they don't call it the wet coast for nothin' joe.

Did I see the word porn on the last page? I like porn.

holy shit Jay killed take3!

way to go jay...........

Was it the porn comment?

sorry... didn't mean to aid and abet the killing of the thread

Thats right you brought up porn first. On an unrelated note, my Chargers fucking suck, I wish they knew that a football game is 4 quarters instead of the 3 they seem to only like to play.

lol...hey Jay guess what..I am at a cdi! these people are really dumb...






UDAY!

hey sillygirl...qusay! :thumbsup:

Haha, you poor bastard having to put up with the people at that place. Isn't it inspiring when you know more than your in instructors? I got in trouble for calling my instructor an oversized paper weight, because all he does is sit on his ass.

Forgot, I downloaded a Soilent Green album Scott, you'll fucking love this.

QUSAY


can I get an osama?

19 to 'ckin' 3...can't wait until i move south so i can be a bucs fan again...

:icare: You're kewt.

He's all fucked up and far from home is what he is. Don't encourage him.

wait a second.. what about the wife?

He's not far from home, the old bastard is probably sleeping now, he can't stay up past 10. I can't wait for him to read this tomorrow.

where the hell you movin' to phil?


i thought you said you were comin' out west man.


:D

new port richey, fl, for the winter...

soon phil, very soon.......... :lol:


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Argh! I have to rant for a second. Yesterday when I got home I locked my keys in my truck. I know, I know. it was my own damn fault and I know that. OH well. I'm past that now. However, when I bought the truck, the dealer didn't give me a spare key. Again, shame on me for not getting a spare myself. A friend took me to the dealership this morning to get a key made from the VIN number. They won't MAKE me a key because my last name isn't on my insurance card because my hunny's name is first. So now I am stuck at home unless I want to call a locksmith to come open the door for me, which means I miss a day of work.

Ouch that sucks, I remember a few years ago when I was stoned out of my head and trying to get home from a buddies, I locked the keys in my car while it was running it was winter and cold out had to warm up the car it was about 2 in the morning, had to call the tow company to let me in, luckily I went to school with the guy and didn't get charged too much for that.

yeah my boss is pissed atm e because for the next two weeks I'm supposed to be doing someone else's job as well as my own. Blah.

Wow it just keeps getting worse and worse, and you can't exactly go tell your boss to go fuck his hat either.

well, it'd be hard for a woman to fuck her hat, right? And she's really nice. I offered to do what I can from home, and she said there's nothing I can do from here, even though I know it's a lie.

She may be able to fuck it if it's a jester hat, they have all those things hanging from it, but as for a normal hat yes it would be rather hard. Hopefully she gets over it and realises that bad things happen and there's nothing you can do about it, aside from getting the locksmith or someone with a blackjack to open the door. At least you offered to do what you could from home.

I'm not paying a locksmith, when the key is RIGHT THERE>.. I can see it from the window... :( I'm such a retard

I wouldn't say a retard, it happens to everyone, I've locked my keys in the car about 6 times I guess since I started driving. I don't blame you a locksmith would be expensive, you need to get someone who can break into cars.

We got the key. The guy at the dealership who was a jerk this morning apologized to me when I showed up with my hunny for the key. He also gave me the key for free.

ain't drivin' no frickin' ruv...

what ARE you driving?

a '93 ford explorer?

want me to take care of your vette while you're gone?

I can break into cars....ok only chevettes and accords, the only cars I've locked my keys in...many times I might add. Don't feel bad sillygirl , next time call Scott&J's "locksmith" company and we'll help you out. As long as its not past 10 pm as I 'm usually sleeping and J's usually too fried to see!

Yeah I'm usually cabbaged come 10pm, you like that can't stay up past 10 comment Scott....I'm awesome.

pj, i'll put your picture on the dash before i leave; then, if anything untoward happens, the car will know to drive directly to you...

You guys will come all the way from Canada to help me?? Awwwwwwwwww...

As long as he's the one sneaking the smokeables across the border, I've done that once before and never again.

i seen a mechanic break in2 a car with central locking the other day...

he just shorted out the battery and *click* all the door popped open...

that was some kind of American import, i'm not sure wat!

"i seen..." flashdance...

I'm awesome

yes, yes you are

in the valley of the jolly (ho, ho, ho!) green giant...