Rats. More meat on them, mice are to skinny to make a good kebab..

Count me in ;)

hey, i'm still in, aren't i...

<b>Sion</b>, Sorry for the lateness, nice reference to MP.

Sir Dog of Ziz, To seek Prosperity, Silver!

cdwonderful: so, about that preschool prostitution ring...what color is the underwear you have on right now?

SpoilSport: what is the oldest bit of foodstuff in your fridge?

John_Gault: pole vault or triple jump, which is the gayer of the two?

Bones: cmon, admit it, your nick is really a Star Trek reference, isnt it? ok, ok, just kidding. real question: how many bones are in a normal human body?

Somenosuke: so, just who DID frame Roger Rabbit?

Miranda: have you ever been Mirandized?

uncle phil: oysters, chew or swallow whole?

Judge Doom framed Roger Rabbit, if I remember correctly. I haven't seen the movie since I was a wee one. :p

I'm in too! Bring it on.

Running with that big stick is slightly gayer than the goofy leg kicky thing the tripple jumpers have to do. Plus, you could put someone's eye out!

Gimme another!

I'll take another, too. ^_^

Hmmm, sounds like a set up, but I;ll go crunchy.

Am I in, Am I in Am I in??

Ask away

I'm in! Hit me, Sion!

first, to everyone who has played, and continues to play: thanks, its been fun. I never expected to get anywhere this many players. As a result, I am having to work ever harder to come up with interesting questions. So this is an apology if the questions start to seem repetitive or lame. Ok, now, back to the game.


sierra2774: mist or fog?

John_Gault: complete this song lyric: "Little Willie, Willie wont...___ ___."

Somenosuke: True or False: you can fool some of the suke some of the time, but you cant fool all of the suke all of the time?

GuttersnipeXL: what size prophylactic do you wear?
1. XXS
2. XS
3. S
4. M
5. L
6. XL
7. Dont even try to get me to believe that you wear XXL.

william_wallace: how come a Scottish man in a plaid skirt is considered properly dressed, but any other man in any kind of skirt is considered a pervert?

Archon84: King's knight to C6, challenge.

btw, rabidy, I never acknowledged the great pun in your line:

"Ask away, oh inquisitor of the bored"

excellent.

Because when scottish men are wearing kilts, they're usualy throwing trees and large rocks around. It's generaly considered unwise to question someone about their choice in clothing during these events. They also provide easy access for the ladies ;)

ask another

depends on how they're prepared (or not)...

fried - chew

roasted - chew

raw - whole

Oldest bit of foodstuff in my fridge? Hmmmmmmm. Is an anthrax-filled cow head considered foodstuff? Okay then, the bottle of Bailey's that my guitar tech brought over eons ago.

can i have another go man?

Ok, I'm in :D shoot !

Im in too :D

william_wallace: will, willie, william, bill, billie, billiam, or Double W?

flyman: gellin' like a felon or chillin' like a villain?

double: mu shu pork or Gen. Tsao's chicken?

Memalvada: Mulva?

general question for any and all players to answer if they so chose:

How in HELL could the Lakers lose two in a row to the fuggin' T'wolves? HOW, I ask you, HOW?

Will preferably. I've got a random Billiam before, and Liam once.

As for the general question, I place the blame squarely on the shoulders of that paragon of all that is unholy in this world, Martha Stewart.

Keep the questions comming.

Mulva: Zombie Ass Kicker!

Willie Will.

I got no idea if this is the true answer. I've searched everwhere and wasted hours of time. I think it comes from "Little Willie Boogie" by Little Willie Littlefield but I can't find the actual lyrics anywhere. Now it's driving me nuts! Throw me a bone here and please let me at least know if I have the source correct. Little Willie Littlefield comes from my hometown (Houston) and I'd like to know more about it if I can.

If you won't help me out, at least ask me another question.

I love this thread.

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Sion
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sierra2774: mist or fog?

Fog, I don't like to get wet.

True. Definitely true. Hit me with another. ^_^

Here lies the beloved and exalted ruler of earth, come back soon.

i'm here, and a new victim, lets see what u got!

Lakers? T'Wolves? I never heard of THOSE hockey teams. Regardless, I gotta go will Wallace on this one - Martha Stewart's to blame. And Geraldo.

Another One!

I want another too!!!:D

Riddle me this Batman!

william_wallace: "ratshit, batshit, dirty old twat. 69 assholes tied in a knot. hooray, lizard shit, fuck!" who said it?

John_Gault: im giving you an extension. here is the full lyric: "Little Willie Willie won't go home, but you can't push Willie round Willie won't go. Tried tellin' everybody but, oh no." now, tell me the songwriter, recording artist and year of release (original version, of course).

pazza: all that on a pizza?

krwlz: do you have fuzzy nuts? (or if a female, fuzzy beaver) tell us in detail about your fuzz (or lack thereof).

