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Old 04-25-2010, 09:40 AM   #3841 (permalink)
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Hey, you should make me some fuckin breakfast! What the fuck are you having anyways?
Can't make fucking breakfast with no food, I just moved in monday, so I got nothing to eat in the house. I had 1-egg (scrambled), hasbrowns (extra crispy), sasuage, toast, and sweet tea. It was fucking good.
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In my own personal experience---this is just anecdotal, mind you---I have found that there is always room to be found between boobs.
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Old 04-25-2010, 10:04 AM   #3842 (permalink)
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Fuck this paper.
I want a fuckin' graham cracker.
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Old 04-25-2010, 11:26 AM   #3843 (permalink)
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wow that sounds like a good fuckin breakast! Im having cream of wheat, its a fucking classic.

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Old 04-25-2010, 12:10 PM   #3844 (permalink)
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i had and am still fucking having beer for breakfast..........


fuck yeah!
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Old 04-26-2010, 02:29 AM   #3845 (permalink)
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fucking monday again?
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Old 04-26-2010, 11:23 AM   #3846 (permalink)
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Fuck Monday, shit needs to die.
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In my own personal experience---this is just anecdotal, mind you---I have found that there is always room to be found between boobs.
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Old 04-26-2010, 06:55 PM   #3847 (permalink)
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you fucking okay now Eden?
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Old 04-27-2010, 02:10 AM   #3848 (permalink)
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where the fuck are the cars?
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
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Old 04-27-2010, 03:59 AM   #3849 (permalink)
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fuckin' rain......
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Old 04-27-2010, 06:54 AM   #3850 (permalink)
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I'm fucking ok, I suck at math and was fucking up how much I *thought* I was going to make. I got the right numbers and did some number crunching with the correct figures. I'm not scared anymore. Mostly.

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In my own personal experience---this is just anecdotal, mind you---I have found that there is always room to be found between boobs.
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Old 04-27-2010, 03:04 PM   #3851 (permalink)
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i hate fucking waiting for car parts,these fucking brakes could've been done a loooooong fucking time ago.
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Old 04-27-2010, 03:18 PM   #3852 (permalink)
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I hate trying to fucking communicate...mostly. Okay, I'm fucking lying, but I suck at it.
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Old 04-28-2010, 02:08 AM   #3853 (permalink)
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shit - s'posed to be a fucking gif...
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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 04-28-2010, 03:58 AM   #3854 (permalink)
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Fucking shit up again old man?
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In my own personal experience---this is just anecdotal, mind you---I have found that there is always room to be found between boobs.
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Old 04-28-2010, 11:22 AM   #3855 (permalink)
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The fucking smoking ban is happening in 2 days and my place of employment is prohibiting people from smoking on fucking premise. My coworkers are going to be fucking pissed.
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Old 04-28-2010, 01:39 PM   #3856 (permalink)
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Set the fucking building on fire. Fuck 'em.
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Old 04-28-2010, 01:53 PM   #3857 (permalink)
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fuckin' eh, it's LADIES' NIGHT!
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Just realize that you're armed with smart but heavily outnumbered.
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Old 04-28-2010, 02:26 PM   #3858 (permalink)
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Can I fucking come? You can dress me up & take fucking pictures.
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Old 04-28-2010, 02:39 PM   #3859 (permalink)
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OCM, you are a fucking freak, and that is a big fucking part of why I like you so fucking much.
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Old 04-28-2010, 02:50 PM   #3860 (permalink)
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I neglected to thank you for understanding fucking compost.
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Old 04-28-2010, 03:19 PM   #3861 (permalink)
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All ya'll are freaks.... but I still want to fucking go with noodle to ladies' night. You see the size of those fucking drinks!
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In my own personal experience---this is just anecdotal, mind you---I have found that there is always room to be found between boobs.
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Old 04-28-2010, 03:24 PM   #3862 (permalink)
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you see the price?
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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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Old 04-28-2010, 03:46 PM   #3863 (permalink)
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Who fucking cares, noodle is paying.

Also, you forgot to say fuck, you old coot.
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Old 04-28-2010, 06:00 PM   #3864 (permalink)
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Fuck you, I'm not paying.
It's LADIES' NIGHT.
The fuckin' Blood Orange Manhattan and the Sizchuan Mary were fucking fantastic.
The Mary was Absolut Peppar, jalapeno juice, tomato juice and spices, and the Manhattan was bourbon and blood orange bitters with a splash of sweet vermouth. Fuck yes.


ANNNNNNNNNND, I even brought my man home some ice cream from Kilwin's. I am the fucking bomb, baby.
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Old 04-28-2010, 08:14 PM   #3865 (permalink)
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The fucking smoking ban is happening in 2 days and my place of employment is prohibiting people from smoking on fucking premise. My coworkers are going to be fucking pissed.
HAha!
WesTrac fucken did that here in Australia last year.
Fucken country wide.
Smoke free fucking workplace.

I don't fucken care.
I don't smoke fucken tabacco.

I thought it was fucking funny for those fucked smokers.
They gave out free fucken patches n shit for everyone to quit.

Fuckers.
What do we non-smokers get?
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Old 04-29-2010, 02:20 AM   #3866 (permalink)
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
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Old 04-29-2010, 03:58 AM   #3867 (permalink)
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off to fucking work i guess........
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Old 04-29-2010, 04:42 PM   #3868 (permalink)
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That'll calm you fucking down. No fucking guessing about it.
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Old 04-30-2010, 02:16 AM   #3869 (permalink)
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fucking raindrops outside...
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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
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Old 04-30-2010, 03:48 AM   #3870 (permalink)
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going fucking bonkers here........
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Old 04-30-2010, 09:42 AM   #3871 (permalink)
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Fucking 6am start of work, FUCK THAT.
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In my own personal experience---this is just anecdotal, mind you---I have found that there is always room to be found between boobs.
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Old 04-30-2010, 10:50 AM   #3872 (permalink)
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The only way to avoid such things is fucking self-employment.
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Old 04-30-2010, 10:54 AM   #3873 (permalink)
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I don't feel like fucking studying for fucking accounting.
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Old 04-30-2010, 11:36 AM   #3874 (permalink)
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Does that fucking surprise you? I'm probably fucked-up for asking.
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Old 04-30-2010, 02:24 PM   #3875 (permalink)
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Dude, I'm so fucking sick of placebo effects and wait-lists.
And I do NOT want to talke about "best practices" tomorrow after walking a 10k.
FUUCK studying. I'm going to have fuckin' sushi and try to convince people to go see a movie.
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The question isn’t who is going to let me; it’s who is going to stop me. Ayn Rand
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Old 04-30-2010, 05:10 PM   #3876 (permalink)
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My nap fucking ROCKED.
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In my own personal experience---this is just anecdotal, mind you---I have found that there is always room to be found between boobs.
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Old 04-30-2010, 08:18 PM   #3877 (permalink)
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Kick-Ass = Fucking Suck-Ass.
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Just realize that you're armed with smart but heavily outnumbered.
The question isn’t who is going to let me; it’s who is going to stop me. Ayn Rand
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Old 05-01-2010, 01:46 AM   #3878 (permalink)
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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Old 05-01-2010, 04:42 AM   #3879 (permalink)
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keep the fucking rain away bitch,i have a fucking side job and need the fucking cash
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Old 05-01-2010, 05:15 AM   #3880 (permalink)
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Fuck you rain for postponing my fucking run.
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