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Reese 05-18-2003 01:09 AM

Its intentional. I've had the nick for more than 7 years so it wasn't AS generic when I created it.

MikeyChalupa 05-18-2003 05:28 AM

OK... I'm in...

-Mikey

Sion 05-18-2003 07:49 AM

MikeyChalupa: what took you so long?

grumpyolddude 05-18-2003 10:52 AM

The Shelby KR is really sweet. How about a white one:
www.fraserdante.com/68shelbykr.htm
Not a bad dream. Like I said: '68 and earlier, before the bean counters took over.

Here's a purple coupe:
www.thecarsource.com/shelby/1968/gt500kr.html
(an I colorblind in my dotage? It may be brown.)
enjoy!
How about another question?

grumpy

MikeyChalupa 05-18-2003 12:56 PM

I usually avoid 8-page long threads because I feel like the average TFP'er doesn't read them all the way through.

I read this one and it seemed cool, and the peer pressure finally got to me.

-Mikey

Sion 05-18-2003 01:58 PM

grumpyolddude: just how safe are our children from giant mexican squirrels?

Loki 05-18-2003 02:03 PM

Sion, ask me another.

grumpyolddude 05-18-2003 03:11 PM

Unfortunately, once you see a giant Mexican squirrel, it's already too late! No one has ever lived tto describe the encounter. The only defense is: DON'T LOOK! If you suspect the presence of a giant Mexican squirrel, avert your eyes and run like hell... and teach you children to do the same!

This has been a public service announcement from the Mexican Peyote Bud Foundation.

Any questions?

grumpy

Minx 05-18-2003 03:35 PM

Hey I love games.....count me in!
Just go easy on the girl ;)

uncle phil 05-18-2003 03:42 PM

no, she does...

Sion 05-18-2003 08:25 PM

Loki: are you aware of the fact that your avatar reminds me of an especially vivid acid trip I once had?

grumpyolddude: peyote huh? so, tell me, is the puking part of the fun, or just a side effect that must be endured to get to the buzz?

Minx: how do you feel about fur garments? what about PETA?

Slims 05-18-2003 10:52 PM

Greg700 was my original aol name when I was much younger. I think I chose 700 because I was saving up to get a remington 700. Go figure.

uncle phil 05-19-2003 02:54 AM

hey, i'm still in...

Loki 05-19-2003 03:04 AM

Sion: i am now :D

Ask me another :)

Zooksport2 05-19-2003 04:06 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sion


Zooksport12: have you ever welded a beveled L joint?


Yes.
General fabrication work is a speciality of mine. I have worked on things ranging from engine swaps, to Candleabras to chassis modifications.

I own an extensive workshop complete with a mig, tig, and "stick" welder and Oxy/Acetalene Set. A lathe, Colchester 2000, also lives here.

I have also smoked a few!!!!

THANK YOU FOR ASKING SUCH AN EASY QUESTION.
Care to ask me another?

Sion 05-19-2003 02:03 PM

uncle phil: you have to ask for each question. if you do not, I must assume that you dont want another. next question: what do you know about collectable victorian dolls?

Loki: ubi ignus est?

Zooksport2: are/were you a high school metalshop teacher?

afraidofninjas 05-19-2003 02:22 PM

I'm special too...

Fantasma 05-19-2003 02:47 PM

Huge-Ass Man, not that he has a huge ass, but that he is huge-ass.

Fly 05-19-2003 02:54 PM

all right man

game on again

give it to me

Force 10 05-19-2003 04:25 PM

I'll be your huckleberry....

uncle phil 05-19-2003 04:39 PM

collectable victorian dolls are probably worth a fortune on ebay, but i don't know a soul who has even one...

i'm still in...

Sion 05-19-2003 07:21 PM

afraidofninjas: define "special".

Flyman: heredity or environment?

Ruprex: ever been to Oklahoma?

Uncle Phil: what is it that you have that disappears when you stand and anyone but you can sit on?

Fly 05-19-2003 09:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sion
Flyman: heredity or environment?
gotta say environment....

i like to soak it all in.the more i get in me the better off i am.

bring it on.

GakFace 05-20-2003 12:31 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sion
GakFace: you smell of peaches and herb. explain.