SpoilSport: time to come clean. you like to wear a jockstrap (sans cup) under a pair of pink satin panties, dont you?

Memalvada: time to come clean. it turns you on to think of SpoilSport wearing a jockstrap (sans cup) under a pair of pink satin panties, doesnt it?

rabidy: when are you going to take those pink satin panties off your head?

chillin' like a villian my friend:D

George Carlin!
"I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death."

Please sir, might I have another?
/brittish child

not to much fuzz goin on the nuts, nice, coarse hair

okay... i'll bite. throw one at me.

You'll get these panties off my head when you pry them out of my cold dead hands!

What? only one question?

I'm in again.

william_wallace: Under pain of death, you must chose which appendage to cut off, your left nut or your dominant hand.

phredgreen: is it just me, or is the "soul patch" an exceptionally pretentious bit of facial hair?

vermin: what in the name of all that is good and right is that gawdawful smell?

In the name of all that is good and right I declare that smell to be sort of a sulphurous, warm, rotten-meaty, full-chilli-loaded-diaper, decaying vegetation stench, probably involving some kind of discharge of infected body sore or opening...I've got it! It's a Mc Rib!

I'm into it with my whole body...even my pee-pee...

TerresqueÜ: whats with the umlaut?

ask me another

I'm in

im in

not at all... it serves a fairly utilitarian purpose... ever dribble soup on your shirt? not with a soul patch, you didn't.

next question?

Hmmm....I'd have to go with the loss of my left nut.

Keep the questions a-comming.

Atropos4: ever had a live cat in your pants? if yes, we will need a detailed explanation.

zipper: how did the beans get above the frank?

3ulogy: worse smell: rotten crotch or sweaty ass?

phredgreen (good pragmatic answer, btw): so, you grew the soul patch because you have a drooling/dribbling problem eh?

william_wallace: ever had a Harvey Wallbanger? ever been banged up against a wall by a buy named Harvey?

doh! sorry Some, didnt mean to overlook you there.

your question: so, have you always been a big crybaby or is this just some recent phenomenon? *_~

Nope, can't say that I have. The only real mixed drinks I partake of are irish car bombs and the occasional redbull and vodka.

Hit me again.

do you allow your hair to grow because your head gets cold? no, but it's a fringe benefit.

next?

william_wallace: hit you again huh? ok, do you want a right uppercut or a left hook?

phredgreen: the only warmth I get from the hair on my head is on the back of my neck. the rest of it is merely an ever thinning decoration. you'll be there one day too, probably sooner than you expect. so, your question is, how does my thinning hair make you feel?

rather confident, really. i've been blessed with a different set of genes than the balding ones... mine goes grey early instead. and no, i have no problem with that.

next?

i'll play...

ariekitten: I am waving the loose end of a string in your face. What do you do?

phredgreen: is your dad bald (or balding)? if so, you will too. meanwhile, your question is this: what is your shoe size? is that for both of them?

first question: nope, he's a furry motherfucker just like me.

second question: I wear a 13 comfortably. it'd be weird if one foot was bigger than the other... imagine the costs of shoebuying.


next?

I got cracked in the jaw last night with a door, so i'll go with the left hook, to spread out the damage.

And the next question is?

Ask me a question. I'm attention starved at the moment.

chodarama: tell us all about your unnatural fetish for Bender.

phredgreen: what is in your left front pants pocket right now?

william_wallace: ass man or tit man?

"Little Willy"
Written by: Nick Chinn and Mike Chapman
Performed by: Sweet
Year: 1973

I'll take another if'n yer still askin'.

What's so "unnatural" about dressing up as a badass robot and singing to bjork in my office while obsessing over this hot married chick down the hall?

is this some kind of trick question? i'm not wearing any pants right now.

but normally...

i keep my phone and my wallet in the left front pocket of my pants.

next?

I'm in

The latter of course! The thing is great!

Next? ;)

I'll give it a shot. (If I remember where this post is)

John_Gault (good job on the last question. took ya a while, but better late than never): should I give flyman any more questions, assuming he requests another?

phredgreen: have you got any lint in your bellybutton at this very moment? if so, what color is it?

galaxygirl: "I swalllow too, for all of the reasons listed above,unless, of course, Sir prefers to put it somewhere else. Like Nikki and siN said sometimes I prefer to feel it running down my face." damn girl, I LOVE your attitude. will you marry me? oh shit, never mind, Im already married. your question: please talk more about facials and how you like to feel it on your face. feel free to go into excessive detail. did I mention that I have a raging hardon right now?

