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Nancy · 08-02-2005, 01:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Fremen

So flyman and Nancy are the fucking King and Queen of Fuck, eh?

Well I'll be damned. Do I really say fuck that often? Well fuck me

Fly · 08-02-2005, 03:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Nancy

Well I'll be damned. Do I really say fuck that often? Well fuck me

it's fucking me and you,you crazy fucker........

Tophat665 · 08-02-2005, 04:02 AM

I hear there's a really cute fuckin' big woman in here. Big women are the fucking BOBM. Bernie, are they talking about you? The miserable fucks. You're not big. You're just cute.

paddyjoe · 08-02-2005, 04:20 AM

yeah, a big fuckin cutie..............

Nancy · 08-02-2005, 06:38 AM

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Originally Posted by flyman

it's fucking me and you,you crazy fucker........

Apparently so.. that calls for a fuckin drink wouldn't you say?

bernadette · 08-02-2005, 07:45 AM

*growls & chomps fuckin' celery*

Nancy · 08-02-2005, 10:15 AM

When the fuck will men learn not to put "woman" and "big" in the same fucking sentance?

Fremen · 08-02-2005, 12:14 PM

Me and my big fuckin' mouth...

Tophat665 · 08-02-2005, 01:57 PM

Look, what is the big fucking deal. To a point, a bigger woman is better. Jesus Haploid Fucking Christ! Would you rather look like the Olsen Twins or Lynda Carter in her Wonder Woman Days? There is nothing wrong with carrying some lovely fucking flesh around. You can't fucking jiggle without it.

So have a fucking sandwich already! Celerey is for fucking rabbits and marinating roast fucking beef. It is not fucking food! Since when did garnish become the only fucking thing on the plate? Since when did these forceful, brilliant fucking women around here start getting their Idea of the ideal of fucking femininity from a fucking magazine that spends 20 stories telling them that the only way to attract a man is to diet down until they're fucking leather on a wire frame, and then two more on why men are shits?

Atkin is fucking bankrupt. There is a good fucking reason for this!

Big + Women = Fucking Awesome in my book. Live it, Love it, fucking Be it.

// fucking rant

Fremen · 08-02-2005, 03:25 PM

We all need a Giant fucking Hamburger!

paddyjoe · 08-02-2005, 05:37 PM

amen, top fucking hat!!!

Fly · 08-02-2005, 07:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nancy

Apparently so.. that calls for a fuckin drink wouldn't you say?

any fuckin' time you want,you fellow fuckin' freak...........

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Originally Posted by bernadette

*growls & chomps fuckin' celery*

*invites bern over for the best damn chicken ceaser salad she's ever had.*

....as well as the deer that splck left here last night........(good eats last night splck,thanks for bringin' the kids by,it was fun)

and hey Fre!!!!!
you're right,everyone does need a Giant Hamburger........

wolf · 08-02-2005, 08:02 PM

Celery... fuck celery.

http://www.illwillpress.com/fatkins.html

Fremen · 08-02-2005, 08:31 PM

Fuck yeah! Celebrate fucking life! Ditch the celery!

bernadette · 08-02-2005, 09:26 PM

@ all of ya fuckin' crazy nonsense people!

XOXO,
"big" bern

Nancy · 08-03-2005, 11:13 PM

Attention fellow fuckers! It's Astro's birthday today! Drinks are on me!

Happy birthday fucker!!!

Ishmal · 08-03-2005, 11:31 PM

i hear it is that fucker Fremans birthday as well...

have a great day you two fuck-stains!

Nancy · 08-03-2005, 11:35 PM

Oh that's fucking right! Sorry about that Fremen... happy birthday to you too fucker

Fremen · 08-04-2005, 12:15 AM

Thanks, Ish and Nance, ya great fuckers, you.

*fuckin' cheers*

Nancy · 08-04-2005, 12:27 AM

Cheers! *pops up a Tuborg*

so what are your fucking plans for today Fremen?

Fly · 08-04-2005, 02:26 AM

the queen of fuck is in the fuckin house

Nancy · 08-04-2005, 02:37 AM

And so is the fucking King I see

Fremen · 08-04-2005, 12:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Nancy

Cheers! *pops up a Tuborg*

so what are your fucking plans for today Fremen?

Just to fucking relax.

My whole immediate family have August birthdays, so we pick one weekend and celebrate all of them together, if we can.

paddyjoe · 08-04-2005, 02:07 PM

That sounds fucking excellent Fremen.

Wish I was there to help you fuckers celebrate! I could bring uncle fucking phil, and a truckload of fucking toilet paper...........