Well you see, the thing is I was in the mood for some peaches, but I was too lazy to pick them and mash them. Why Mash them? Yeah I was wondering that too, but since I wasn't going to pick them, I might as well make who ever picks them to also mash them as well.... just for shits and giggles I suppose, ya never know, with all these freaky inventions perhaps I was onto something. Of course I pondered this too, which brings me to what happened after i ate my mashed peaches, and lemmie tell you mashed peaches are a lot more expensive than normal ones. I suggest talking to Joe Pesci first, as your normal run of the mill baseball bat just doesn't seem to take people down anymore when you refuse to pay them. Joe Pesci should lead you with a good bat that'll hold up after a few swings. Sure seeing that bat break on a guy is funny, but it soon grows old when you start making a huge bill on new bats..... Oh yeah back to the story. So I was enjoying my peaches while i was thinking of a solution to my problems. I looked at my peaches and then the bat... Nothing, absolutely nothing! But Wait! What laid before my eyes this very moment?!? Some herbs! Yes, the Magical Variety. Either some fairy dropped them off for me, or it was from my Friend, The Slugger. Either way it dawned on me. I immediatly ran to my new invention that grows anything in 2 days. Sadly I doubt it'll get big, but no problem, I'll still be able to create my new hybrid to make my money. I took my mashed peaches and nut(from the peaches, they too were mashed) and then some herbs, LOTS and LOTS of herbs!!! What came out you ask of me? Urches! It was first spelled Herches, but the 'U' gives it that Sea type sound to it, tends to leads the cops away from my fine product. Great Stuff, SO i just got a few more men to bring me peaches, and then used The Slugger on them and obtained colorful items. Put 'em together and I made more Urches -- a Plush fruit with a colorful, Holographic inside, at least thats what they look like after I get halfway thru one of them. Oh hey, I think I just saw a mutated Tweety Bird run down my hallway, I'll answer another question and I find this guy. He Glows of Oranges in a bathtub of Radioactivity! Ooh! And there goes his friend! Catchya later, and Drop by for some Urches!!!!

(heh, didn't think I could pull it off again didja? Yeah i doubted myself for a second, but i gotcha!!! :D)

((double note: Long reply as i was off for my grandpa's funeral))

iRtehCrispeh 05-20-2003 02:49 AM

sry it took me so long! but my answer is neither! Anubis could take em both if hed put some damn heart in2 it!

uncle phil 05-20-2003 02:57 AM

my lap...


still in...

Zooksport2 05-20-2003 04:24 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sion
Zooksport2: are/were you a high school metalshop teacher?
I never liked school. Went to no less than 8 different schools in 11 years of schooling. (My parents moved a lot, and I got expelled twice.)
Never wanted to be a teacher. Never have been a teacher. No way, No fear.
Self taught/ taught by my brother, a qualified welder/boilermaker. I began an apprenticeship as a fitter/machinist, 1st class. Did 3 years befor leaving.
I now have my own business, a tyre shop.

Once again, thanks for asking. I'm enjoying this...

bender 05-20-2003 07:23 AM

With enough booze I can bend a spoon or two.

Sion 05-20-2003 06:56 PM

flyman: do you have a favorite teletubbie? why or why not?

GakFace: impressive, if somewhat disjointed. send me some of dem urches, will ya? they sound like fun. next question: in 20 words or less, explain the significance of the Monroe Doctrine.

uncle phil: goodbye norma, Jean?

Zooksport2: guess what, I used to work in a tyre shop, only we spelled it tire. aint nobody on the planet that can balance a tire (or tyre) better'n me.

grumpyolddude 05-20-2003 07:27 PM

Oddly enough, human peyote puke is the primary food source of the giant Mexican Squirrel. Bad luck, don't you think? oops, you're supposed to ask the questions. Gimme more.

Fly 05-20-2003 08:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sion
flyman: do you have a favorite teletubbie? why or why not?
hell no.no favorites here.

*reason is....they scare me*


go...

Sion 05-20-2003 10:49 PM

grumpyolddude: is this the right road to get to the Pre-chewed gum museum and hall of fame? or was I supposed to turn left back there at the Jack in the Box?

flyman: are them damned monkeys gone yet? I need to get out of here. I have an appointment to play chess with a gynecologist.

XenuHubbard 05-21-2003 12:29 AM

Whattabout me? I am a veritable fountain of knowledge.

Sion 05-21-2003 02:12 AM

XenuHubbard: who empties the wishing well?

