This is Adam Fucking Ant.
Prince Charming was a fucking school disco classic when I was a wee'n.
All the chicks on one side of the fucking dance floor and the dudes on the other. You did this fucking dance - a lot like describing why ceiling tracks and fucking sliding doors don't mix - where you put your fucking arms up and sort of fucking crossed.
You'd always get some fucking smart arse going sideways through the perfectly synchronised formation dancers. Trust me, it was fucking great.
What? Nobody fucking remembers?
Just fucking me - again.