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william hung, who
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everyone forgot about,
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and is currently
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shining shoes in
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South Africa with
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Ron Jeremy, wearing
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your mother's pink
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feather boa and
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hot pink shoes.
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OK new starter sentence.
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In the middle
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of the night
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I sit here
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roughly handling my
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"business" when my
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grandmother walks in
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and says; "Holy.."
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.."shit, what are...."
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"...you doing with..."
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"...that massive pink..."
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boa on your
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head and nothing
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up inside your
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little hairy butthole
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after I cried
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my salty " tear"
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I slammed my
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finger in the
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big keg's bunghole
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and said "Where....
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....can I get...........
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a giant, smelly
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piece of B******P
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"What is B*****P?"
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it's the beefsoup
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. So then I
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licked a butthole
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that reeked of...
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my mother's rancid
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vaginal cottage cheese
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