XenuHubbard 05-21-2003 03:21 AM

Man, it isn't me. I promise. It's a guy who looks like me.

uncle phil 05-21-2003 03:30 AM

can't bring myself to say goodbye, elton john notwithstanding, but i did buy some new levis this weekend...


still in...

Zooksport2 05-21-2003 03:53 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sion
Zooksport2: guess what, I used to work in a tyre shop, only we spelled it tire. aint nobody on the planet that can balance a tire (or tyre) better'n me.
I was gonna say somethin' smart about balancing ty(i)res using the "bubble" method, or even the pen and circular chart method, but I see by your profile that I'm 5 yrs older than you, so I won't. (kinder make ya wonder why I typed all that crap, huh.)


With modern balancers, it is difficult to stuff up a balance.
BUT! A question for you! Could you balance a set of low quality tyres on an older style balancer (electronic, but not "computer controlled) and not have a vibration problem, when they are to be fitted to a 5 (or 7) series Beemer? And 2) why is vibration a potential problem on this type of vehicle? :)

Thank you...

Fly 05-21-2003 04:01 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sion


flyman: are them damned monkeys gone yet? I need to get out of here. I have an appointment to play chess with a gynecologist.


sorry bud...monkeys still here.i'll try distracting them for you.

watch out for those chess playin' gynecologists...i hear they're pretty shakey characters.

good luck.

again.....

iRtehCrispeh 05-21-2003 05:42 AM

ill take another if u dont mind sion

Sion 05-21-2003 02:08 PM

uncle phil: what have you got in your OS's general temp file right now?

zooksport2: "With modern balancers, it is difficult to stuff up a balance." you haven't met some of the gene pool pollutants I've worked with then.

"BUT! A question for you! Could you balance a set of low quality tyres on an older style balancer (electronic, but not "computer controlled) and not have a vibration problem, when they are to be fitted to a 5 (or 7) series Beemer? And 2) why is vibration a potential problem on this type of vehicle?" I think we all know my policy on answering questions in this thread. But, I am going to make an exception this time.

1. I do believe I could properly balance those tires. One of the secrets to good balancing on problematic tire/wheel combinations is to find the heavy spot on the wheel, by spinning it on the balancer without a tire mounted. Once you have that, its a relatively simple matter of tire position with respect to the wheel heavy spot. It might take a couple, three tries, after each of which the tire would be repositioned until the heavy spot of the tire was exactly opposite the heavy spot on the wheel.

2. I have no idea what the potential problem on these cars are, as I never had the opportunity to work on one. I would say, however that a BMW owner putting cheap tires on a car like that would be the number one problem. Other possible reasons could include wheel shaped such that only a static (as opposed to dynamic) balance was possible; poor suspension or steering geometry design that magnifies wheel vibration; or wheels that tend to be bent/warped/out of round even when new. So, what do you know about these cars that I do not?

flyman: no such thing as luck in chess, my man. that's why it is the greatest game ever invented. thanks for distracting the monkeys. I made my appointment on time, beat the gynecologist and won myself a lifetime of free yearly pap-smears. now what the FUCK am I going to do with that?

iRtehCrispeh: no sir, I dont mind Sion at all. why would you think I would mind myself?

uncle phil 05-21-2003 03:53 PM

nada...

still in...

Force 10 05-21-2003 03:58 PM

Never been to Oklahoma...

Shoot to kill.

Meridae'n 05-21-2003 05:12 PM

I'll have an ang Sion...

grumpyolddude 05-21-2003 07:49 PM

Sion, everybody knows that we are all our own Pre-chewed gum museum, and the road to the hall of fame is to not bet on your own sport. Curiously, there has not been a Jack-in-the-Box around here for decades, so you missed that turn long ago.

Cool Q on balancin' the BMW. Used to be a real art... now every MoTech grad thinks he's an expert.

Let's keep it goin'!

grumpy

Fly 05-21-2003 08:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sion


flyman: no such thing as luck in chess, my man. that's why it is the greatest game ever invented. thanks for distracting the monkeys. I made my appointment on time, beat the gynecologist and won myself a lifetime of free yearly pap-smears. now what the FUCK am I going to do with that?


hmmm...okay check it out.

you give the free vouchers to your female friends and your buddy's wives.

you hook up a deal with the gyno dude,where you can "study"....yeah... study under his watchful fing...i mean eye,and charge a minimal fee.

you get to see all the crotch you want ,and get a little side cash to boot.:D

Sion 05-21-2003 08:58 PM

uncle phil: so, phil, you still beating off to pictures of Seigfried and Roy?

