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03-06-2006, 03:40 PM
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Une petite chou
Location: With All Your Base
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Whatever the fuck it is, Nancy, care to share?
I must say... what an absolutely fucking gorgeous day it was today. It was 46 fucking degrees farenheit when I dragged my fuckin' exhausted ass out of bed and it warmed up to a fucking fantastic 79 by two this afternoon. Fuck, yeah! I love being fucking happy again.
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03-06-2006, 11:04 PM
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Femme Fatale
Location: Elysium
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*pours fredweena a drink* It's called a fucking fire engine this drink, flyman. It's a mix of strawberry soda and jägermeister. Mmmm fucking mm!
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I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip. |
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03-07-2006, 02:05 AM
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Shackle Me Not
Location: Newcastle - England.
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I give you: jwoody's theory of rela-fucking-tivity. If I said you look like a fucking fish, there's a pretty good chance you'd take offense but, think about the fucker for a minute: lie on your belly, stick your fucking arms down your side and point your fucking face straight ahead. Now tell me, do you look like a fucking fish, or what? It's all fucking relative, innit?
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03-08-2006, 04:42 PM
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Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side
Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.
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shit...I fucking forgot
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03-11-2006, 06:38 AM
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Insane
Location: Hawaii
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03-11-2006, 08:28 PM
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Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side
Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.
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Fucking fish...are they anything like those Chinese Fighting Fish?
and...more importantly...do they have big fuckin' tits?
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03-12-2006, 07:11 PM
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Une petite chou
Location: With All Your Base
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Life is so fucking good.
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Here's how life works: you either get to ask for an apology or you get to shoot people. Not both. House Quote:
The question isn’t who is going to let me; it’s who is going to stop me. Ayn Rand
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03-13-2006, 12:28 AM
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Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side
Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.
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what, you never heard of fishsticks?
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03-13-2006, 04:43 AM
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bAck iN aCtiOn!
Location: in my imagination
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i don't really fucking care for fishsticks
mexican food fucking rocks!
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03-14-2006, 03:24 AM
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What the HELL?
Location: Bowling Green, OH
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Ya know, I read every fuckin' post in this fucking thread, and I don't fucking get it...
Is everyone this fucking bored? GOOD! I thought I was the only fucking one 
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03-16-2006, 08:59 AM
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Shackle Me Not
Location: Newcastle - England.
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What a fucking day!
Imagine having to explain fucking sliding doors and fucking ceiling track hoist systems to an Iraqi interpreter, then waiting while he translated the fucker into Arabic, then waiting while the fucking Iraqis mulled over the aformentioned fucking stuff, then getting their fucking replies translated into fucking English. Iraqi: "Habalabalabala" Translator: "Is it possible?" Me: "No." Translator: "Habalabalabala" Iraqis: "Habalabalabala" Translator: "Is it possible?" Me: "It's not possible" Translator: "Habalabalabala" Iraqis: "Habalabalabala" Translator: "It is not possible?" Me: "LOOK! IT'S NOT FUCKING POSSIBLE FOR FUCK'S FUCKING SAKE. IT - IS - NOT - FUCKING - POSSIBLE!!!" Translator: "Habalabalabala" Iraqis: "Habalabalabala" Translator: "It is possible is it not?" Me: "Aaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrggghhhh!!!!!" FOUR fucking hours of that fucker. I could fucking scream. What's up with that fucking language, anyway? Why do they sound so fucking angry all the time? Here's me, sitting there expecting to get my fucking bollocks chewed because they can't have their fucking sliding doors and a fucking ceiling track, when what the fuckers are actually saying is 'thankyou very much' and wishing all kinds of fucking peace on me, my fucking family.... the fucking dog etc. Nice fucking people, though, especially the translator dude. He kept fucking shouting at me then apologising, saying "I'm not shouting, they shout - I translate, okay?"
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03-22-2006, 04:57 AM
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Femme Fatale
Location: Elysium
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I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip. |
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03-22-2006, 05:12 AM
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Femme Fatale
Location: Elysium
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What the fuck is a ceiling track anyway??
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I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip. |
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03-22-2006, 05:23 AM
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Shackle Me Not
Location: Newcastle - England.
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All you need to know is, you can't have a fucking ceiling track that goes through a fucking sliding door. IT'S NOT FUCKING POSSIBLE!!! HABALABALABALABALA, NOT-FUCKING-POSSIBLE!!! O-fucking-K? Sorry 'bout that, for minute there I was back in the room with the fucking Iraqi interrogation squad. 
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03-22-2006, 05:47 AM
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Femme Fatale
Location: Elysium
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Now jwoody, I want you to take a look at this:  This is two kittens in a barrel. Look at them in there, having a whale of a time. You see the one on the left? He's called Phillip. Now when you look into Phillip's eyes your anger will receed like an ocean..... ....Good. Now that you're calm you can try explaining to me one more time, what the purpose of a fucking ceiling track is.
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I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip. |
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03-22-2006, 05:58 AM
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Shackle Me Not
Location: Newcastle - England.
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Hey, it fucking worked.
