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Old 10-12-2009, 03:05 PM   #2601 (permalink)
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Old 10-12-2009, 03:19 PM   #2602 (permalink)
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
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Old 10-12-2009, 03:24 PM   #2603 (permalink)
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there's nothing quite the fuck like getting home on a fucking Monday night, relaxing with a fucking beer, and getting fucking cozy with a for-sure hot-fucking-damn woman
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Old 10-13-2009, 03:33 AM   #2604 (permalink)
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(/me peeks around the fucking corner, looking for the "fuck" lady...)
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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
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Old 10-13-2009, 03:39 AM   #2605 (permalink)
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Good fucking morning, Uncle Phil.
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Just realize that you're armed with smart but heavily outnumbered.
The question isn’t who is going to let me; it’s who is going to stop me. Ayn Rand
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Old 10-13-2009, 03:52 AM   #2606 (permalink)
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Old 10-13-2009, 04:20 AM   #2607 (permalink)
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Mornin' Fuckers.
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In my own personal experience---this is just anecdotal, mind you---I have found that there is always room to be found between boobs.
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Old 10-13-2009, 06:09 AM   #2608 (permalink)
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Old 10-13-2009, 06:24 AM   #2609 (permalink)
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FUCK! My stepdad traded his fucking spare car and his fucking main car in for a newer car. That means I can't use the spare car to get around in while my fucking car gets repaired! FUCK FUCK FUCK!
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In my own personal experience---this is just anecdotal, mind you---I have found that there is always room to be found between boobs.
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Old 10-13-2009, 06:27 AM   #2610 (permalink)
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Fuck the new car!
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Old 10-13-2009, 02:01 PM   #2611 (permalink)
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Seriously. Fucking seriously, there were ZOMBIES walking in the ghetto this afternoon.
It was all fucking quiet and shit and these fucking zombies shuffle-walked out of a cemetary wearing fucking houseshoes and FUCKING CURLERS. It was so fucking surreal.

And no one answered their fucking phones.
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Just realize that you're armed with smart but heavily outnumbered.
The question isn’t who is going to let me; it’s who is going to stop me. Ayn Rand
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Old 10-13-2009, 02:03 PM   #2612 (permalink)
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Seriously Noodle, if the zombies are fucking coming my way you better fucking tell me. I'll even come fucking pick you up on my way to the fucking islands in my stolen Army Humvee.
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In my own personal experience---this is just anecdotal, mind you---I have found that there is always room to be found between boobs.
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Old 10-13-2009, 02:07 PM   #2613 (permalink)
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Thank god for fuckin' rednecks.

I'm going to write it all down... it was so fucking surreal.
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Just realize that you're armed with smart but heavily outnumbered.
The question isn’t who is going to let me; it’s who is going to stop me. Ayn Rand
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Old 10-13-2009, 02:10 PM   #2614 (permalink)
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Seriously. Fucking seriously, there were ZOMBIES walking in the ghetto this afternoon.
It was all fucking quiet and shit and these fucking zombies shuffle-walked out of a cemetary wearing fucking houseshoes and FUCKING CURLERS. It was so fucking surreal.

And no one answered their fucking phones.
Fuck you, I had it on fucking vibrate.
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Old 10-13-2009, 03:46 PM   #2615 (permalink)
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Rum tastes fucking GOOD.
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In my own personal experience---this is just anecdotal, mind you---I have found that there is always room to be found between boobs.
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Old 10-13-2009, 05:47 PM   #2616 (permalink)
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Fucking romantic comedies. They make me fucking angry and dreamy at the same fucking time.

I need to fucking blow something up now.
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Old 10-13-2009, 06:00 PM   #2617 (permalink)
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I need to fucking blow something now.
HEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NURSE! How you fucking doing?
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In my own personal experience---this is just anecdotal, mind you---I have found that there is always room to be found between boobs.
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Old 10-13-2009, 06:08 PM   #2618 (permalink)
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That's NOT what I fucking said
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Old 10-13-2009, 06:08 PM   #2619 (permalink)
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+10000 cinn, plus ten-fucking-thousand
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Just realize that you're armed with smart but heavily outnumbered.
The question isn’t who is going to let me; it’s who is going to stop me. Ayn Rand
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Old 10-13-2009, 06:22 PM   #2620 (permalink)
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Cinn's fucking score is OVER9000! FUCK!
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In my own personal experience---this is just anecdotal, mind you---I have found that there is always room to be found between boobs.
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Old 10-14-2009, 03:34 AM   #2621 (permalink)
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ok, where the fuck is she? at the fucking dentist's?
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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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Old 10-14-2009, 03:42 AM   #2622 (permalink)
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Fuck the dentist. Fuck every fucking dentist. Dentists, pfft, fucking robbers.
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Old 10-14-2009, 04:18 AM   #2623 (permalink)
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GIVE ME BACK MY TEETH YOU DAMN DIRTY APES!!

