12-16-2009, 06:43 AM | #3082 (permalink) |
Minion of the scaléd ones
Location: Northeast Jesusland
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Phil, golf always fucking sucks. Sometimes, though, you are having a good day and not paying any fucking attention, and then it might seem pretty fucking good.
/ Have a nice fucking day.
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12-16-2009, 07:29 AM | #3085 (permalink) |
Paladin of the Palate
Location: Redneckville, NC
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Either way, it's fucking good to have someone else posting in this fucking thread. I'm fucking tired of hearing about noodle's new fucking boy toy, Phil's fucking golf game, and how fucking cold it is in canadaland. :-)
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12-16-2009, 09:14 AM | #3088 (permalink) |
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Eden called me a 'distinguished lady.'
That sounds like a fucking euphemism for just being fucking old... and I'm fucking okay with that. When I wake up in the morning, occasionally my first thought isn't "fuck; it's going to hurt like fucking hell to crawl out of bed." These are the really good fucking days. I'm going to take advantage of these more often; I'm fucked if I don't. Gotta keep fuckin' moving. Last edited by ring; 12-16-2009 at 09:25 AM.. Reason: one misplaced comma changes the entire meaning...fancy that. |
12-16-2009, 09:40 AM | #3090 (permalink) |
Paladin of the Palate
Location: Redneckville, NC
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Ring, I say 'distinguished lady' in the highest fucking respect. It's better than ma'am, people get all angry when I say that, not fucking calling you old, just using the damn manners that my mama beat into my fucking head.
Funny I say that in a thread that requires me to fucking cuss. HA. Also, fuck my hat? My hat will fuck YOU. It's a pirate hat, ya know. |
12-16-2009, 09:53 AM | #3091 (permalink) |
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I loved it when I lived in Virginia.
Everyone called me "Miss Grace." I fucking kind of miss that. My mother still says that the f word doesn't sound right coming out of my mouth. She's fucking right. When my Mom rarely says, " fuck" oh man, everyone sure pays fucking attention, because that means she's really fuckin' upset, and always for a good fuckin' reason. |
12-16-2009, 11:45 AM | #3092 (permalink) | |
see the links to my music?
Location: Beautiful British Columbia
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i know what kinda fucking hat it is............the horses don't fucking like them kinda hats for fuck sakes......... ---------- Post added at 11:45 AM ---------- Previous post was at 11:25 AM ---------- see........... this is the kinda fuckin' hat they're all about.........hence the reason why they (the horses) told you to go fuck your hat. |
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12-16-2009, 01:26 PM | #3094 (permalink) |
Minion of the scaléd ones
Location: Northeast Jesusland
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A target rich environment. I live for this fucking shit.
@ ring: I will call you Miss Grace all the fucking time, then, as I am in the ass backwards fucking state of Virginia. You are one of the most fucking distinguisghed ladies I have the pleasure to fucking know. @ Fly: Nice fucking basses, man. I have got to get myself out to Fucking BC and hang out with you one of these fucking days. @ Eden: It is even more appropriate for horses to tell you to fuck a hat with a fucking miller light logo, and they are fucking pissed off having to piss into those dinky fucking bottles. (Drink what you like, man, I wouldn't hold it a-fucking-gainst you. Doesn't mean I won't make fucking fun of it from time to time.)
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12-16-2009, 07:04 PM | #3096 (permalink) | ||
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Location: Beautiful British Columbia
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fuckin' bring it Top...... Quote:
fucking thank you Top,they are fun to play........really trippin' on the fucking acoustic bass lately.........and yes.........show the fuck up one day man........wobbly pops to be fucking had. Quote:
i could soo fucking go off on the beer thing right now.........you know,the fucking part about we (Canadianians) piss out better fucking beer than Miller but.......i fucking won't. you're a lucky fucking bastard Eden.........tip back your fucking rum to that pal....... |
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12-16-2009, 07:35 PM | #3097 (permalink) | ||
Paladin of the Palate
Location: Redneckville, NC
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Look at it this way. I got $12. I can either, buy a nice 6-pack, which runs around $9 fucking around here and be fucking sober. Or I can buy a fucking 24-pack of high life and get wasted. The question comes down too... Do you want to get drunk or not? Elitist fuckers. |
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12-16-2009, 07:52 PM | #3098 (permalink) |
She's Actual Size
Location: Central Republic of Where-in-the-Hell
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you're not in fucking college anymore
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12-16-2009, 08:07 PM | #3099 (permalink) |
see the links to my music?
Location: Beautiful British Columbia
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i fuckin' hear ya' on,more bang for your buck but,fuck me Eden........Cinn is right on the grow the fuck up aspect of it..........
*surprised i haven't been slagged for the fuckin' wobbly i'm sportin' in the pic* |
12-17-2009, 03:16 AM | #3100 (permalink) |
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Location: upstate
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'zat a fuckin' wobbly in your fuckin' pic, fly?