Ruprex: why you dirty rotten scoundrel, I oughta. on nevermind, I had you confused with someone else. your next question: how often do you change your underwear?

Meridaen: where were you last saturday night at around 9 pm? and don't try to lie, coz we got you on videotape.

grumpy: how can you be such a cool guy and still be from Michigan?

flyman: interesting idea, but I've seen some of the women in his waiting room and TRUST ME ON THIS, no one wants to see their crotches. I decided to just donate the vouchers to the local womens shelter.

GakFace 05-21-2003 10:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sion
GakFace: impressive, if somewhat disjointed. send me some of dem urches, will ya? they sound like fun. next question: in 20 words or less, explain the significance of the Monroe Doctrine.

The Monroe Doctrine was a very great Doctrine, and a fun read, thus its significance. Read About It Here!


Kinda Cheap, but i still read the link, Ask another, and I'll try harder this time, ya know, after i eat 8 cupcakes :D


Note: it was disjointed because i started to go with one thought, and in the middle of it i got the idea for what you saw. its my 3 second thoughts that are killers. ;)

PsychoBob 05-21-2003 11:01 PM

I'm in, ask away dooooooooooode!!!

Lebell 05-22-2003 02:23 AM

I don't get it. I suppose I'll have to read the first page.

<--- Lazy bastard.

uncle phil 05-22-2003 03:08 AM

nope, and i quit beating my wife, too...


fire away...

Zooksport2 05-22-2003 03:12 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sion
zooksport2: "With modern balancers, it is difficult to stuff up a balance." you haven't met some of the gene pool pollutants I've worked with then.

"BUT! A question for you! Could you balance a set of low quality tyres on an older style balancer (electronic, but not "computer controlled) and not have a vibration problem, when they are to be fitted to a 5 (or 7) series Beemer? And 2) why is vibration a potential problem on this type of vehicle?" I think we all know my policy on answering questions in this thread. But, I am going to make an exception this time.

1. I do believe I could properly balance those tires. One of the secrets to good balancing on problematic tire/wheel combinations is to find the heavy spot on the wheel, by spinning it on the balancer without a tire mounted. Once you have that, its a relatively simple matter of tire position with respect to the wheel heavy spot. It might take a couple, three tries, after each of which the tire would be repositioned until the heavy spot of the tire was exactly opposite the heavy spot on the wheel.

2. I have no idea what the potential problem on these cars are, as I never had the opportunity to work on one. I would say, however that a BMW owner putting cheap tires on a car like that would be the number one problem. Other possible reasons could include wheel shaped such that only a static (as opposed to dynamic) balance was possible; poor suspension or steering geometry design that magnifies wheel vibration; or wheels that tend to be bent/warped/out of round even when new. So, what do you know about these cars that I do not?

Back at ya, Sion, Fully agree with you on all those points. Strangely, I have enquiries on a semi-regular basis from expensive vehicle owners wanting cheap tyres..

The 5/7 series Beemer, (and others) have aluminium front suspension, struts, A arms, Control arms, hubs, rotors, calipers et al, ( Though not nesessarily all the above at the same time) which results in a very light "unsprung weight". Because of this, any errors in tyre selection, and balancing will easily show up whilst driving. Owners should be made aware of the ramifications so that a tyre shop is not "held" responsible when the owner complains of ride vibration. In Australia, Nissan Patrol 4WD's have a reknown ride vibration problem. My first question to a potention tyre buyer is " Does your Patrol vibrate?" If the answer is yes, Then I tell him why he can't put cheap tyres on.

OK thats enuff of tyre talk lesson 1.

Next question, please.

iRtehCrispeh 05-22-2003 06:38 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sion
iRtehCrispeh: no sir, I dont mind Sion at all. why would you think I would mind myself?
Well i just assumed that incredibly potent odor got old after time!

Another please:D

Sion 05-22-2003 05:37 PM

GakFace: whenever the state of West Virginia, comes up, invariably, someone must make some reference to incest and/or inbreeding. Given that, what do you think of the new Audioslave cd?

