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Old 01-25-2009, 01:40 PM   #2281 (permalink)
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Ohh fuck, this thread us fuckin' Awesome..........
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Old 01-25-2009, 03:11 PM   #2282 (permalink)
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...fucking oasis

that is truly in the middle of ficking nowhere...
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Old 01-25-2009, 05:43 PM   #2283 (permalink)
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...fucking igloo from them fucking eskimos ...fuck you, Rolf

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Old 01-25-2009, 06:27 PM   #2284 (permalink)
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yeah but..........the fuckin' northern lights are one of the sweetest fuckin' things i've ever fuckin' seen.........
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Old 01-25-2009, 06:28 PM   #2285 (permalink)
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Jesus Haploid Christ! It's Fucking COLD up there.
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Old 01-25-2009, 08:16 PM   #2286 (permalink)
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Fuck that cold! Here's some fucking warmth for us...let's kick back and enjoy the fucking view

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Old 01-26-2009, 03:36 AM   #2287 (permalink)
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only one fucking pair of feet?
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Old 01-26-2009, 03:55 AM   #2288 (permalink)
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This is the best fucking thread for me to post in after not being here for fucking months
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Old 01-26-2009, 07:11 AM   #2289 (permalink)
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Fuckin' A, festered. Fuckin' A.
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Old 01-27-2009, 06:05 AM   #2290 (permalink)
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well.........bugger fuck
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Old 01-27-2009, 06:20 AM   #2291 (permalink)
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only one fucking pair of feet?
I was with a fucking midget that day, unc! ...very short but cute.


These are dunes of fucking sand and seaweed, sculpted by fucking ocean currents. The fucking fluted, underwater dunes are formed in the same way as sand dunes in fucking deserts, like that fucking oasis I posted above for all you fuckers. Pretty fucking cool anyway.

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Old 01-27-2009, 03:54 PM   #2292 (permalink)
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fuck it!!!!!!



fuck it all to hell
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Old 01-27-2009, 04:42 PM   #2293 (permalink)
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fuck me silly... I had a good day.
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Old 01-27-2009, 05:06 PM   #2294 (permalink)
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I just fucking dawned on me that fucking is sometimes not a game but fucking serious stuff. Fuck yeah!
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Old 01-29-2009, 08:14 AM   #2295 (permalink)
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FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 01-29-2009, 02:56 PM   #2296 (permalink)
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Heavens to Murgatroy. My poor tender ears!
Listening to you vulgarians cuss has fucked them all up.
/ whoopsie!
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Old 01-31-2009, 10:42 AM   #2297 (permalink)
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the curse finger to you

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Old 08-14-2009, 01:11 PM   #2298 (permalink)
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Where the fuck has this been?
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Old 08-14-2009, 04:21 PM   #2299 (permalink)
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i fucking love this thread.....


......thanks for the fuckin' resurection eh...........
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Old 08-14-2009, 04:32 PM   #2300 (permalink)
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If ucking fell off the front fucking page? Unfuckingbelievable. People just don't give a fuck for a well crafted fuck anyfuckingmore.

Incidentally, I have to recommend for your reading pleasure, Watch Your Fucking Language and English as a Second Fucking Language by Sterling Johnson. Guides to effective swearing for native speakers and novices. Most entertaining.
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Old 08-14-2009, 04:40 PM   #2301 (permalink)
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How could have missed this fucking thread? This has to be the best fucking nonsense thread EVER. FUCK!
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Old 08-14-2009, 08:39 PM   #2302 (permalink)
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I've missed this thread soooo fucking much!
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Old 08-15-2009, 04:01 AM   #2303 (permalink)
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I can't fucking believe it was lost. Fucked up shame, it is.
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Old 08-15-2009, 07:41 AM   #2304 (permalink)
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fuck yeah
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Old 08-15-2009, 08:17 AM   #2305 (permalink)
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All the cool fucking kids come here, this is our fucking spot. THIS. IS. FUCKING. SPARTA!
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Old 08-16-2009, 02:08 AM   #2306 (permalink)
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What the fuck is Sparta? I hear it said all the fucking time.
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Old 08-16-2009, 05:00 AM   #2307 (permalink)
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WTF? Urban Dictionary is your fucking friend. Fucking 4 seems to fit LE's sentiment.
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Old 08-16-2009, 05:28 AM   #2308 (permalink)
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Fuck!
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Old 08-16-2009, 07:53 AM   #2309 (permalink)
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What the Fucking Fuck? You haven't fucking seen 300? Get the fuck up right now and go rent the fucking movie. It will be worth every fucking penny!
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Old 08-16-2009, 07:56 AM   #2310 (permalink)
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For tonight we shall fucking dine in hell!
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Old 08-16-2009, 08:04 AM   #2311 (permalink)
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Yeah, id like a reservation for three hundred for this evening. Don't put us right near the fucking kitchen this time.
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Old 08-16-2009, 08:15 AM   #2312 (permalink)
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Fuck yeah Ratbastid! Give me a fucking spear and lets go kill Xerxys! Fucking mortal who thinks he's a fucking god!
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Old 08-16-2009, 09:51 AM   #2313 (permalink)
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I've never fucking seen the fuckin' movie. Fuck.
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Old 08-16-2009, 09:59 AM   #2314 (permalink)
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I'm watching the fucking movie right now and fucking Xerxys' freakishly tall, bald-headed, pierced ass just showed up on screen. Fuck that guy.
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Old 08-16-2009, 11:43 AM   #2315 (permalink)
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Eden, first of fuckin'-all, don't talk about my fuckin' head like you don't friggin' like it. Secondly, This. Isn't. Sparta. at fuckin'-all!! This is my fucking domain and remember no fuckin' spears can kill me ... capsice ?!?
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Old 08-16-2009, 01:58 PM   #2316 (permalink)
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These are the HOT FUCKING GATES!

And FUCK they're hot!

FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU....
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Old 08-16-2009, 03:52 PM   #2317 (permalink)
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Fer fuck's sake!! Do we have to keep harping on the fucking 300 movie like it was the second fucking coming???

This is not fucking Sparta!!1!

This . is . fucking . NONSENSE!!!1!!!
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Old 08-16-2009, 04:17 PM   #2318 (permalink)
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Holy fuck, Fremen!

Tom Fucking Selleck!

Tom Mother Fucking Selleck!
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Old 08-16-2009, 04:34 PM   #2319 (permalink)
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Xeryes I will fucking come over there and shove a fucking spear up your ass. That is not a fucking come-on, I'm going to shove a Pointy Wooden Object (tm) up your ass cheeks.

Fucking dumbass.
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Old 08-16-2009, 06:14 PM   #2320 (permalink)
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These are the HOT FUCKING GATES!



and i first read this as "HOT FUCKING GOATS"


fucked up eh?
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