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Its intentional. I've had the nick for more than 7 years so it wasn't AS generic when I created it.
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OK... I'm in...
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MikeyChalupa: what took you so long?
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The Shelby KR is really sweet. How about a white one:
www.fraserdante.com/68shelbykr.htm Not a bad dream. Like I said: '68 and earlier, before the bean counters took over. Here's a purple coupe: www.thecarsource.com/shelby/1968/gt500kr.html (an I colorblind in my dotage? It may be brown.) enjoy! How about another question? grumpy |
I usually avoid 8-page long threads because I feel like the average TFP'er doesn't read them all the way through.
I read this one and it seemed cool, and the peer pressure finally got to me. -Mikey |
grumpyolddude: just how safe are our children from giant mexican squirrels?
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Sion, ask me another.
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Unfortunately, once you see a giant Mexican squirrel, it's already too late! No one has ever lived tto describe the encounter. The only defense is: DON'T LOOK! If you suspect the presence of a giant Mexican squirrel, avert your eyes and run like hell... and teach you children to do the same!
This has been a public service announcement from the Mexican Peyote Bud Foundation. Any questions? grumpy |
Hey I love games.....count me in!
Just go easy on the girl ;) |
no, she does...
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Loki: are you aware of the fact that your avatar reminds me of an especially vivid acid trip I once had?
grumpyolddude: peyote huh? so, tell me, is the puking part of the fun, or just a side effect that must be endured to get to the buzz? Minx: how do you feel about fur garments? what about PETA? |
Greg700 was my original aol name when I was much younger. I think I chose 700 because I was saving up to get a remington 700. Go figure.
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hey, i'm still in...
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Sion: i am now :D
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General fabrication work is a speciality of mine. I have worked on things ranging from engine swaps, to Candleabras to chassis modifications. I own an extensive workshop complete with a mig, tig, and "stick" welder and Oxy/Acetalene Set. A lathe, Colchester 2000, also lives here. I have also smoked a few!!!! THANK YOU FOR ASKING SUCH AN EASY QUESTION. Care to ask me another? |
uncle phil: you have to ask for each question. if you do not, I must assume that you dont want another. next question: what do you know about collectable victorian dolls?
Loki: ubi ignus est? Zooksport2: are/were you a high school metalshop teacher? |
I'm special too...
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Huge-Ass Man, not that he has a huge ass, but that he is huge-ass.
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all right man
game on again give it to me |
I'll be your huckleberry....
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collectable victorian dolls are probably worth a fortune on ebay, but i don't know a soul who has even one...
i'm still in... |
afraidofninjas: define "special".
Flyman: heredity or environment? Ruprex: ever been to Oklahoma? Uncle Phil: what is it that you have that disappears when you stand and anyone but you can sit on? |
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i like to soak it all in.the more i get in me the better off i am. bring it on. |
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Well you see, the thing is I was in the mood for some peaches, but I was too lazy to pick them and mash them. Why Mash them? Yeah I was wondering that too, but since I wasn't going to pick them, I might as well make who ever picks them to also mash them as well.... just for shits and giggles I suppose, ya never know, with all these freaky inventions perhaps I was onto something. Of course I pondered this too, which brings me to what happened after i ate my mashed peaches, and lemmie tell you mashed peaches are a lot more expensive than normal ones. I suggest talking to Joe Pesci first, as your normal run of the mill baseball bat just doesn't seem to take people down anymore when you refuse to pay them. Joe Pesci should lead you with a good bat that'll hold up after a few swings. Sure seeing that bat break on a guy is funny, but it soon grows old when you start making a huge bill on new bats..... Oh yeah back to the story. So I was enjoying my peaches while i was thinking of a solution to my problems. I looked at my peaches and then the bat... Nothing, absolutely nothing! But Wait! What laid before my eyes this very moment?!? Some herbs! Yes, the Magical Variety. Either some fairy dropped them off for me, or it was from my Friend, The Slugger. Either way it dawned on me. I immediatly ran to my new invention that grows anything in 2 days. Sadly I doubt it'll get big, but no problem, I'll still be able to create my new hybrid to make my money. I took my mashed peaches and nut(from the peaches, they too were mashed) and then some herbs, LOTS and LOTS of herbs!!! What came out you ask of me? Urches! It was first spelled Herches, but the 'U' gives it that Sea type sound to it, tends to leads the cops away from my fine product. Great Stuff, SO i just got a few more men to bring me peaches, and then used The Slugger on them and obtained colorful items. Put 'em together and I made more Urches -- a Plush fruit with a colorful, Holographic inside, at least thats what they look like after I get halfway thru one of them. Oh hey, I think I just saw a mutated Tweety Bird run down my hallway, I'll answer another question and I find this guy. He Glows of Oranges in a bathtub of Radioactivity! Ooh! And there goes his friend! Catchya later, and Drop by for some Urches!!!! (heh, didn't think I could pull it off again didja? Yeah i doubted myself for a second, but i gotcha!!! :D) ((double note: Long reply as i was off for my grandpa's funeral)) |
sry it took me so long! but my answer is neither! Anubis could take em both if hed put some damn heart in2 it!