PsychoBob: why would it be annoying if your first name was Bob and your last name was Kneeland?

uncle phil: ever driven an 18 wheeler? how about a 9 wheeler?

Zooksport2: are you in favor of enforced euthanasia with regard to the offspring of famous entertainers following in their mother or father's footsteps? example: Joan and Mellisa Rivers.

iRtehCrispeh: what is your favorite use for Crisco?

Meridae'n 05-22-2003 07:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sion
Meridaen: where were you last saturday night at around 9 pm? and don't try to lie, coz we got you on videotape.
Drinking as much free beer as i could before we had to start paying for them at a friends 21st in Leeton (western NSW, Australia), whilst listening to the shittiest 21st speaches on record. I had just driven 350 km from where i had played (and lost) football earlier that day. Being pissed off that we lost football, and that i had copped a punch that had given me a huge blackeye in the process, by 9 o'clock i had decided that only about 6 people there knew me, so i was going to get blind...


Hit me with another one old mate...

GakFace 05-22-2003 11:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sion
GakFace: whenever the state of West Virginia, comes up, invariably, someone must make some reference to incest and/or inbreeding. Given that, what do you think of the new Audioslave cd?
Hmm.. When i think Incest and Inbreeding I think.... KENTUCKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And thus I'd bring them up. Thus i guess I don't have much to say about the new Audioslave CD. That and I haven't heard it. Tell me what to listen to specifically and I'll download it. THEN, in my next post, I'll ANSWER my NEW question, and what I think of the new part to the CD... Deal?

PsychoBob 05-22-2003 11:07 PM

Post subject: subject:
 
[QUOTE]Originally posted by Sion

PsychoBob: why would it be annoying if your first name was Bob and your last name was Kneeland?



Wait a second wait a second. What are you trying to get at here? What if my name is Bob?? Do you have something against Bob's? I happen to think that Bob Dole is a hilarious person. My brother's best man at his upcoming wedding is named Chris and has a friend who's name is Joe. Joe's uncle is named Bob. Now, you seem kind of mean here. Bob's happen to be very cool people. I don't think that you should be such a hater towards the world of Bob's. Now, Kneeland. That's just a rightous and cool name. I mean, especially if you're a girl. Because then guys would keep saying "Hey, get on your Knees and Land on my cock!" What girl wouldn't want guys to say that to her 24/7!?!?!?!? You would have to be insane if you didn't want people to constantly telling you to suck them off. That's just good plain fun. But why would it be annoying? I guess because you could be Bobbing on your Kneeland and everyone would just expect you to suck them off. After awhile your mouth would just get dry and you wouldn't have to coat it with vasoline and that's toxic and you'd die. Dying while being cool when used in conjunction with shirts and colors and Phish just doesn't work with Bob Kneeland.



Give me another!

uncle phil 05-23-2003 03:38 AM

nope...nope...


still in...

Zooksport2 05-23-2003 04:47 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sion
Zooksport2: are you in favor of enforced euthanasia with regard to the offspring of famous entertainers following in their mother or father's footsteps? example: Joan and Mellisa Rivers.

NO......


Do I have to say why, Big Brother?

iRtehCrispeh 05-23-2003 04:57 AM

My favorite use for Crisco is lube for (womanly) sodomy on a budget:D

Another

grumpyolddude 05-24-2003 03:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sion
grumpy: how can you be such a cool guy and still be from Michigan?
Recreational pharmceuticals, beer and plenty of pussy. A Catholic school education and the good sense to get over it. Also, I don't take myself, or anyone else, too seriously.

Michigan really isn't too bad (exept that it's 40 fucking degrees outside on Memorial weekend!); Interesting sports (both pro and college), kick-ass music scene, the whole "Motor City" thing and best of all.... we ain't Ohio! (saves a lot on air freshener)

Let's keep playin'!

grumps

Sion 05-25-2003 01:24 PM

Meridaen: Walt Whitman or Henry David Thoreau?

GakFace: I cant tell you what to dl off the Audioslave cd because I dont have it. I dled 3 songs, promptly decided I was unimpressed with them and deleted them. I was just trying to throw you a curveball. next question: what is your favorite euphemism for vomiting?

PsychoBob: I've nothing against Bobs. I was just thinking it would suck if your name was Bob Kneeland. Because when read last name first, it would be Kneel-and, Bob. Get it? next question: do you have slack?

uncle phil: are you capable of answers that are not monosyllabic?

