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Old 12-24-2009, 08:04 AM   #3161 (permalink)
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Man, it's fucking family day.... Days like this I wish I still got high.
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Old 12-24-2009, 10:21 AM   #3162 (permalink)
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i'll get fucking high for you man.........i'm done with the re-fucking-cycling.........done with the fucking trip to the dump..........and damn near fucking done with the stocking shit.

had to stop home for a fucking pee eh.........




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Old 12-25-2009, 08:30 PM   #3163 (permalink)
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Won $300 at the fucking blackjack table, won fucking more than that but the fucking dealer FUCKED me. Fucking asshole. *8* fucking hands he won in a fucking row. Fuck it, i'm getting drunk.
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Old 12-25-2009, 08:42 PM   #3164 (permalink)
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I have some fucking chocolate pound cake that somehow came home with me
from my crimmas dinner with friends and i'm going to pour some Bailey's over
top and enjoy the fuck outta that cake.
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Old 12-25-2009, 10:14 PM   #3165 (permalink)
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fuckin' drunk baby...........woooooooooooohoooooooooo
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Old 12-26-2009, 03:25 AM   #3166 (permalink)
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fuck me, is it fucking saturday already?
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Old 12-26-2009, 11:19 PM   #3167 (permalink)
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Phil do you even fucking care about the days any more? I mean, as long as the fucking golf course is open, what does it fucking matter?

*****

I'm half fucking drunk and heading on my way to full on drunk.
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Old 12-27-2009, 03:09 AM   #3168 (permalink)
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i am absolutely fucking sure the hobitt is not fucking awake right now, or fucking anything, for that matter...
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Old 12-27-2009, 07:00 AM   #3169 (permalink)
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3 brutal fuckin' days of parties at my house.......it's a fucking mess and i'm fucking toast.


thank fucking christ it's over.
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Old 12-28-2009, 03:33 AM   #3170 (permalink)
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nothing to fucking do all fucking week...
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Old 12-28-2009, 05:05 AM   #3171 (permalink)
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work is gonna fucking suck this week.....at least it's a fucking short week
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Old 12-28-2009, 05:35 AM   #3172 (permalink)
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It's a fucking short week for me too fly, thank the fucking lord. NO MORE FUCKING CHRISTMAS!
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Old 12-28-2009, 01:10 PM   #3173 (permalink)
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oh your fucking god my fucking head hurts so fucking bad.
i should have fucking known when my vision was fucked up
a few days ago. fuuuuuuhhhhhhhck me.
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Old 12-28-2009, 05:20 PM   #3174 (permalink)
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My fucking legs hurt, I need to sweat more, I gained 2 pounds over fucking xmas.
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Old 12-28-2009, 05:43 PM   #3175 (permalink)
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oh your fucking god my fucking head hurts so fucking bad.

noodly doodly babe.........i see you have no real religious fuckling ideals about any said god so.......


if you would like.......you can say.......Oh my fucking Fly.......if you want.


......and i won't even fucking mind eh.




and i hope your twisted fucking head gets better too eh...............fuck.
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Old 12-29-2009, 03:49 AM   #3176 (permalink)
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or "oh my fucking uncle..."
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Old 12-29-2009, 04:04 AM   #3177 (permalink)
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oh my fucking uncle fly, my head still hurts like a motherfucker.
wtf!
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Old 12-29-2009, 01:48 PM   #3178 (permalink)
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So, I've broken my fucking electricity. No power at all, needless to say, I'm at a friends'.
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Old 12-29-2009, 03:31 PM   #3179 (permalink)
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Fuck, my fat ass ran today. They need to make fucking exercise more fucking fun.
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Old 12-29-2009, 04:05 PM   #3180 (permalink)
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Just yesterday I saw the peak of Mt. Baker poking out of an endless ocean of low-lying clouds, wearing a cloud hat of its own.

