2010, 08:23 AM   #3691 (permalink)
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every fucking day i wake up,i'm resurrected
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Old 04-04-2010, 09:44 AM   #3692 (permalink)
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I'm fucking hungry and a lot of places are closed because of fucking Jesus day. Fuck, I don't want fucking fast food.
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In my own personal experience---this is just anecdotal, mind you---I have found that there is always room to be found between boobs.
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Old 04-04-2010, 09:46 AM   #3693 (permalink)
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The only fucking place open here is Wally World. I'm so fucking not thrilled.
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Old 04-04-2010, 03:54 PM   #3694 (permalink)
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Did you fucking see that?
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Old 04-04-2010, 04:35 PM   #3695 (permalink)
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I ate an abso-fucking-lutely ridiculous amount of candy today.
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Old 04-05-2010, 02:11 AM   #3696 (permalink)
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fucking pollen, v.3...
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
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Old 04-05-2010, 09:52 AM   #3697 (permalink)
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almost 2 years of fucking work,thrown all to fucking hell with the crashing of my studio computer.

fucking lost the whole song,and why the fuck didn't my back-up fucking work this time?

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 04-05-2010, 11:59 AM   #3698 (permalink)
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Holy shit, Fly. That Fucking SUCKS!

/ you have my deepest fucking sympathy.
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Old 04-05-2010, 01:37 PM   #3699 (permalink)
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It's getting fucking better.... you'd better update these fuckers, Fly.
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Old 04-05-2010, 01:55 PM   #3700 (permalink)
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fuck yeah noodle........backed up the tracks that i did recover,but still with out the fucking bassline,and a couple effects..........fuck me.
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Old 04-05-2010, 02:37 PM   #3701 (permalink)
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Fuck, I drank almost 3 bottles of wine last night, I feel like shit today. I've been on a non-stop bender since Friday. Ugh. Fuck me.
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In my own personal experience---this is just anecdotal, mind you---I have found that there is always room to be found between boobs.
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Old 04-06-2010, 02:56 AM   #3702 (permalink)
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sober the fuck up - mexico's coming up...
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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
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Old 04-06-2010, 06:31 AM   #3703 (permalink)
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Oh I didn't drink a fucking thing last night phil, Mexico is tomorrow and I'm flying into to fucking cancun with amonkie right beside me on the plane. I'm not drinking today either.
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In my own personal experience---this is just anecdotal, mind you---I have found that there is always room to be found between boobs.
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Old 04-06-2010, 09:37 AM   #3704 (permalink)
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you fuckers better have a fuckin' drink on me eh...........
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Old 04-07-2010, 02:59 AM   #3705 (permalink)
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i am so fucking jealous, and we just got back a litle fucking while ago...
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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 04-07-2010, 06:00 AM   #3706 (permalink)
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Sitting in the fucking airport now. I'm about to meetup with amonkie in just a few hours.
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In my own personal experience---this is just anecdotal, mind you---I have found that there is always room to be found between boobs.
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Old 04-07-2010, 06:20 AM   #3707 (permalink)
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Gonna be a fucking good time.
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Old 04-07-2010, 07:18 AM   #3708 (permalink)
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fuckers.............no fucking umbrella drinks Eden you fuck.

and fucking pictures too eh...........
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Old 04-08-2010, 02:58 AM   #3709 (permalink)
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i can fucking picture the hobbitt with a fucking umbrella drink...
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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 04-08-2010, 07:10 AM   #3710 (permalink)
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No umbella drinks for this fucking hobbit. Tully handed me a huge rum and coke when I got here. My travel addled brain could barely wrap my hand around it. I still finished it.
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In my own personal experience---this is just anecdotal, mind you---I have found that there is always room to be found between boobs.
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Old 04-08-2010, 07:30 AM   #3711 (permalink)
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fuck yeah..........rum n coke baby.........cuba fucking libras bitch.
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Old 04-08-2010, 09:16 AM   #3712 (permalink)
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Fucking spanglish. It's almost as bad as fucking ebonics, but not as pleasurable.
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Old 04-08-2010, 10:05 AM   #3713 (permalink)
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and i can't speak a fucking lick of it either.
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Old 04-08-2010, 10:29 AM   #3714 (permalink)
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Tongue-fucking twisters, but you could hum a few bars.
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Old 04-08-2010, 03:47 PM   #3715 (permalink)
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Mexico is FUCKING AWESOME!
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In my own personal experience---this is just anecdotal, mind you---I have found that there is always room to be found between boobs.
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Old 04-08-2010, 03:51 PM   #3716 (permalink)
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What would you fucking expect? It's full of fucking Mexicans. I fucking lust after Mexicans.
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Old 04-09-2010, 03:30 AM   #3717 (permalink)
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did you say fucking hum?
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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
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Old 04-09-2010, 07:40 AM   #3718 (permalink)
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Uncle fucking Phil, I don't believe they said the fucking word, hum.
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Old 04-09-2010, 08:26 AM   #3719 (permalink)
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He's busy while I'm fucking bored. Humming a few bars seems...appropriate, fuck-wise.
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Old 04-09-2010, 09:51 AM   #3720 (permalink)
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humming whilst fucking..........fuck yeah.
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