Zooksport2: just what the hell is a "vegemite sandwich" anyway?

iRtehCrispeh: re: womanly sodomy: pitcher or catcher?

grumpyolddude: "and best of all.... we ain't Ohio" dude, as an alumnus of the fine university that is THE Ohio State, I must say that I take extreme exception to you comment. This will be your only warning. Another such comment will end your participation in this game. (j/k) next question: just why, exactly, does Michigan smell that way? and how can you stand it?

Sion 05-25-2003 01:27 PM

NOTE TO ALL PLAYERS:

only ten more questions will be asked. I've grown somewhat weary of the game and it has become increasingly more difficult to come up with interesting questions. As such, I have decided to end the game. I'll ask questions of the next 10 respondents and that will be all. Get yours while supplies last.

uncle phil 05-25-2003 01:30 PM

certainly...


still in...

GakFace 05-25-2003 03:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sion
GakFace: I cant tell you what to dl off the Audioslave cd because I dont have it. I dled 3 songs, promptly decided I was unimpressed with them and deleted them. I was just trying to throw you a curveball. next question: what is your favorite euphemism for vomiting?
Hmm this is a toughy... I just never get sick, so I don't recall the last time i vomited, and I tend to not be in the same room when someone does. So I guess in that respect I'm old fashioned, Blowing Chunks, or Rugurgiatation (which is just a fun word to say anyways).

Eh, I'll stop here, let some others in on your remaining 9 question. I've been in for the long haul, time for me to race across the finish line, and watch those still going. ;)

Later you questionable topic thead.. ;)

grumpyolddude 05-25-2003 05:58 PM

First of all: Congrats on the NCAA championship. The Big Ten rules!

What you are smelling is the intrusion of fresh air upon the habitat. In Royal Oak, it blends with motorcycle exhaust and pot to be almost breatheable. The Rouge River smells a lot like the Maumee. The farther north you go, the harder it is to breathe... not enough minerals in the air. You just have to get used to it.

Sorry to see the thread end. It's been fun. Thanks!

btw...Why did you guys steal toledo from us?

Grumpy

PsychoBob 05-25-2003 11:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sion
PsychoBob: I've nothing against Bobs. I was just thinking it would suck if your name was Bob Kneeland. Because when read last name first, it would be Kneel-and, Bob. Get it? next question: do you have slack?

Wait a second, what do you mean the Big Ten Rules!?!?! I don't understand these inside jokes between you Ohioians and Michigianianians. Oh wait, I know you're talking about the Ten Big Rules! Otherwise known as 'The Ten Commandments.' You know what my favorite commandment is? Well, if you're an idiot and have never read the bible, then you'll not understand what this means, but the first commandment is by far the best. :D :D :D :D :D :D (For those of you who don't know, it's 'Go Out and be Fruitful' aka have lots of sex!!!!) But wait, oh I know! You're not talking about the bible (or so I think), you're talking about the Big Ten athletic conference in the NCAA. Sheesh, do I feel blonde. Afterall, I go to Purdue, I should have known that. (man, that sarcasm is so think, I can actually slice it with a cutco knife. Of course, what can't you cut with a cutco knife!?!?!?!?!) But anyways, so do I have slack?!?!? Well I think Milton used the word 'slack' best:

Whence these raging fires Will slacken, if his breath stir not their flames.

But, since I wasn't sure what you meant by slack, I went to Dictionary.com and found out what it did mean. http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=slack (Disclamer:Before reading any further, I would open that link up in another window in order to try to attempt to figure out what I mean) But do I have any slack? Well, once, long ago, I was in a slack when I found slack! Boy was I happy, afterall, how often do you find slack when you're down in a slack. As it later turned out, the slack was slack! And boy, as you can imagine, I was elated. So I scanned the slack into my computer and saved it in my slack. So, the slack that I found while in a slack was scanned and saved in slack! Unfortunately, as soon as I saved it, Lightning struck my computer and blew it up! I went beserk ended up falling out of my 3rd floor window into a slack and the slack that was slack slacked away! So, I lost my slack that was slack in a slack by it slacking away. Very sad, huh?

Give me another!!!!