I'm a sea of fucking tranquility. OK then, I'll fucking explain: You see, it's like this fucker. A fucking ceiling track hoist system is used transport those less-fortunates who are unable to use their fucking legs for transportation purposes via a fucking track fixed to the fucking ceiling. Hence the fucking name: Ceiling track. My beloved client's are from fucking Iraq. In Iraq they fucking love their sliding doors, whereas us fucking Europeans have adopted the hinged door methodology. Trouble is, you can't have a fucking ceiling track that goes through a sliding door because..... *jwoody does a fucking acid dance* You fucking understand? *jwoody does the fucking power rangers power up stance* You fucking got it yet? *jwoody does the Adam & The Ants, Prince Charming dance* You see what I mean? *jwoody mimes the act of a person doing fucking crossed arm scratching on upside-down turntables* ..because it's like... ... it's not fucking possible.
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03-22-2006, 06:16 AM
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Femme Fatale
Location: Elysium
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jwoody, I'd like you to stop fooling around and take another look at your friend, Phillip. ...Good. You know, you could've spared yourself all that fucking dancing - I know perfectly well that those two cannot be combined - it's quite fucking obvisouly why. I just wanted to know the purpose of the ceiling track that's fucking all. Now..who the fuck are Adam & The Ants and Prince Charming?
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I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip. |
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03-22-2006, 08:53 AM
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Shackle Me Not
Location: Newcastle - England.
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This is Adam Fucking Ant.
 Prince Charming was a fucking school disco classic when I was a wee'n. All the chicks on one side of the fucking dance floor and the dudes on the other. You did this fucking dance - a lot like describing why ceiling tracks and fucking sliding doors don't mix - where you put your fucking arms up and sort of fucking crossed. You'd always get some fucking smart arse going sideways through the perfectly synchronised formation dancers. Trust me, it was fucking great. What? Nobody fucking remembers? Just fucking me - again.
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03-22-2006, 07:08 PM
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Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side
Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.
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Johnny Fuckin Depp would kill to be half as fuckin cool as Adam Fuckin Ant. there, I said it and I fuckin mean it.
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03-22-2006, 09:14 PM
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see the links to my music?
Location: Beautiful British Columbia
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With the"fuckin'" heartbreak open
So much you can’t hide Put on a little makeup makeup Make sure they get your good side good side If the words un"fuckin'"spoken Get stuck in your throat Send a treasure token token Write it on a pound note pound note Don’t drink don’t smoke -"fuckin'" what do you do? Don’t drink don’t smoke -"fuckin'" what do you do? Subtle innuends follow There must be something inside he’s"fuckin'" hiding We don’t follow"fuckin'" fashion That would be a joke You know we’re going to set them set them So everyone can take note take note When they saw you"fuckin'" kneeling Crying words that you mean Opening their eyeballs eyeballs Pretending that you’re al green al green No one’s gonna"fuckin'" tell me What’s wrong or what’s right Or tell me who to eat with sleep with Or that I’ve won the big fight big fight Look out or they’ll"fuckin'" tell you You’re a superstar Two weeks and you’re an all time legend I think the games have gone much too far If the words"fuckin'" unspoken Get stuck in your throat Send a treasure token token Write it on a pound note pound note Don’t drink don’t smoke -"fuckin'" what do you do? Don’t drink... etc. Adam Fucking Ant.......... |
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03-22-2006, 11:24 PM
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Femme Fatale
Location: Elysium
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 After some googling I've discovered that he's an actor and, apparently, a rockstar - he doesn't look familiar at all though.. must be the fucking pirate outfit Quote:
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I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip. |
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03-23-2006, 03:08 AM
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Shackle Me Not
Location: Newcastle - England.
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Once again, google fucking video comes to the rescue.
http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...688&q=adam+ant
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03-23-2006, 08:55 PM
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Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side
Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.
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I've lived 39+ years without seeing that. I wish I'd lived another 39+ without seeing it. fuckin worst video ever.
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03-24-2006, 01:03 AM
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Shackle Me Not
Location: Newcastle - England.
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For fuck's sake folks, give us a fucking break here.
I was just a fucking bairn at the time. Quote:
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Now playing: Arctic Fucking Monkeys.  Is that fucking better?
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03-25-2006, 01:05 PM
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Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side
Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.
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fuckin' c'mon people...time to get your fuck on.
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He's the best, of course, of all the worst. Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin... |
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03-27-2006, 03:29 AM
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Femme Fatale
Location: Elysium
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I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip. |
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03-27-2006, 03:43 AM
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Shackle Me Not
Location: Newcastle - England.
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Fuck no, Nancy. M y reputation as the fucking tfp's very own good-taste-guru is already in fucking tatters.
Listen to this fucker instead: http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm...endid=41447861 (especially DJ Yoda's Annie Mac thing) that's two fucking thumbs up. http://www.djyoda.co.uk/
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03-27-2006, 04:31 AM
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Femme Fatale
Location: Elysium
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My MAC fucks those links up...guess it'll have to wait til I get fucking home *fucking sigh*
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I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip. |
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03-29-2006, 04:04 AM
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Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side
Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.
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trust me on this one Nancy...you do NOT want to see video of Adam Ant fucking.
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