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Never wanted to be a teacher. Never have been a teacher. No way, No fear. Self taught/ taught by my brother, a qualified welder/boilermaker. I began an apprenticeship as a fitter/machinist, 1st class. Did 3 years befor leaving. I now have my own business, a tyre shop. Once again, thanks for asking. I'm enjoying this... |
With enough booze I can bend a spoon or two.
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flyman: do you have a favorite teletubbie? why or why not?
GakFace: impressive, if somewhat disjointed. send me some of dem urches, will ya? they sound like fun. next question: in 20 words or less, explain the significance of the Monroe Doctrine. uncle phil: goodbye norma, Jean? Zooksport2: guess what, I used to work in a tyre shop, only we spelled it tire. aint nobody on the planet that can balance a tire (or tyre) better'n me. |
Oddly enough, human peyote puke is the primary food source of the giant Mexican Squirrel. Bad luck, don't you think? oops, you're supposed to ask the questions. Gimme more.
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*reason is....they scare me* go... |
grumpyolddude: is this the right road to get to the Pre-chewed gum museum and hall of fame? or was I supposed to turn left back there at the Jack in the Box?
flyman: are them damned monkeys gone yet? I need to get out of here. I have an appointment to play chess with a gynecologist. |
Whattabout me? I am a veritable fountain of knowledge.
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XenuHubbard: who empties the wishing well?
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Man, it isn't me. I promise. It's a guy who looks like me.
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can't bring myself to say goodbye, elton john notwithstanding, but i did buy some new levis this weekend...
still in... |
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With modern balancers, it is difficult to stuff up a balance. BUT! A question for you! Could you balance a set of low quality tyres on an older style balancer (electronic, but not "computer controlled) and not have a vibration problem, when they are to be fitted to a 5 (or 7) series Beemer? And 2) why is vibration a potential problem on this type of vehicle? :) Thank you... |
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sorry bud...monkeys still here.i'll try distracting them for you. watch out for those chess playin' gynecologists...i hear they're pretty shakey characters. good luck. again..... |
ill take another if u dont mind sion
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uncle phil: what have you got in your OS's general temp file right now?
zooksport2: "With modern balancers, it is difficult to stuff up a balance." you haven't met some of the gene pool pollutants I've worked with then. "BUT! A question for you! Could you balance a set of low quality tyres on an older style balancer (electronic, but not "computer controlled) and not have a vibration problem, when they are to be fitted to a 5 (or 7) series Beemer? And 2) why is vibration a potential problem on this type of vehicle?" I think we all know my policy on answering questions in this thread. But, I am going to make an exception this time. 1. I do believe I could properly balance those tires. One of the secrets to good balancing on problematic tire/wheel combinations is to find the heavy spot on the wheel, by spinning it on the balancer without a tire mounted. Once you have that, its a relatively simple matter of tire position with respect to the wheel heavy spot. It might take a couple, three tries, after each of which the tire would be repositioned until the heavy spot of the tire was exactly opposite the heavy spot on the wheel. 2. I have no idea what the potential problem on these cars are, as I never had the opportunity to work on one. I would say, however that a BMW owner putting cheap tires on a car like that would be the number one problem. Other possible reasons could include wheel shaped such that only a static (as opposed to dynamic) balance was possible; poor suspension or steering geometry design that magnifies wheel vibration; or wheels that tend to be bent/warped/out of round even when new. So, what do you know about these cars that I do not? flyman: no such thing as luck in chess, my man. that's why it is the greatest game ever invented. thanks for distracting the monkeys. I made my appointment on time, beat the gynecologist and won myself a lifetime of free yearly pap-smears. now what the FUCK am I going to do with that? iRtehCrispeh: no sir, I dont mind Sion at all. why would you think I would mind myself? |
nada...
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Never been to Oklahoma...
Shoot to kill. |
I'll have an ang Sion...
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Sion, everybody knows that we are all our own Pre-chewed gum museum, and the road to the hall of fame is to not bet on your own sport. Curiously, there has not been a Jack-in-the-Box around here for decades, so you missed that turn long ago.