Fremen · 08-04-2005, 02:17 PM

As long as you brought those tfp beauties from your get-together, and they wore the dresses, then I'd have no fucking problem with that.

wolf · 08-04-2005, 06:46 PM

Check out this link for those of you who don't like carbs.. as foamy says you need carbs or you'll fuckin die.

http://www.illwillpress.com/fatkins.html

bernadette · 08-04-2005, 09:31 PM

omigosh!!! Happy fuckin' birthday, Astro & Fremen!

<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/m0us33/birthday/face_in_cake.jpg">

Ishmal · 08-04-2005, 09:40 PM

LOL.

nice fucken picture Bern...

Fremen · 08-04-2005, 11:06 PM

A big fuckin 'thank you', bernie.

Nancy · 08-05-2005, 12:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Fremen

As long as you brought those tfp beauties from your get-together, and they wore the dresses, then I'd have no fucking problem with that.

Well I'm fucking game! Unless... is it this weekend because then I can't. I have a fucking wedding I'm suppose to be attending

paddyjoe · 08-05-2005, 03:27 AM

Bah!!!! Fuck that wedding Nancy. You'll have a fuckload more fun with us.

jwoody · 08-05-2005, 03:43 AM

Fucking weddings. I've been to five of the fuckers already this summer.

jwoody · 08-05-2005, 03:49 AM

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Originally Posted by CityOfAngels

Conduct a discussion, but every sentence you use MUST have some version of the word "fuck"

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fremen

My whole immediate family have August birthdays, so we pick one weekend and celebrate all of them together, if we can.

Where's the fucking fuck, Fremen?

Fly · 08-05-2005, 04:03 AM

the fucker is slippin' isn't he?

Nancy · 08-05-2005, 04:15 AM

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Originally Posted by flyman

the fucker is slippin' isn't he?

..And at such a young age. A fucking tragedy really ...

Nancy · 08-05-2005, 04:22 AM

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Originally Posted by paddyjoe

Bah!!!! Fuck that wedding Nancy. You'll have a fuckload more fun with us.

I don't know paddy.. Danish weddings are pretty fucking funny actually..

How about I attend the fucking wedding and stop by your place later? Dragging along your favourite buddy fly of course

Nancy · 08-05-2005, 04:28 AM

"Dragging along" Why is that phrase not in my fucking dictionary?! One can combine those two words and make sense of it right? Oh bloody hell.. *I* say it makes sense!

Nancy · 08-05-2005, 04:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jwoody

Fucking weddings. I've been to five of the fuckers already this summer.

It sounds like you kinda dislike weddings there jwoody. How about you come with me to a Danish wedding. I guarantee that you'll have a fucking ball

jwoody · 08-05-2005, 06:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nancy

It sounds like you kinda dislike weddings there jwoody. How about you come with me to a Danish wedding. I guarantee that you'll have a fucking ball

I'm not too keen on the fucking church bit, but if the after party is anything like the ones I've been to lately... except full of fucking Danish chicks... I'd fucking love to accompany your fine self to a Danish wedding.

The thing about fucking weddings is, in a fucking drunken state it's easy to get fuckng carried away with the romance of the fucking situation.

Things are fucking said... promises fucking made... fucking in posh hotels... awkwardness in the fucking morning... not seeing the person until the next fucking wedding...

Fremen · 08-05-2005, 03:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jwoody

Where's the fucking fuck, Fremen?

All I can say is, I fucking blew it.

Who's all for a fuckin' barbeque?

08-02-2005, 04:02 AM	#1283 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	I hear there's a really cute fuckin' big woman in here. Big women are the fucking BOBM. Bernie, are they talking about you? The miserable fucks. You're not big. You're just cute. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

08-02-2005, 07:45 AM	#1286 (permalink)
bernadette ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :. Location: this ain't kansas, toto	growls & chomps fuckin' celery __________________ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.

08-02-2005, 10:15 AM	#1287 (permalink)
Nancy Femme Fatale Location: Elysium	When the fuck will men learn not to put "woman" and "big" in the same fucking sentance? __________________ I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.

08-02-2005, 12:14 PM	#1288 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	Me and my big fuckin' mouth... __________________ Google

08-02-2005, 01:57 PM	#1289 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	Look, what is the big fucking deal. To a point, a bigger woman is better. Jesus Haploid Fucking Christ! Would you rather look like the Olsen Twins or Lynda Carter in her Wonder Woman Days? There is nothing wrong with carrying some lovely fucking flesh around. You can't fucking jiggle without it. So have a fucking sandwich already! Celerey is for fucking rabbits and marinating roast fucking beef. It is not fucking food! Since when did garnish become the only fucking thing on the plate? Since when did these forceful, brilliant fucking women around here start getting their Idea of the ideal of fucking femininity from a fucking magazine that spends 20 stories telling them that the only way to attract a man is to diet down until they're fucking leather on a wire frame, and then two more on why men are shits? Atkin is fucking bankrupt. There is a good fucking reason for this! Big + Women = Fucking Awesome in my book. Live it, Love it, fucking Be it. // fucking rant __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

08-02-2005, 04:20 AM	#1284 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	yeah, a big fuckin cutie..............

