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Old 01-24-2010, 03:30 AM   #3281 (permalink)
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Old 01-24-2010, 07:39 AM   #3282 (permalink)
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Old 01-24-2010, 11:03 AM   #3283 (permalink)
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Fuck I just woke up, fuck I didn't mean to sleep this long.
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In my own personal experience---this is just anecdotal, mind you---I have found that there is always room to be found between boobs.
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Old 01-27-2010, 11:44 PM   #3284 (permalink)
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Fuck it's late and I have a test too fucking early in the morning.
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Old 01-28-2010, 08:40 AM   #3285 (permalink)
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Welcome Mexra to the best fucking spot on TFP.

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Shhhhhhh, I got a sleeping Cinna in my fucking bed.
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Old 01-28-2010, 09:15 PM   #3286 (permalink)
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the fuck is a Cinna Eden......you sniffin' fuckin' glue again man?
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Old 01-29-2010, 05:52 AM   #3287 (permalink)
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CinnEden is a rare blend of spicy little fuckin' hobbits.


Some things are just so not fucking fair these days.
Fuck genetics.
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Old 01-30-2010, 04:47 AM   #3288 (permalink)
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genetic fuckers..........
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Old 01-30-2010, 11:14 AM   #3289 (permalink)
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What the fuck's wrong with demerol?
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Old 01-30-2010, 12:00 PM   #3290 (permalink)
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Fuck ain't nothing wrong with it, I want some fucking pills. Shit makes a happy fucking hobbit.
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Old 01-30-2010, 12:19 PM   #3291 (permalink)
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Fuckin' cuppa single-origin Growers' Alliance fresh-gound, fresh-brewed Kenyan coffee and a bowl of my fuckin' awesome chili on a rainy, nasty day and everything is a little fucking better today.
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Old 01-31-2010, 07:47 AM   #3292 (permalink)
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Green fucking tea is where it's fucking at.
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Old 01-31-2010, 10:27 AM   #3293 (permalink)
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I don't want to drive to the fucking airport.
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In my own personal experience---this is just anecdotal, mind you---I have found that there is always room to be found between boobs.
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Old 01-31-2010, 01:25 PM   #3294 (permalink)
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it's the fucking airport........why don't you fuckin' fly there?
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Old 01-31-2010, 01:45 PM   #3295 (permalink)
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Fuck, Fly! I'm glad I didn't have anything in my mouth right-the-fuck then.
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Old 01-31-2010, 02:12 PM   #3296 (permalink)
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Cause some of us can't fucking smoke a big fatty and fly around Canada. I gotz to drive to that fucking place.

OCM, you going to be hanging around this fucking thread now?
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In my own personal experience---this is just anecdotal, mind you---I have found that there is always room to be found between boobs.
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Old 01-31-2010, 05:36 PM   #3297 (permalink)
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fuck ya' OCM.........the more the fucking merrier..........especially with this lot of fuckers.
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Old 01-31-2010, 06:11 PM   #3298 (permalink)
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Fuckin' 2000 bordeaux... oh hell yeah.
I watched 20 minutes of Castle in the tub and
drank half a glass before I was so fuckin' tipsy I had to get out.
Yay, me!
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The question isn’t who is going to let me; it’s who is going to stop me. Ayn Rand
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Old 01-31-2010, 07:23 PM   #3299 (permalink)
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atta fuckin' girl noodle...........


gonna turn the amps waaaaaaaay the fuck up tonight.

good thing i have no fucking neighbours.
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Old 01-31-2010, 07:52 PM   #3300 (permalink)
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Cinn decided that she didn't want to get to her flight on fucking time, so I have two extra days with my girl. Fuck yeah!
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In my own personal experience---this is just anecdotal, mind you---I have found that there is always room to be found between boobs.
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Old 02-01-2010, 04:58 AM   #3301 (permalink)
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fuckin' mexico was a fuckin' blast...

missed you fuckers...
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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
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Old 02-01-2010, 05:06 AM   #3302 (permalink)
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oh look.........jonny fucking mexico is back.
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Old 02-01-2010, 06:08 AM   #3303 (permalink)
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I know, that fucker is taking trips left and right. Hey old man, spread the fucking wealth!
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In my own personal experience---this is just anecdotal, mind you---I have found that there is always room to be found between boobs.
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Old 02-01-2010, 06:42 PM   #3304 (permalink)
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bustin' my fuckin' ass,and 'ol phil was in the mexi-fucking-co..........lucky bastard.
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Old 02-01-2010, 06:47 PM   #3305 (permalink)
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AUUUUUUUGH!!!!
Fucking Patchouli!

You just can't get it the fuck off your skin, man.
If I'd fucking read the ingredients, I'd never have fucking opened the shit.
AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
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The question isn’t who is going to let me; it’s who is going to stop me. Ayn Rand
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Old 02-01-2010, 06:51 PM   #3306 (permalink)
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*stays the fuck away from noodle*
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Old 02-01-2010, 06:55 PM   #3307 (permalink)
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it smells sooooooooooooooo bad! fuckin' EH!
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Just realize that you're armed with smart but heavily outnumbered.
The question isn’t who is going to let me; it’s who is going to stop me. Ayn Rand
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Old 02-02-2010, 04:05 AM   #3308 (permalink)
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kinda like my fuckin' attitude right now..........fuckin' bad.
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Old 02-02-2010, 04:07 AM   #3309 (permalink)
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who the fuck eats patchouli anyhoo?
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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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Old 02-02-2010, 06:01 AM   #3310 (permalink)
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Fucking Hippies.
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In my own personal experience---this is just anecdotal, mind you---I have found that there is always room to be found between boobs.
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Old 02-02-2010, 07:55 AM   #3311 (permalink)
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Bath stuff as a gift. Fucking eeeew.
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Just realize that you're armed with smart but heavily outnumbered.
The question isn’t who is going to let me; it’s who is going to stop me. Ayn Rand
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Old 02-02-2010, 08:44 AM   #3312 (permalink)
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Bath stuff as a gift. Fucking eeeew.


depends on who you're fucking with noodle.........
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Old 02-02-2010, 11:51 AM   #3313 (permalink)
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Cinn decided that she didn't want to get to her flight on fucking time, so I have two extra days with my girl. Fuck yeah!
*I* decided?


The extra two days were fucking nice. But I need to get the fuck back home...so I can make enough money to come the fuck back
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Old 02-03-2010, 03:24 AM   #3314 (permalink)
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fuckity fuck...just, fuckity fuck...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
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Old 02-03-2010, 04:21 AM   #3315 (permalink)
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Wow. My fucking throat is killing me.
Where the fuck did that come from?
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Just realize that you're armed with smart but heavily outnumbered.
The question isn’t who is going to let me; it’s who is going to stop me. Ayn Rand
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Old 02-03-2010, 04:26 AM   #3316 (permalink)
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mine too, and we're too fucking far away to be playing tonsil hockey...

what the fuck gives?
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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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Old 02-03-2010, 05:24 AM   #3317 (permalink)
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You both met the same fucking sailor on shore leave?
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In my own personal experience---this is just anecdotal, mind you---I have found that there is always room to be found between boobs.
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Old 02-03-2010, 11:14 AM   #3318 (permalink)
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You should have used a fuck-proof dental dam.
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Old 02-03-2010, 11:45 AM   #3319 (permalink)
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I think Captain Ahab is out of his fucking mind.
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Old 02-03-2010, 12:14 PM   #3320 (permalink)
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Fucking Noodle was blowing Captain Ahab? I missed that part in that fucking book!
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