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stuck it in
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. The vibrator exploded
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into tiny fragments
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of chocolate. She
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quickly licked the
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chocolate off the
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big toes of
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flymans burly ex-girlfriend
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, named Chuck. She
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fell ill from
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the Yoko Ono.
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Best part was
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when she pulled
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my finger she
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exploded in a
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stupendous fit of
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sneezing. Afterwards, she
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suckled on Stickys'
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sticks. Sticky said "
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Goddamn that's the
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best thing I
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had since last
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Easter when my
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Sister lit a
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spliff and passed
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then got chonged
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???
. I asked her |
what in the..........
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hell does chonged
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have that causes
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mutant pubic lice
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to underestimate my
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ankle girth?" That
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results from my
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having had a
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lobotomy and a
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large tube shoved
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into my nostril.
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Meanwhile, back at...
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the ranch, my
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