08-02-2005, 03:25 PM	#1290 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	We all need a Giant fucking Hamburger! __________________ Google

08-02-2005, 05:37 PM	#1291 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	amen, top fucking hat!!!

08-02-2005, 08:02 PM	#1293 (permalink)
wolf Ravenous Location: Right Behind You	Celery... fuck celery. http://www.illwillpress.com/fatkins.html __________________ Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as Gods. Cats have never forgotten this.

08-02-2005, 08:31 PM	#1294 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	Fuck yeah! Celebrate fucking life! Ditch the celery! __________________ Google

08-02-2005, 09:26 PM	#1295 (permalink)
bernadette ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :. Location: this ain't kansas, toto	@ all of ya fuckin' crazy nonsense people! XOXO, "big" bern __________________ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.

08-03-2005, 11:13 PM	#1296 (permalink)
Nancy Femme Fatale Location: Elysium	Attention fellow fuckers! It's Astro's birthday today! Drinks are on me! Happy birthday fucker!!! __________________ I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.

08-03-2005, 11:31 PM	#1297 (permalink)
Ishmal Wicked Clown Location: House Of Horrors	i hear it is that fucker Fremans birthday as well... have a great day you two fuck-stains! __________________ "Despite the high cost of living, it remains popular."

08-03-2005, 11:35 PM	#1298 (permalink)
Nancy Femme Fatale Location: Elysium	Oh that's fucking right! Sorry about that Fremen... happy birthday to you too fucker __________________ I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.

08-04-2005, 12:15 AM	#1299 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	Thanks, Ish and Nance, ya great fuckers, you. fuckin' cheers __________________ Google

08-04-2005, 12:27 AM	#1300 (permalink)
Nancy Femme Fatale Location: Elysium	Cheers! pops up a Tuborg so what are your fucking plans for today Fremen? __________________ I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip. Last edited by Nancy; 08-04-2005 at 01:27 AM..

08-04-2005, 02:26 AM	#1301 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	the queen of fuck is in the fuckin house __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

08-04-2005, 02:37 AM	#1302 (permalink)
Nancy Femme Fatale Location: Elysium	And so is the fucking King I see __________________ I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.

08-04-2005, 02:07 PM	#1304 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	That sounds fucking excellent Fremen. Wish I was there to help you fuckers celebrate! I could bring uncle fucking phil, and a truckload of fucking toilet paper...........

08-04-2005, 02:17 PM	#1305 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	As long as you brought those tfp beauties from your get-together, and they wore the dresses, then I'd have no fucking problem with that. __________________ Google

08-04-2005, 06:46 PM	#1306 (permalink)
wolf Ravenous Location: Right Behind You	Check out this link for those of you who don't like carbs.. as foamy says you need carbs or you'll fuckin die. http://www.illwillpress.com/fatkins.html __________________ Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as Gods. Cats have never forgotten this.

08-04-2005, 09:31 PM	#1307 (permalink)
bernadette ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :. Location: this ain't kansas, toto	omigosh!!! Happy fuckin' birthday, Astro & Fremen! <img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/m0us33/birthday/face_in_cake.jpg"> __________________ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.

08-04-2005, 09:40 PM	#1308 (permalink)
Ishmal Wicked Clown Location: House Of Horrors	LOL. nice fucken picture Bern... __________________ "Despite the high cost of living, it remains popular."

08-04-2005, 11:06 PM	#1309 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	A big fuckin 'thank you', bernie. __________________ Google

08-05-2005, 03:27 AM	#1311 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	Bah!!!! Fuck that wedding Nancy. You'll have a fuckload more fun with us.

08-05-2005, 03:43 AM	#1312 (permalink)
jwoody Shackle Me Not Location: Newcastle - England.	Fucking weddings. I've been to five of the fuckers already this summer.

08-05-2005, 04:03 AM	#1314 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	the fucker is slippin' isn't he? __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

08-05-2005, 04:28 AM	#1317 (permalink)
Nancy Femme Fatale Location: Elysium	"Dragging along" Why is that phrase not in my fucking dictionary?! One can combine those two words and make sense of it right? Oh bloody hell.. I say it makes sense! __________________ I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.