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Old 07-23-2010, 06:00 AM   #4201 (permalink)
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Old 07-23-2010, 05:13 PM   #4202 (permalink)
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Old 07-24-2010, 02:31 AM   #4203 (permalink)
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Old 07-24-2010, 06:34 AM   #4204 (permalink)
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Old 07-24-2010, 08:30 AM   #4205 (permalink)
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You are golfing now fly? When did you join the fucking old man club?
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Old 07-24-2010, 09:09 AM   #4206 (permalink)
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Old 07-24-2010, 10:01 AM   #4207 (permalink)
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You are golfing now fly? When did you join the fucking old man club?


dude.........been fucking golfing for many years........just don't fucking brag about it as much as that fucker phil does man.


i like to talk about music fer fuck sakes.


so go to my fucking websites ya' bastard.


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Old 07-24-2010, 10:17 AM   #4208 (permalink)
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I've already been to all your fucking websites and listened to most of the music links. I couldn't properly make fun of your music tastes otherwise .

Seriously... is there anyone in this fucking thread that doesn't play golf?

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I made a graph to show the age range of this thread. For your fucking viewing pleasure.

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Old 07-24-2010, 11:09 AM   #4209 (permalink)
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I don't fuckin' play fuckin' golf. Borin' ass fuckin' game if you ask me. Who the fuck wants to watch a fuckin' li'l white fuckin' ball bounce around all fuckin' day, and fuckin' try to get it in a li'l fuckin' hole. Fuck that, fuckin' motherfuckers. LOL
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Old 07-24-2010, 12:12 PM   #4210 (permalink)
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nice fucking graph Eden you fuck..........old fuckers..........i like that.


prick.



oh ..........and now we have some new fucker in here slammin' the fucking game of golf.you guys even know that the beer cart girls are usually pretty fuckin' sweet?

didn't fucking think so.
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Old 07-24-2010, 04:38 PM   #4211 (permalink)
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One of the last fucking places I worked (kitchen wise) in college, the girls had to wear schoolgirl uniforms (catholic) while working. The fucking people who owned the restaurant also owned the clubhouse at the golf course. Girls from the fucking restaurant could work at the club house too. They had to wear their uniforms tho. Clubhouse revenue went up 250%.
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Old 07-24-2010, 06:30 PM   #4212 (permalink)
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Fuck fly. I'm not a fuckin' new guy. I've fuckin' been around a fuckin' while.
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Old 07-25-2010, 04:14 AM   #4213 (permalink)
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Old 07-25-2010, 04:38 AM   #4214 (permalink)
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Old 07-25-2010, 10:03 AM   #4215 (permalink)
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More fucking people need to know that fucking nuns have more fucking fashion-sense than they fucking pretend to.
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Old 07-25-2010, 02:02 PM   #4216 (permalink)
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Family fucking reunions are fucking weird.
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Old 07-25-2010, 02:06 PM   #4217 (permalink)
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One of the last fucking places I worked (kitchen wise) in college, the girls had to wear schoolgirl uniforms (catholic) while working. The fucking people who owned the restaurant also owned the clubhouse at the golf course. Girls from the fucking restaurant could work at the club house too. They had to wear their uniforms tho. Clubhouse revenue went up 250%.
that's fucking excellent
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Old 07-26-2010, 02:40 AM   #4218 (permalink)
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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
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Old 07-26-2010, 04:01 AM   #4219 (permalink)
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Old 07-26-2010, 05:45 AM   #4220 (permalink)
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One of the last fucking places I worked (kitchen wise) in college, the girls had to wear schoolgirl uniforms (catholic) while working. The fucking people who owned the restaurant also owned the clubhouse at the golf course. Girls from the fucking restaurant could work at the club house too. They had to wear their uniforms tho. Clubhouse revenue went up 250%.
Big fucking surprise, that. Read and weep your fucking eyes out:
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Old 07-26-2010, 06:34 AM   #4221 (permalink)
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I fucking cried until I laughed.
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Old 07-26-2010, 09:44 AM   #4222 (permalink)
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Old 07-26-2010, 04:33 PM   #4223 (permalink)
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fuckin' noodle has a dilema.........need a fucking hug or what?
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Old 07-26-2010, 05:12 PM   #4224 (permalink)
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S's surgery went fuckin' better than expected so I'm fuckin' better now.
Even though I fucking hate my future fucking father-in-law with a passion.

My new fucking dilemma?
I bought a bottle of red and a giant Stella.
I did not buy a bottle opener nor a fucking wine bottle opener.
Fuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhck me.
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Old 07-26-2010, 06:32 PM   #4225 (permalink)
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take the fucking Stella,and apply a lighter to it to pop that fucker open........you know what i fucking mean right?

or a pair of pliers,or fucking buck knife or the fucking back end of a spoon.........and pry that bitch off of your fucking fist........
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Old 07-26-2010, 06:36 PM   #4226 (permalink)
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Fucking hell Noodle, I know you are smarter than that.



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Grab a sharp knife, jam that thing into the cork of the wine bottle. Twist and pull at the same time. Pull the cork out. Now you have an open bottle of wine and bottle of stella.

Please fucking do both of these BEFORE you start drinking.

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Old 07-27-2010, 02:50 AM   #4227 (permalink)
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
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- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 07-27-2010, 07:11 AM   #4228 (permalink)
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Time for serious fucking business.
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Old 07-27-2010, 11:09 AM   #4229 (permalink)
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As fucking if!
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Old 07-27-2010, 06:22 PM   #4230 (permalink)
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fucking leverage is the ticket...........nice fucking find Eden
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Old 07-28-2010, 02:35 AM   #4231 (permalink)
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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 07-28-2010, 06:24 AM   #4232 (permalink)
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Apparently a full recovery means back to BJJ. Cauliflower ear, fuck yeah!!!
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Old 07-28-2010, 07:33 AM   #4233 (permalink)
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That cat needs to calm the fuck down.
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Old 07-29-2010, 02:18 AM   #4234 (permalink)
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fuckin' cats.
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Old 07-29-2010, 02:50 AM   #4235 (permalink)
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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
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Old 07-29-2010, 04:41 PM   #4236 (permalink)
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one.

more.

fucking.

day.
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Old 07-29-2010, 05:46 PM   #4237 (permalink)
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You are golfing now fly? When did you join the fucking old man club?
Joined the fucking old man club a few dates after I met my ex-husband.

Oh, wait, we weren't talking about that kind of fucking, were we?

fuck. fucked up again.

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fuck phil, you find the greatest pictures. and that hang may be from labial piercings... it looks like she might have a pair, but it's hard to tell on my tiny little fucking screen.
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Old 07-29-2010, 07:01 PM   #4238 (permalink)
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Joined the fucking old man club a few dates after I met my ex-husband.

Oh, wait, we weren't talking about that kind of fucking, were we?

fuck. fucked up again.
Unless you are fucking a golf club, then no, we got our channels fucking crossed there.

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fuck phil, you find the greatest pictures. and that hang may be from labial piercings... it looks like she might have a pair, but it's hard to tell on my tiny little fucking screen.
Or.... she could just hiding a fucking roast beef sandwich there. I knew a chick that looked like that from birth.
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Old 07-29-2010, 07:34 PM   #4239 (permalink)
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fucking hate when the labia are compared to roast beef... fuckin sick.
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Old 07-30-2010, 02:43 AM   #4240 (permalink)
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- Robert S. McNamara
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