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was reached the
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cabbie turned and
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casually demanded a
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mind blowing blumpkin.
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Of course I
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relinquished my bratwurst
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to the hordes
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of giant pandas.
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They ate heartily,
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only pausing to
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give the finger
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to the large
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mass of deformed
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pus engorged blisters.
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The napping cabbie
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had his head
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crushed by a
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slow moving steamroller
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, leaving a trail
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of bloody pulp
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and entrails across
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my bathmat which
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normally was covered
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in cracker jacks
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and dried semen.
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I later noticed
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that nobody ever
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noticed my semen
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scorching the tile
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behind the toilet.
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I sat down
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and got stuck
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on the edge
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of an important
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stationary object that
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had a semen-proof
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venus fly trap
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growing upon its
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perversly shaped towel-rod
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that kinda resembled
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