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my girlfriend's huge
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Siamese cat. It
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had two gigantic
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eyes, looking into
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his litter box
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thinking that if
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it wasn't cleaned
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he was going
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to bury his
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schizophrenic friend, Larry
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in the ground
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all the way
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to the very
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ends of the
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tip of his
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scabby left thumb
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. Then the cat
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jumped over the
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dog which now
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was furiously humping
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Britney Spears' leg
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all while singing
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"Rock Me Amadeus."
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And so Larry
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started screaming obscenities
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out the window
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until the local
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bum, Ollie, said
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"what the fuck
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is that on
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my nuts?" He
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picked and pulled
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but could not
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extricate his nuts
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from the industrial
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sized metal press.
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"Aaaarggghhhhh!", screamed Ollie.
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Jumping up to
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