Edited for the safety of your mind (i.e. the disclaimer)

GakFace 05-26-2003 12:09 AM

actually, Even tho i amazing think i understood that, I think that they SLACKing off and just saying yes, would mean he had SLACK, but unfornunately he did not SLACK off in doing his research of SLACK, thus to say he doesn't have much SLACK, he no SLACK was earned from typing that up... :D

BTW, speaking of slack... http://www.sjgames.com/chezgeek/
This is a Card Game based on SLACK, He who gains the SLACK goal wins. Yes, thats right, its a game where the biggest slacker wins!!!! :D

Miranda 05-26-2003 02:02 AM

I'm late
But I wish to be included
:D

XenuHubbard 05-26-2003 02:27 AM

Gimme gimme gimmmeee!

Atropos4 05-26-2003 03:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sion

Atropos4: trickle down economic theory, bullshit or revelation?


Revelation because I wasn't quite sure what it was until alpha phi explained it to me. I don't exactly keep up on those kind of things. He does.

Trickle down economic is the flow of money from the rich people to the poor people. Instead of the vaccum of money from the poor people to the rich people. It's one of the basic principle of American economics .

Ask me another :)

Sion 05-26-2003 04:45 PM

uncle phil (question 10): sending it to you telepathically. you DO recieve telepathic PM's, right?

PsychoBob (question 9): The Subgenious declares that you DO NOT have slack. your question: who are the Pink Boys?

Miranda (question 8): your question is an assignment. I'm 98.6% certain I've already asked you a question. I don't, however, recall if you ever answered it. And since I dont feel much like looking back through the entire thread to find out, your assignment is to find out if you did answer my question? Was your answer interesting? Expound.

XenuHubbard (question 7): more passe: "Smell ya later" or "You go girlfriend!"?

Atropos4 (question 6): ask alpha phi to explain it again, because he obviously left out the part about trickle down theory being complete bullshit. (never mind, I'll do it myself. Trickle down economic theory was popular during the Reagan 80's. The idea was that corporate tax breaks and other benefit-the-rich type of government actions were also good for both the lower classes and the economy as a whole. With more disposable income, the rich pump money into the economy and this benefits everyone, as the economy grows and everyone gets a taste via the money "trickling down" to eventually even reach the poor. This theory is about on par, IMHO, with communism: great idea, in theory ONLY; doesn't, can't, won't ever work in reality. your question: what about cat leashes?

XenuHubbard 05-26-2003 10:39 PM

"You go girlfriend!" is much more passe. Nobody says "Smell ya later!" and means it.

You go girlfriend! is a serious statement, confirming the strong feminine bonds between speaker and subject and their friendship. Thus kind of pathetic.

Zooksport2 05-27-2003 02:13 AM

Vegimite sandwich.............

1)Take 2 pieces of bread, plain or otherwise, toasted or otherwise,
2)add lots or a little "vegimite to 1 slice.
3)Slap both slices together.... Tada!


OR..... type 2.... (bear in mind that Vegimite is a VERY dark brown)
Take a butt cheek....... refer above.......!!!


Howzat???????

or, courtsey of: http://www.wn.com.au/firefrog/vegimite.htm

How To Make A Perfect

Vegemite Sandwich.

By Fire Frog.

There is an art to vegemite. Less is best. I still
remember the horrified looks my family gave as a friend
from England smeared a full half a tablespoon or more on
her toast and bit in. She probably remembers that
moment really well too !


Vegemite should not be mistaken for jam.
Put vegemite on a sandwich the way
you would marmalade, and you might be sick.


You should use about a, um, 'smear' - or very small bit of
vegemite. The toast should be seen underneath.

And vegemite is eaten with butter or marg. Not on just
plain bread. The more butter you use, the more
vegemite, so a vegemite roll can have almost half a
teaspoon of vegemite, if it also has a teaspoonful of
butter.

Sion 05-27-2003 04:03 PM

Zooksport: correction to the question: to be more precise, what the hell is vegimite? I already know what a sandwich is, thanks.

Zooksport2 05-28-2003 02:01 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sion
Zooksport: correction to the question: to be more precise, what the hell is vegimite? I already know what a sandwich is, thanks.
Direct from the jar: ingredients: Yeast Extract, Salt, More salt, malt extract, and other stuff.

web site: http://www.vegemite.com.au/

When a young chemist named Dr Cyril P Callister at the Fred Walker Cheese Company developed a remarkable new spread from brewer's yeast, an Aussie icon was born. The result was a nutritious spread with an appealing taste that is also one of the world's richest known sources of Vitamin B

The Taste: Not at all delicate. Grows on you. Buy some, Try some.
Here, you can buy in small jars of about 100 grams. I like vegemite on me toast. Is also nice with cheese.