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12-17-2009, 06:41 AM | #3102 (permalink) |
Minion of the scaléd ones
Location: Northeast Jesusland
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Yo, Eden, it's not actually elitism when you really are better than the other poor fucker. Then it's fucking arrogance.
I drank shit beer in College too. Swilled fucking Busch like they were going to shut down the production line any day and stop watering the horses. I do not, however, own any garments that say fucking Busch anywhere on them. There's a place for fucking lawnmower beer. After you mow the fucking lawn. Other that that, it's only good for dogs, children, Muslims, and fucking Mormons. You want bang for your fucking buck? Buy fucking grain and kool aid.
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12-17-2009, 06:46 AM | #3103 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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hehe...
fuckin' beer wars...
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12-17-2009, 07:05 AM | #3104 (permalink) | ||
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Location: Redneckville, NC
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For the record fuckers, this was the beer I had the other fucking night. Quote:
Also I love my fucking Miller High Life Hat. Granted I only wore it in fucking college, but I still love my cheap beer. I think I fucking struck a nerve with TopHat. HAHA. Send me some good beer you made then! I'll drink the fuck out of it. |
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12-17-2009, 07:34 AM | #3105 (permalink) | |
Une petite chou
Location: With All Your Base
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You fucking drank beer that tastes like bananas and bubblegum?
ah hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha. I guess I can't say too much as this is one of my new favorites. But I feel like I got run over by a fucking truck and am rockin' a massive fever and cold medicine, so what the fuck do I know, right? And get it straight... this is not a new boy toy, fucker.
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12-17-2009, 08:03 AM | #3106 (permalink) |
Minion of the scaléd ones
Location: Northeast Jesusland
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Noodle, Hefeweizen is fucking awesome. Bananas and bubblegum, lychees and clove, all in the same sense that fucking burgundy tastes like leather and oak. It's great fucking beer and incredibly fucking easy to brew well.
Eden, I love arguing about, well, fucking anything, but particularly fucking beer. My problem with fucking Miller (and fucking coors and fucking budweiser and fucking Pilsner Urquell, and fucking Antarctica, Estrella, Hue, Orion, Cass, Pisswasser, Feilders and all those fizzy yellow fucking pisswassers) is that they're extremely fucking hard to brew well and if they're brewed right, they're fucking Boring! If the best thing that can be said about a beer is that it's fucking boring, then that beer is worth fuck-all to me. That said, Budweiser World Select Lager is some damn fine fucking beer, even if it is pretty fucking boring. ---------- Post added at 11:03 AM ---------- Previous post was at 11:02 AM ---------- Noodle: Booyah! Fucking Chocolate Indulgence. I have a bottle of that shit in my fucking fridge, and I am really looking forward to drinking the fuck out of it.
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12-17-2009, 05:16 PM | #3108 (permalink) |
She's Actual Size
Location: Central Republic of Where-in-the-Hell
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Yeah...he fucking hates bubblegum.
In other news, it's fucking cold.
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12-18-2009, 03:43 AM | #3110 (permalink) |
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Location: upstate
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fucking raining like a motherfucker right about now...
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12-18-2009, 06:08 AM | #3112 (permalink) |
Minion of the scaléd ones
Location: Northeast Jesusland
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Going to get a fucking foot of the cold white shit here. Not fucking happy about that, nosireebob. I fucking HATE snow.
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12-18-2009, 06:10 AM | #3113 (permalink) | |
Une petite chou
Location: With All Your Base
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fucking stupid head cold. and the rain. stupid fucking rain.
i have a tylenol cold hangover and had fucking night terrors because the fat fucking cat had me trapped under the covers and i couldn't get out during a fucking night sweat. omg freak OUT.
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12-18-2009, 12:44 PM | #3115 (permalink) | |
Une petite chou
Location: With All Your Base
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I haven't done anything illegal since Tuesday.
No, I didn't robo-trip. I was hallucinating from a fever of 103 something. I try not to take meds until it gets bad... with the theory that it'll burn up some fucking virus cells by getting my core temp up. Sometimes this is a really bad fucking idea. Ha ha ha ha ha...
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12-18-2009, 10:35 PM | #3116 (permalink) |
With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
Location: left side of my couch, East Texas
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I feel your fucking pain, kanoodle.
I'm just now getting back to where I can fucking breathe without coughing up a fucking lung. I never knew my fucking sinuses could hold so much fucking yellow-green mucus before. A friend fixed me a damn good hot toddy that cut right through that shit and made me feel all toasty inside. A bit of Jack, honey and lemon juice. Worked like a fucking charm. I felt the warmth travel all the way down my chest.
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12-18-2009, 11:12 PM | #3117 (permalink) |
She's Actual Size
Location: Central Republic of Where-in-the-Hell
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It's fucking snowing.
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12-19-2009, 03:23 AM | #3118 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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it's fucking blowing...
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