Cool Q on balancin' the BMW. Used to be a real art... now every MoTech grad thinks he's an expert. Let's keep it goin'! grumpy |
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hmmm...okay check it out. you give the free vouchers to your female friends and your buddy's wives. you hook up a deal with the gyno dude,where you can "study"....yeah... study under his watchful fing...i mean eye,and charge a minimal fee. you get to see all the crotch you want ,and get a little side cash to boot.:D |
uncle phil: so, phil, you still beating off to pictures of Seigfried and Roy?
Ruprex: why you dirty rotten scoundrel, I oughta. on nevermind, I had you confused with someone else. your next question: how often do you change your underwear? Meridaen: where were you last saturday night at around 9 pm? and don't try to lie, coz we got you on videotape. grumpy: how can you be such a cool guy and still be from Michigan? flyman: interesting idea, but I've seen some of the women in his waiting room and TRUST ME ON THIS, no one wants to see their crotches. I decided to just donate the vouchers to the local womens shelter. |
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Kinda Cheap, but i still read the link, Ask another, and I'll try harder this time, ya know, after i eat 8 cupcakes :D Note: it was disjointed because i started to go with one thought, and in the middle of it i got the idea for what you saw. its my 3 second thoughts that are killers. ;) |
I'm in, ask away dooooooooooode!!!
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I don't get it. I suppose I'll have to read the first page.
<--- Lazy bastard. |
nope, and i quit beating my wife, too...
fire away... |
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The 5/7 series Beemer, (and others) have aluminium front suspension, struts, A arms, Control arms, hubs, rotors, calipers et al, ( Though not nesessarily all the above at the same time) which results in a very light "unsprung weight". Because of this, any errors in tyre selection, and balancing will easily show up whilst driving. Owners should be made aware of the ramifications so that a tyre shop is not "held" responsible when the owner complains of ride vibration. In Australia, Nissan Patrol 4WD's have a reknown ride vibration problem. My first question to a potention tyre buyer is " Does your Patrol vibrate?" If the answer is yes, Then I tell him why he can't put cheap tyres on. OK thats enuff of tyre talk lesson 1. Next question, please. |
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GakFace: whenever the state of West Virginia, comes up, invariably, someone must make some reference to incest and/or inbreeding. Given that, what do you think of the new Audioslave cd?
PsychoBob: why would it be annoying if your first name was Bob and your last name was Kneeland? uncle phil: ever driven an 18 wheeler? how about a 9 wheeler? Zooksport2: are you in favor of enforced euthanasia with regard to the offspring of famous entertainers following in their mother or father's footsteps? example: Joan and Mellisa Rivers. iRtehCrispeh: what is your favorite use for Crisco? |
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PsychoBob: why would it be annoying if your first name was Bob and your last name was Kneeland? Wait a second wait a second. What are you trying to get at here? What if my name is Bob?? Do you have something against Bob's? I happen to think that Bob Dole is a hilarious person. My brother's best man at his upcoming wedding is named Chris and has a friend who's name is Joe. Joe's uncle is named Bob. Now, you seem kind of mean here. Bob's happen to be very cool people. I don't think that you should be such a hater towards the world of Bob's. Now, Kneeland. That's just a rightous and cool name. I mean, especially if you're a girl. Because then guys would keep saying "Hey, get on your Knees and Land on my cock!" What girl wouldn't want guys to say that to her 24/7!?!?!?!? You would have to be insane if you didn't want people to constantly telling you to suck them off. That's just good plain fun. But why would it be annoying? I guess because you could be Bobbing on your Kneeland and everyone would just expect you to suck them off. After awhile your mouth would just get dry and you wouldn't have to coat it with vasoline and that's toxic and you'd die. Dying while being cool when used in conjunction with shirts and colors and Phish just doesn't work with Bob Kneeland. Give me another! |
nope...nope...
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NO...... Do I have to say why, Big Brother? |
My favorite use for Crisco is lube for (womanly) sodomy on a budget:D
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Michigan really isn't too bad (exept that it's 40 fucking degrees outside on Memorial weekend!); Interesting sports (both pro and college), kick-ass music scene, the whole "Motor City" thing and best of all.... we ain't Ohio! (saves a lot on air freshener) Let's keep playin'! grumps |
Meridaen: Walt Whitman or Henry David Thoreau?