GakFace: does it bother you that your name could be construed by someone with a facial fetish (like me for instance) as a euphemism for facial cumshot? why or why not?

hotzot: 'Twas brillig and the slithy toves did..." did what?

Nah... For the fun answer... It would make people think I'm horny.. and if you get me started.. well, I could get Worlds King rethinking that "King" part ;)

As for the more serious answer? Not too many people think of that actually.. Most people ask me what a "GakFace" is, which i feel is more fitting, as because the point was that people wouldn't know.. I'm odd, and thus an odd name. It comes from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles...(my best guess, just came to me one day.... pardon the pun. haha) when donnie and Casey Jones were yelling names at each other. Most importantly, I learned the hard way not to care what people really think about me. People are allowed to THINK what they want, just as i'm allowed to ignore those who don't ask. Besides that, asking is what starts a conversation and leads to friendship.... but now i'm about to leave the subject.

Oh and to note... My name has nothing to do with a Fatial Fetish as I do not find it appealing. You're the first I think to ask that... So you're either the first to think it, or the smart one who asked. Either way I applaud you.

Yeah you don't like questions, but i guess i made a habit of it.... you said, "(Like me for instance)"... Did that imply you construed me to be someone with the facial fantasy? or that you are 'somone with a fatial fetish'?

Next? ;)

[add-in] So what do you think of Sion, when my alias has the nickname of Gak? :D [add-in]

Ahh, the age-old question of T vs. A. I'm going to say tits, as they are both fun, and make excelent pillows.

editied for my stupidity: forgot to ask for another question.

what else would you like to know?

I think I might just be in.

One more Qeustion, 80)

Ask and ye shall receive. Even for insect half breeds.


I, too, would like another.

I'll play along....hit me with one.

at this very moment i have a small bit of lint in there... mostly white from my teeshirt, with a little blue and a bit more fur.

let's ask me something meaningful...

IM IN

What would you ask of me, child?

Grumpy
Old
Dude

I'm in......ask me....

K, I'm in.

umm im not quite sure what that means but yes. Yes i do.

GakFace: the person with the facial fetish is me. I can't help it. anytime i see or hear the word face, my mind flashes on facial, if only for a moment. your next question: on the planet Gordock in the Flurbidge nebula is a race of beings who call themselves Dustulians. describe them.

william_wallace: where's that $20 you owe me from last summer?

zfleebin: iz zee flea bin where you keep your fleas?

rabidy: why are there no brown jelly beans?

John_Gault: what kind of rope is best for making a noose?

mongo: which of the following movies would you watch with a first date: Lust in the Dust, Cafe Flesh, or Flesh Gordon?

phredgreen: "let's ask me something meaningful..." phred, the questions are mine to ask how I see fit. your question: are electronic devices the bane of modern intellectual growth or just fun to play with? nah, screw that, tell me more about that bellybutton lint.

jmf1234: is your capslock button stuck?

grumpyolddude: since when is a man of 36 years a child? unless yer my dad. is that you dad? hows mom?

JoeyB: whats the best way to capitalize on a ridiculously large forehead? advertising or as a screen for portable projection devices?

noodle: spaghetti, rigatoni or egg?

Sorry man, I got bored, spent it on a handle of cheap vodka, got realy, realy drunk, and when I woke up, I was the mayor of a small town in Maine.

I'll take "Next Question" for $300 in yak hair.

hmm, Perhaps because few people would like to eat litle brown nuggetts.

ask again, 80)

Why, hemp rope, of course. Hemp is good for everything.

It's not too elastic, not too brittle. Just right to snap the neck for a quick, painless, humane hanging.

Anything else you'd like to know. I'll answer another if you ask.

John_Gault: Olive Oyl, virgin, extra virgin, or extra extra virgin?

rabidy: what kind of car do you drive? why?

william_wallace: what is your favortie single cell organism?

NO I JUST THOUGHT YOU WOULDNT NOTICE IT if i didnt have the caps lock on

OK, now I'm back from vacation. Can I get back in?

I dont drive, so i dont own one, 80)

Let The Inquisition Continue!

No....

Ahhhh. Finally philosophical question into which I can sink my intellectual teeth.

She's none of the above. They don't call her "The Slut of Sweethaven" fer nuthin.