Fuck dentists. Those fuckers are fucking modern day highwaymen!
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Old 10-14-2009, 10:10 AM   #2624 (permalink)
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That's why they're called fucking "dent-ists" because they fucking dent your wallet all to fucking hell.

I saw my fucking dentist last week for a fucking cleaning and he said the fucking economy had put a fucking dent in his fucking practice. I fucking laughed my head off. Serves you fucking right, you fucking bastard, for charging me 7 fucking grand for 3 fucking crowns.
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Old 10-14-2009, 12:45 PM   #2625 (permalink)
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My face fucking hurts.
And, yes, my appointment was a seven-fucking-thirty this morning.

"Hey congratulations, your overall dental health has improved!" however your back teeth have a HUGE fucking cavity between them because your teeth are shifting and grinding together so we're going to grind off half of both teeth and shove some bondo and JB Weld shit up in there and fix your fucking grill.

My face fucking hurts.
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Just realize that you're armed with smart but heavily outnumbered.
The question isn’t who is going to let me; it’s who is going to stop me. Ayn Rand
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Old 10-14-2009, 01:16 PM   #2626 (permalink)
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fucking bourbon works...
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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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Old 10-14-2009, 01:19 PM   #2627 (permalink)
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i'm trying to wait a little later until i bust out the fucking bourbon.
but bet your ass it will fucking happen. NOTHING has killed this pain all day.
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Originally Posted by Plan9
Just realize that you're armed with smart but heavily outnumbered.
The question isn’t who is going to let me; it’s who is going to stop me. Ayn Rand
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Old 10-14-2009, 07:02 PM   #2628 (permalink)
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It's supposed to FUCKING SNOW this weekend. Fucking Ohio.
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Old 10-14-2009, 08:12 PM   #2629 (permalink)
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fucking bourbon works...


you fucking know.........you crazy fucking bastard.



you're fucking right man...........fuck it,throw back some bourbon baby..........



fuck the dentist bitch.



fucker that he/she is..........fuck
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Old 10-15-2009, 02:45 AM   #2630 (permalink)
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Fucking bourbon rocks. But it only worked for a little fucking while.
Fucking Tylenol Cold, though, fucking rocks. I was all stopped up and fucking achy.
Fuck reactions to the novocaine. Today it remains to be seen whether my vision will fucking recover from that fucking shite.

My dentist is fucking HOT... and they let me watch Sex in the City while he and his assistanct were fucking around in my mouth. I was smuggling fucking skittles because it hurt so fucking bad... I hope he didn't get the wrong fucking idea.
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Just realize that you're armed with smart but heavily outnumbered.
The question isn’t who is going to let me; it’s who is going to stop me. Ayn Rand
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Old 10-15-2009, 03:23 AM   #2631 (permalink)
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to - fucking - MORROW!!!
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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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Old 10-15-2009, 03:43 AM   #2632 (permalink)
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I thought it was to-fucking-day?!
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Just realize that you're armed with smart but heavily outnumbered.
The question isn’t who is going to let me; it’s who is going to stop me. Ayn Rand
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Old 10-15-2009, 04:00 AM   #2633 (permalink)
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Fuck today. There may not be a fucking tomorrow.
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Old 10-15-2009, 04:15 AM   #2634 (permalink)
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I thought it was to-fucking-day?!
today is for fucking packing and hoping it doesn't snow before we leave tomorrow morning...
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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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Old 10-15-2009, 04:39 AM   #2635 (permalink)
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I hate fucking job hunting.
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In my own personal experience---this is just anecdotal, mind you---I have found that there is always room to be found between boobs.
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Old 10-15-2009, 04:46 AM   #2636 (permalink)
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Fuck job hunting. Fuck job interviews. Fuck want ads. Fuck resumes. Fuck work. Fucking slavery.
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Old 10-15-2009, 04:52 AM   #2637 (permalink)
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Fuck Dude! YOU ARE FUCKING RIGHT! Fuck ALL of those things and fuck the economy! Fuck $10 an hour! FUCK THIS SHIT!
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In my own personal experience---this is just anecdotal, mind you---I have found that there is always room to be found between boobs.
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Old 10-15-2009, 07:02 AM   #2638 (permalink)
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Skull-fuck the economy.
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Old 10-15-2009, 12:01 PM   #2639 (permalink)
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It's fuckin' time to go home! I am so fuckin' outta here! See all you fuckers later...

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Old 10-15-2009, 06:37 PM   #2640 (permalink)
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fuck me am i tired or fucking what.........brutal fucking work week
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