GakFace: I cant tell you what to dl off the Audioslave cd because I dont have it. I dled 3 songs, promptly decided I was unimpressed with them and deleted them. I was just trying to throw you a curveball. next question: what is your favorite euphemism for vomiting? PsychoBob: I've nothing against Bobs. I was just thinking it would suck if your name was Bob Kneeland. Because when read last name first, it would be Kneel-and, Bob. Get it? next question: do you have slack? uncle phil: are you capable of answers that are not monosyllabic? Zooksport2: just what the hell is a "vegemite sandwich" anyway? iRtehCrispeh: re: womanly sodomy: pitcher or catcher? grumpyolddude: "and best of all.... we ain't Ohio" dude, as an alumnus of the fine university that is THE Ohio State, I must say that I take extreme exception to you comment. This will be your only warning. Another such comment will end your participation in this game. (j/k) next question: just why, exactly, does Michigan smell that way? and how can you stand it? |
NOTE TO ALL PLAYERS:
only ten more questions will be asked. I've grown somewhat weary of the game and it has become increasingly more difficult to come up with interesting questions. As such, I have decided to end the game. I'll ask questions of the next 10 respondents and that will be all. Get yours while supplies last. |
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Eh, I'll stop here, let some others in on your remaining 9 question. I've been in for the long haul, time for me to race across the finish line, and watch those still going. ;) Later you questionable topic thead.. ;) |
First of all: Congrats on the NCAA championship. The Big Ten rules!
What you are smelling is the intrusion of fresh air upon the habitat. In Royal Oak, it blends with motorcycle exhaust and pot to be almost breatheable. The Rouge River smells a lot like the Maumee. The farther north you go, the harder it is to breathe... not enough minerals in the air. You just have to get used to it. Sorry to see the thread end. It's been fun. Thanks! btw...Why did you guys steal toledo from us? Grumpy |
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Whence these raging fires Will slacken, if his breath stir not their flames. But, since I wasn't sure what you meant by slack, I went to Dictionary.com and found out what it did mean. http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=slack (Disclamer:Before reading any further, I would open that link up in another window in order to try to attempt to figure out what I mean) But do I have any slack? Well, once, long ago, I was in a slack when I found slack! Boy was I happy, afterall, how often do you find slack when you're down in a slack. As it later turned out, the slack was slack! And boy, as you can imagine, I was elated. So I scanned the slack into my computer and saved it in my slack. So, the slack that I found while in a slack was scanned and saved in slack! Unfortunately, as soon as I saved it, Lightning struck my computer and blew it up! I went beserk ended up falling out of my 3rd floor window into a slack and the slack that was slack slacked away! So, I lost my slack that was slack in a slack by it slacking away. Very sad, huh? Give me another!!!! Edited for the safety of your mind (i.e. the disclaimer) |
actually, Even tho i amazing think i understood that, I think that they SLACKing off and just saying yes, would mean he had SLACK, but unfornunately he did not SLACK off in doing his research of SLACK, thus to say he doesn't have much SLACK, he no SLACK was earned from typing that up... :D
BTW, speaking of slack... http://www.sjgames.com/chezgeek/ This is a Card Game based on SLACK, He who gains the SLACK goal wins. Yes, thats right, its a game where the biggest slacker wins!!!! :D |
I'm late
But I wish to be included :D |
Gimme gimme gimmmeee!
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Revelation because I wasn't quite sure what it was until alpha phi explained it to me. I don't exactly keep up on those kind of things. He does. Trickle down economic is the flow of money from the rich people to the poor people. Instead of the vaccum of money from the poor people to the rich people. It's one of the basic principle of American economics . Ask me another :) |
uncle phil (question 10): sending it to you telepathically. you DO recieve telepathic PM's, right?
PsychoBob (question 9): The Subgenious declares that you DO NOT have slack. your question: who are the Pink Boys? Miranda (question 8): your question is an assignment. I'm 98.6% certain I've already asked you a question. I don't, however, recall if you ever answered it. And since I dont feel much like looking back through the entire thread to find out, your assignment is to find out if you did answer my question? Was your answer interesting? Expound. XenuHubbard (question 7): more passe: "Smell ya later" or "You go girlfriend!"? Atropos4 (question 6): ask alpha phi to explain it again, because he obviously left out the part about trickle down theory being complete bullshit. (never mind, I'll do it myself. Trickle down economic theory was popular during the Reagan 80's. The idea was that corporate tax breaks and other benefit-the-rich type of government actions were also good for both the lower classes and the economy as a whole. With more disposable income, the rich pump money into the economy and this benefits everyone, as the economy grows and everyone gets a taste via the money "trickling down" to eventually even reach the poor. This theory is about on par, IMHO, with communism: great idea, in theory ONLY; doesn't, can't, won't ever work in reality. your question: what about cat leashes? |
"You go girlfriend!" is much more passe. Nobody says "Smell ya later!" and means it.
