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11-26-2009, 08:01 AM
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Location: Redneckville, NC
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Fuck those little puke fucking machines. Fucking all needy and shit.
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11-26-2009, 03:08 PM
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Une petite chou
Location: With All Your Base
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I usually answer "Right about the time you start exhibiting better boundaries"... fuckin' eh, it works awesomely.
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11-26-2009, 03:44 PM
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comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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fuckin' turkey is just about ready to eat..
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11-26-2009, 07:53 PM
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She's Actual Size
Location: Central Republic of Where-in-the-Hell
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I don't need to eat again for another fucking week.
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11-26-2009, 08:03 PM
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Paladin of the Palate
Location: Redneckville, NC
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I fucking can't wait to stuff myself tommorow at my friends parent's house. She can fucking COOOOOOOK.
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11-27-2009, 04:27 AM
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comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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fucking noodle is going to wave at me tomorrow as she drives by... (approximately 25 miles from where the fuck i'm gonna be...)
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
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11-27-2009, 05:39 AM
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Une petite chou
Location: With All Your Base
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Hey man, I fuckin PMed you my phone number. Fuckin' call me if your ass gets off the golf course before fuckin' noon.
 I've got a little fuckin' time to spare, just a Hawt Coffee Guy waiting for my couch and two hungry kittehs waiting to be fed. I fucking love when I'm not the one actually waiting for, but being waited on to arrive.
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Here's how life works: you either get to ask for an apology or you get to shoot people. Not both. House Quote:
The question isn’t who is going to let me; it’s who is going to stop me. Ayn Rand
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11-27-2009, 04:30 PM
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comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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take your fucking time tomorrow...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
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11-27-2009, 05:28 PM
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Une petite chou
Location: With All Your Base
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Ha ha ha ha! I fuckin' need to get home tomorrow. Probably passing by around noon or one, depending on how much I sleep. Given the amount of red wine I've fuckin' consumed this evening... I may see ya!
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Here's how life works: you either get to ask for an apology or you get to shoot people. Not both. House Quote:
The question isn’t who is going to let me; it’s who is going to stop me. Ayn Rand
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11-28-2009, 03:10 AM
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comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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i'm starting to get fucking excited; fucking golf and noodle on the same day?
(not fucking noodle, you pervs...)
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
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11-28-2009, 05:02 AM
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Une petite chou
Location: With All Your Base
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Fuckin' eh
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Here's how life works: you either get to ask for an apology or you get to shoot people. Not both. House Quote:
The question isn’t who is going to let me; it’s who is going to stop me. Ayn Rand
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11-28-2009, 08:12 AM
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Une petite chou
Location: With All Your Base
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FUCK FUCK MOTHERFUCK FUCK! I HATE THE FUCKING GATORS.
How in the motherfucking hell did I miss that there is a football game today?! I have to drive towards Gainesville with every motherfucking redneck football fan at the SAME DAMN TIME as those heading to the game. AUUUUUUGH! Sorry, Uncle Phil, I think I'm going to go I-4... last time I fucking took 75 pre-game I sat for three hours between Tampa and Ocala (about 65 miles for those that don't know). I just can't today. I need to go HOME. And I'm in the car alone, this time. FUCKING GODDAMN FOOTBALL! I hate I-4. With a passion.
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Here's how life works: you either get to ask for an apology or you get to shoot people. Not both. House Quote:
The question isn’t who is going to let me; it’s who is going to stop me. Ayn Rand
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11-28-2009, 09:48 AM
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Paladin of the Palate
Location: Redneckville, NC
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Fuck, I'm so goddamn hungover. To much fucking rum.
Also, noodle you are a lucky fucking bitch to get to hang out with someone from "Against Me!", I love that fucking band.
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11-28-2009, 01:07 PM
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comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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i hope to fuck noodle made it home safe...
fucking I-4...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
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11-28-2009, 02:28 PM
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Une petite chou
Location: With All Your Base
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FUCKING I-FOUR. Auuuuuuuuugh!
But, yes, I am home safe, and I am really fuckin' sorry, Phil. At 2pm, I talked to a girl at a gas station who reported that her fucking boyfriend and his fucking friends had left Lakeland 2 hours prior to head to the game and were still fucking sitting on 75/Wildwood a minimum of 2 hours away. Fuck my landlord for not installing heat, motherfuck it's cold in here.
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Here's how life works: you either get to ask for an apology or you get to shoot people. Not both. House Quote:
The question isn’t who is going to let me; it’s who is going to stop me. Ayn Rand
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11-28-2009, 03:08 PM
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Une petite chou
Location: With All Your Base
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yes ma'am. showering now.
i can't say fuck to ring, eden, sorry.
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Here's how life works: you either get to ask for an apology or you get to shoot people. Not both. House Quote:
The question isn’t who is going to let me; it’s who is going to stop me. Ayn Rand
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11-28-2009, 05:23 PM
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Paladin of the Palate
Location: Redneckville, NC
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I understand, being fucking respectable to the.... distinguished ladies and such.
I'm still going to say fuck to you tho, cause your on the sassy side.
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11-28-2009, 10:56 PM
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Paladin of the Palate
Location: Redneckville, NC
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Fly I can fucking tell by your spelling that you are drink tonight. At least you didn't fucking mix up this thread and fucking pointless announcements.
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11-28-2009, 11:25 PM
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Une petite chou
Location: With All Your Base
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You can say "fuck" all you want to me. I am stone cold sober and fucking tired.
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Here's how life works: you either get to ask for an apology or you get to shoot people. Not both. House Quote:
The question isn’t who is going to let me; it’s who is going to stop me. Ayn Rand
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11-29-2009, 03:09 AM
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comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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i haven't been fucking drink in a few fucking months...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
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11-29-2009, 06:36 AM
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Une petite chou
Location: With All Your Base
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Okay, you fuckin' boys. There's a difference between "drink" and "drunk." Y'all gots drunk. Drink is only halfway fuckin' there.
Happy Fuckin' Sunday.
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Here's how life works: you either get to ask for an apology or you get to shoot people. Not both. House Quote:
The question isn’t who is going to let me; it’s who is going to stop me. Ayn Rand
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11-29-2009, 09:25 AM
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Paladin of the Palate
Location: Redneckville, NC
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I love posting in places like this when I don't fucking remember doing it. Even when I'm blackout drunk, I never post anywhere outside of fucking nonsense.
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11-29-2009, 11:08 AM
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comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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i'm fuckin' drink a lot, then...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
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11-30-2009, 03:31 AM
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Location: upstate
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another fuckin' week..
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
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11-30-2009, 05:16 AM
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Paladin of the Palate
Location: Redneckville, NC
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I agree baldy, fucking another fucking work week. Man, I fucking did NOT want to get up at 6:45 this morning. FUCK WORK.
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12-01-2009, 03:27 AM
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Location: upstate
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fuckin' dark out again...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
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12-01-2009, 05:21 AM
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Paladin of the Palate
Location: Redneckville, NC
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First fucking frost of the winter today, fuck it was cold outside when I woke up.
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12-02-2009, 03:38 AM
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comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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goin' over the fuckin' hump today...
maybe noodle'll fuckin' crawl out of the woodwork today...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
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