(Warning... if you have too much, it tastes terrible!!!)

ganon 05-28-2003 10:14 AM

i'm in bring your worst!!

uncle phil 05-28-2003 12:08 PM

the answer to this one is relatively difficult. since for years it has been common knowledge that moss does not grow on a rolling stone, we have been duped by egg-crates into thinking that green cheese does make up the moon. this theory is false. the electric bombardier NV (neighborhood vehicle) closed it's website recently and this precipitated a holy war between my credit union and the corvette anniversary road tour. i am now leaning toward a new zip drive to replace the one that mrs. o'leary kicked over but will probably end up with linksys instead...


oh, and i'm still in for the duration...

Sion 05-28-2003 03:03 PM

ganon (question 5): what color is Smurf jizz?

uncle phil (question 4): What's love got to do with it?



ONLY 3 QUESTIONS REMAIN. get yours while supplies last.

Force 10 05-28-2003 09:46 PM

How often do I change my underwear you ask? Mostly just once a day. Sometimes though, I come home for lunch and get lucky with the girl so in that case, since their off, I go ahead and get fresh undies and socks. Also, I do a lot of hiking and for the long ones I like to take an extra pair and change in the middle of the hike. It cuts down on the chafing.

I tell ya, I truly enjoy fresh undies and socks.

Now, on a different note... I don't wash my shirts and pants after every wear. I wear an under shirt which I always wash and yes, sometimes change that twice in a day as well. I sit in an air-conditioned building all day so usually I can wear a shirt two or three times before I have to expose it to the harsh washer or expensive dry-clean. I'm not the fat guy who always sweats so I can get away with it. Call me dirty but my cloths last a lot longer and no one ever knows but me...and now the rest of the world ;-)


next

XenuHubbard 05-28-2003 10:21 PM

Give it to me.

uncle phil 05-29-2003 04:00 AM

ike turner can probably answer this better than i can, so i'll defer to him...


keep 'em comin'...

Sion 05-29-2003 02:17 PM

Ruprex (question number 3): "oooooo that smell. cant you smell that smell?" what is that smell?

XenuHubbard (question number 2): better philospher: Socrates or Neitzche (sp?)?

uncle phil (lucky recipient of the final question):
admit it phil, you LIKE wrestling with that pig, dont you?

Sion 05-29-2003 02:18 PM

oh and, a BIG thanks to all who played. first time I ever had a BB thread I started go on so long.

stay tuned for other wonderful Sion threads coming to a TFP forum near you.

uncle phil 05-29-2003 04:02 PM

pigs is pigs...


start one soon, sion...

Force 10 05-29-2003 04:16 PM

Indeed it is a wonderful smell. I like the smell of it better when it's not on fire.

Thanks Sion, fun thread.

Atropos4 05-29-2003 05:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sion

Atropos4 (question 6): ask alpha phi to explain it again, because he obviously left out the part about trickle down theory being complete bullshit. (never mind, I'll do it myself. Trickle down economic theory was popular during the Reagan 80's. The idea was that corporate tax breaks and other benefit-the-rich type of government actions were also good for both the lower classes and the economy as a whole. With more disposable income, the rich pump money into the economy and this benefits everyone, as the economy grows and everyone gets a taste via the money "trickling down" to eventually even reach the poor. This theory is about on par, IMHO, with communism: great idea, in theory ONLY; doesn't, can't, won't ever work in reality. your question: what about cat leashes?

heh- Honestly, I don't really care about politics and I never will. All I see and hear with politics is usually Blah Blah Blah.

My answer. If you mean actually putting a leash on one of my cats and trying (trying being the key word) to take them for a walk. Then ummm I have a harness but the only cat it fits on is Sniffles and she just lays down when I put it on her. Haven't tried to put in on her in about a year. Cats are to independent to be leashed. At least mine are anyways.


Zooksport2 05-30-2003 03:39 AM

Oh well. Time to find another interest.

hotzot 07-17-2006 08:54 PM

"gyre and gimble in the wabe" Am I too late to answer my question?


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