You go girlfriend! is a serious statement, confirming the strong feminine bonds between speaker and subject and their friendship. Thus kind of pathetic. |
Vegimite sandwich.............
1)Take 2 pieces of bread, plain or otherwise, toasted or otherwise, 2)add lots or a little "vegimite to 1 slice. 3)Slap both slices together.... Tada! OR..... type 2.... (bear in mind that Vegimite is a VERY dark brown) Take a butt cheek....... refer above.......!!! Howzat??????? or, courtsey of: http://www.wn.com.au/firefrog/vegimite.htm How To Make A Perfect Vegemite Sandwich. By Fire Frog. There is an art to vegemite. Less is best. I still remember the horrified looks my family gave as a friend from England smeared a full half a tablespoon or more on her toast and bit in. She probably remembers that moment really well too ! Vegemite should not be mistaken for jam. Put vegemite on a sandwich the way you would marmalade, and you might be sick. You should use about a, um, 'smear' - or very small bit of vegemite. The toast should be seen underneath. And vegemite is eaten with butter or marg. Not on just plain bread. The more butter you use, the more vegemite, so a vegemite roll can have almost half a teaspoon of vegemite, if it also has a teaspoonful of butter. |
Zooksport: correction to the question: to be more precise, what the hell is vegimite? I already know what a sandwich is, thanks.
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web site: http://www.vegemite.com.au/ When a young chemist named Dr Cyril P Callister at the Fred Walker Cheese Company developed a remarkable new spread from brewer's yeast, an Aussie icon was born. The result was a nutritious spread with an appealing taste that is also one of the world's richest known sources of Vitamin B The Taste: Not at all delicate. Grows on you. Buy some, Try some. Here, you can buy in small jars of about 100 grams. I like vegemite on me toast. Is also nice with cheese. (Warning... if you have too much, it tastes terrible!!!) |
i'm in bring your worst!!
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the answer to this one is relatively difficult. since for years it has been common knowledge that moss does not grow on a rolling stone, we have been duped by egg-crates into thinking that green cheese does make up the moon. this theory is false. the electric bombardier NV (neighborhood vehicle) closed it's website recently and this precipitated a holy war between my credit union and the corvette anniversary road tour. i am now leaning toward a new zip drive to replace the one that mrs. o'leary kicked over but will probably end up with linksys instead...
oh, and i'm still in for the duration... |
ganon (question 5): what color is Smurf jizz?
uncle phil (question 4): What's love got to do with it? ONLY 3 QUESTIONS REMAIN. get yours while supplies last. |
How often do I change my underwear you ask? Mostly just once a day. Sometimes though, I come home for lunch and get lucky with the girl so in that case, since their off, I go ahead and get fresh undies and socks. Also, I do a lot of hiking and for the long ones I like to take an extra pair and change in the middle of the hike. It cuts down on the chafing.
I tell ya, I truly enjoy fresh undies and socks. Now, on a different note... I don't wash my shirts and pants after every wear. I wear an under shirt which I always wash and yes, sometimes change that twice in a day as well. I sit in an air-conditioned building all day so usually I can wear a shirt two or three times before I have to expose it to the harsh washer or expensive dry-clean. I'm not the fat guy who always sweats so I can get away with it. Call me dirty but my cloths last a lot longer and no one ever knows but me...and now the rest of the world ;-) next |
Give it to me.
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ike turner can probably answer this better than i can, so i'll defer to him...
keep 'em comin'... |
Ruprex (question number 3): "oooooo that smell. cant you smell that smell?" what is that smell?
XenuHubbard (question number 2): better philospher: Socrates or Neitzche (sp?)? uncle phil (lucky recipient of the final question): admit it phil, you LIKE wrestling with that pig, dont you? |
oh and, a BIG thanks to all who played. first time I ever had a BB thread I started go on so long.
stay tuned for other wonderful Sion threads coming to a TFP forum near you. |
pigs is pigs...
start one soon, sion... |
Indeed it is a wonderful smell. I like the smell of it better when it's not on fire.
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My answer. If you mean actually putting a leash on one of my cats and trying (trying being the key word) to take them for a walk. Then ummm I have a harness but the only cat it fits on is Sniffles and she just lays down when I put it on her. Haven't tried to put in on her in about a year. Cats are to independent to be leashed. At least mine are anyways. |
Oh well. Time to find another interest.
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"gyre and gimble in the wabe" Am I too late to answer my question?
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