It blew my fucking mind.
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Old 12-29-2009, 06:40 PM   #3181 (permalink)
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fuckin' eh Baraka.........that's my view every day i wake up........Mt.fucking Baker........many good pics and times.

skied that fucker many times too...........and you're in fucking TO????



wow........you're fucking good man.....




and hey Eden......i'm bored........go fuck your pirate hat eh.
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Old 12-29-2009, 08:03 PM   #3182 (permalink)
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Fly anyone ever tell you not to poke the fucking bear? Or stay out of the fucking kitchen if you can't take the heat? You have no idea of the fucking power I wield with that hat. I RULE THE SEVEN SEAS! Bring it on guitar man, I'll fucking bury your canadian ass. Also, I'll drink you under the fucking table.
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Old 12-30-2009, 04:09 AM   #3183 (permalink)
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^ someone's sellin' fuckin' wolf tickets...
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 12-30-2009, 04:41 AM   #3184 (permalink)
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the fucking challenge has been set.............

Eden........i can't wait to stomp your fucking hat after i drink YOU under the table......

bring it fucking on baby.........
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Old 12-30-2009, 01:41 PM   #3185 (permalink)
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Oh this can fucking go down. We can both fucking sit down with a bottle per person and see which one goes fucking cross-eyed and falls off their stool. No letting your horses drink for you either, that there is cheating in my fucking neck of the woods.
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Old 12-30-2009, 06:18 PM   #3186 (permalink)
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fair fucking enough then.........no fuckin' horse ringers allowed
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Old 12-31-2009, 03:24 AM   #3187 (permalink)
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fucking beautiful day...
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Old 12-31-2009, 08:06 AM   #3188 (permalink)
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happy new year fuckers...........oh.........a fucking day early.



fuck..........might wanna lay off the fuckin' booze soon i guess.



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Old 12-31-2009, 02:34 PM   #3189 (permalink)
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Fuck, I'm fucking sick. That's means no fucking new years party for me. Fuck. Fucking body with it's fucking sicknesses.
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Old 12-31-2009, 04:18 PM   #3190 (permalink)
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sorry to fucking hear that Eden.........i will gladly pull the slack for you bro..........




FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!



rum's all around.......
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Old 01-01-2010, 05:15 AM   #3191 (permalink)
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happy fucking new year everybody, especially all you fuckers who contribute to this thread...

fucking fly,
fucking noodle,
fucking hobbitt,
fucking etc...
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
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- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 01-01-2010, 08:49 AM   #3192 (permalink)
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right fuckin' back at ya' phil.........
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Old 01-01-2010, 10:48 AM   #3193 (permalink)
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i just fuckin' woke up. and i didn't party that hard last night.
it's a fucking rainy, bleary day. i kinda want to know if it's fuckin' cold
or just ick out but that would be just too much fuckin' energy.
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Old 01-02-2010, 03:14 AM   #3194 (permalink)
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fuckin' first fuckin' saturday of the new fuckin' year...
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
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- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 01-02-2010, 06:22 AM   #3195 (permalink)
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I was thinking of going for a fucking run at the gym, but if those new fuckers who want to get in fucking shape are walking on the fucking treadmill instead of using the track, I am going to be fucking upset.
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Old 01-03-2010, 03:26 AM   #3196 (permalink)
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fuck me but it's fucking COLD outside...
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
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- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 01-03-2010, 07:05 AM   #3197 (permalink)
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might have to make a fucking bonfire today and get rid of all the fucking holiday wrappings.
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Old 01-03-2010, 09:51 AM   #3198 (permalink)
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I'm finally feeling fucking better on the day BEFORE I got back to fucking work. Well, I guess I could start fucking drinking early.
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Old 01-03-2010, 06:38 PM   #3199 (permalink)
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fuckin' eh, it's motherfucking FREEZING out there. Literally.
And FUCK ME, it's fucking cold in here!
Into the tub with me. Why the fuck am I at this apartment tonight?
Oh... right. Mah Kittehs missded me. And I'm fucking stupid.
FUCK I'm cold.
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Old 01-03-2010, 07:22 PM   #3200 (permalink)
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noods needs a fucking warm hug me thinks.........
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