I would like some more please.

so you're asking if they're mindless or simply mindless entertainment? ;)

i think the application has alot to do with this judgement. pda's that hold all of your address book information, account balances, and other vital info create a convenience that encourages one's energies to be spent elsewhere than just keeping track of one's loose ends. graphing calculators with near-instantaneous functions that used to take engineers and scientists days to work out by hand. mobile technology that allows one to stay in contact with others regardless of their global location - AND figure out exactly where they are within metres.

on the other hand...

who here has played witha tamagotchi? howsabout spending an entire day (not just a couple hours, a whole damn day) on that playstation gaming marathon? how many people have spent hours texting people who were no more than three feet away via im's or mobile phones?

for all of the amazing advances in technology, there are ups and downs. practical uses and leaps of imagination that far outreach what was once possible... as well as creating more mindless enternainment that do very little to further society but do much to keep their faces glued to a screen and their money flowing to consumer electronics companies. you decide whether we're getting the short end of the stick.


oyeah... the lint was pretty sparse today. wore an older shirt, so there wasn't as much to rub off.

next?

I'm going to go with yeast, because it lets us make beer.

Time to spin the wheel of misfortune for the next question.

Nope, its my impersonation of the dutch speaking locals in amsterdam. And if it was I would pronounce it as 'the fleebin' cause im bad at french. would you have more questions of me?

The Dustulians are now extinct. As the Vodkarnians finally got the best of them. You see Dustulians and Vodkarnians used to live together in harmony. In fact, thanx to the Dustulians, Gordock was the most beautiful planet in all of Flurbidge. Originally.. way back in the time like they were both Gordocks (Gordo-k-ks) of the planet Gordock (Gordo-k-k). There was then a civil war, although no one reallys knows why, as all documentation was destroyed. None the less there were then two opposing peoplings of the world. Eventually the became friends, as i said before, but this was very short lived. Perhaps the Vodkarnians still hated the Dustulians.. No one will ever know as Vodkarnians are incapable of telling you the real answer. Now that I've given some backstory, let me describe to who these people were. See after the battle.. The Dustulians seemed to clean everything in sight.. any bodies or trashed squares (throwing squares are my weapon of choice) were cleaned up. Maybe the disliked them, Who knows... I never never really cared. But they dusted everything, and i mean EVERYTHING. I believe that Dustulians was a fitting name as they did dust, but I did not know why the dusted until they were gone.... forever. See they would dust all the time as they were SEVERELY allergic to dust. If there was dust in the area they were susceptable to dying. They sure made the planet nice..... aww the memories. I am sure glad I researched all this, as I was hoping someone would ask my for my knowledge. Anyways, they are now dead... Whats that you say? You know how they died? Yeah i suppose you're right.. they died from dust. BUT WAIT!!!!!!!! thats the how, not the why. Remember how I said the Vodkarnians probably still hated the Dustulians? Well what happened is the the Vodkarnians invented a sweet tasting Vodka (hence the name they were given). It wasn't their FIRST Vodka.. as they had to get the name. So they gave it the vodka name and added subtitle, much like you see with 7 UP(side down) and Pepsi (twist). This new Vodka was in reverse order, it was.. Tilted Vodka. The Dustulians liked the sweet taste and it was very potent too!!! Sadly for the Dustulians, they got soooooooo toasted, that dust was able to build on the floor. Then they passed out... Dust on the floor.. their breathing apparatuses now on the floor... yeah they died. Sadly, as i said before Vadkarnians cannot tell you this.. as they are on vodka! The only reason I could tell you, is because a new Vodka has been created where they mix the Dust with the Vodka, good reviews so far.. I am the last of the Beta Testers, thus I had to be sober. You got lucky and asked me on the right day!

BTW... I liked the Dustulians, after i downed one bottle, i just dropped it for another, as the Dustulians always cleaned up after me!:)



So.... Sion... Glad you asked me such a question? I'm very knowledgable. So Sion where do you post most?

I'll take a question for the Dustulians... :)

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Sion
grumpyolddude: since when is a man of 36 years a child? unless yer my dad. is that you dad? hows mom?


Sion, your playful wit and energetic mind keep you young and child-like. They speak of a continueing spiritual and intellectual growth. You have the young soul of a child.

Am I your dad? I won't submit a DNA sample without a warrant.

Mom's still hot!

Another question?

G rumpy
O ld
D ude

G_Whiz: when was the last time you "wrote" your name in the snow?

rabidy: "I dont drive, so i dont own one." pray tell, WHY dont you drive? have you ever driven? what about a motorcycle?

John_Gault: wanna smell my finger?

phredgreen: why are all the Baum's green? are you a green Baum?

william_wallace: you still fucking goats in your spare time? or have you graduated to sheep yet?

zfleebin: besides Kentucky Fried Chicken, name three other things that are "finger lickin' good."

grumpyolddude: which is older, you or television? which is better?

I do NOT wanna smell your finger.

I do wanna answer another question.

I've moved beyond mere farm animals to drive-by gazelle fucking.

:: steps up to the plate for another question ::