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Old 05-08-2010, 01:40 AM   #3921 (permalink)
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well, butter my fucking butt and call me a fucking biscuit...
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Old 05-08-2010, 08:01 PM   #3922 (permalink)
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In my own personal experience---this is just anecdotal, mind you---I have found that there is always room to be found between boobs.
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Old 05-08-2010, 08:06 PM   #3923 (permalink)
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Speaking of getting fucked....I got fucked on tips tonight. Fuck.
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Old 05-09-2010, 02:13 AM   #3924 (permalink)
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 05-09-2010, 07:26 AM   #3925 (permalink)
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What the fuck is up with the weather yesterday? It could have been a little fucking nicer for the 5k race.
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Old 05-09-2010, 07:57 AM   #3926 (permalink)
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I didn't buy fucking eggs and I want fucking breakfast. Looks like I'm going to the local breakfast grill.
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In my own personal experience---this is just anecdotal, mind you---I have found that there is always room to be found between boobs.
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Old 05-09-2010, 10:00 AM   #3927 (permalink)
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well, butter my fucking butt and call me a fucking biscuit...
LMfuckingAO
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Old 05-09-2010, 10:19 AM   #3928 (permalink)
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I didn't buy fucking eggs and I want fucking breakfast. Looks like I'm going to the local breakfast grill.
here ya go, hobbit...
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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
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-----------------------------------------
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Old 05-09-2010, 11:40 AM   #3929 (permalink)
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that's what S had fer feckin' brunch. Two eggs, rashers, 2 bangers, two slices of tomato, two slices of toast, beans, mushrooms, potatoes and 2 black puddings.

i had a fuckin' seafood omlette with shrimp, crab, eggs, spinach, tomatoes, onions and a few potato thingies.

and how in the holy fuck did i get blitzed off one Harp? cheap dates, FTW!
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Old 05-09-2010, 01:28 PM   #3930 (permalink)
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No fucking biscuits, perhaps?
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Old 05-10-2010, 12:25 AM   #3931 (permalink)
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i'm fuckin' outta here..........
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Old 05-10-2010, 02:04 AM   #3932 (permalink)
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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
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Old 05-11-2010, 01:34 PM   #3933 (permalink)
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Not real fucking nuts. See ya later, Fly, you fucker.
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Old 05-11-2010, 01:57 PM   #3934 (permalink)
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Fuck these imbecilic morons that I work with.
Like S just fuckin' told me, "You are the omega."
I fucking hate these idiots some days!
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The question isn’t who is going to let me; it’s who is going to stop me. Ayn Rand
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Old 05-11-2010, 02:15 PM   #3935 (permalink)
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Hate's a lot easier than fucking grinning & bearing it, but I can't fucking talk today because I've been harboring ill-will since fucking Sunday. So tell me, Omega, wouldn't you rather be a fucking Alpha?
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Old 05-12-2010, 02:15 AM   #3936 (permalink)
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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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Old 05-12-2010, 03:04 AM   #3937 (permalink)
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Oh, I'm fucking grinning like a mad fool and bearing it, as I'm going to dance the day I walk out of this fucking company after I say goodbye to my families.


My fucking shoulderblade spot is fucking stuck again. And it tingles.
Which could be fun except it hurts.
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Just realize that you're armed with smart but heavily outnumbered.
The question isn’t who is going to let me; it’s who is going to stop me. Ayn Rand
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Old 05-13-2010, 02:19 AM   #3938 (permalink)
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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Old 05-13-2010, 04:04 AM   #3939 (permalink)
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Fuck, today is going to be a LONG day.
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In my own personal experience---this is just anecdotal, mind you---I have found that there is always room to be found between boobs.
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Old 05-13-2010, 04:05 AM   #3940 (permalink)
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Yes. It. Fucking. Is.
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Just realize that you're armed with smart but heavily outnumbered.
The question isn’t who is going to let me; it’s who is going to stop me. Ayn Rand
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Old 05-13-2010, 09:48 AM   #3941 (permalink)
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Why the fuck am I eating so fucking unhealthy lately?
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Old 05-13-2010, 02:40 PM   #3942 (permalink)
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I don't fucking know. Maybe eating beats fucking starvation?
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Old 05-14-2010, 02:30 AM   #3943 (permalink)
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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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Old 05-14-2010, 04:07 AM   #3944 (permalink)
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Nice fucking picture Phil, I like it.

Also, it's FUCKING FRIDAY!
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In my own personal experience---this is just anecdotal, mind you---I have found that there is always room to be found between boobs.
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Old 05-14-2010, 05:25 AM   #3945 (permalink)
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fuck yeah..........2 days with my fucking woman.
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Old 05-14-2010, 02:24 PM   #3946 (permalink)
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Happy fucking fatherhood, Fly. Give your grad a kiss & good fucking advice. Your "fucking woman" must be eligible for fucking sainthood.
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Old 05-14-2010, 03:39 PM   #3947 (permalink)
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well,she is a fucking saint.

as for good fucking advice,he has me for his dad,how fucking good can that advice be?

ha-ha-fucking-ha.
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Old 05-14-2010, 05:01 PM   #3948 (permalink)
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How is it that my fucking pot-bellied neighbor is pulling in more tail than alot of guys I know? Oh yeah... he makes a lot of fucking money. Also, lies.
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Old 05-14-2010, 05:10 PM   #3949 (permalink)
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How many fuckin' times do I need to fuckin' remind you Honesty is the best fuckin' policy.
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Old 05-15-2010, 01:44 AM   #3950 (permalink)
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fuckin' early out...
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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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Old 05-15-2010, 07:46 AM   #3951 (permalink)
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Fucking nice day today. Got lots of fucking shit to do.
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In my own personal experience---this is just anecdotal, mind you---I have found that there is always room to be found between boobs.
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Old 05-15-2010, 11:31 AM   #3952 (permalink)
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same fucking page here too man,too many fucking things to do.........good luck with the fucking shit you gotta do today Eden.
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Old 05-15-2010, 01:13 PM   #3953 (permalink)
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do the good stuff fucking first
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Old 05-15-2010, 01:57 PM   #3954 (permalink)
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Fuck, I need to cook but I don't fucking want too.
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Old 05-15-2010, 02:00 PM   #3955 (permalink)
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Come to fucking Minneapolis. I've got a nice fucking roast in the oven.
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Old 05-15-2010, 02:46 PM   #3956 (permalink)
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fuck the zombie arm.
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Just realize that you're armed with smart but heavily outnumbered.
The question isn’t who is going to let me; it’s who is going to stop me. Ayn Rand
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Old 05-15-2010, 03:36 PM   #3957 (permalink)
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Epic fucking battle in Buffy season 3 finale. Fucking fantastic.
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Old 05-15-2010, 03:46 PM   #3958 (permalink)
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That's a great fucking battle jove. Almost the best of the series.
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Old 05-15-2010, 08:37 PM   #3959 (permalink)
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Season 3? Season 2 was way fucking better, imo. Sword fighting ftw!


In other fucking news, I'm don't have to fucking work tomorrow!

---------- Post added at 12:37 AM ---------- Previous post was Yesterday at 11:00 PM ----------

Also...I fucking hate live versions of songs. Fuck you, Pandora.
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Old 05-15-2010, 09:02 PM   #3960 (permalink)
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