I have Driven, and im Very Bad at it, the world is a safer place with me on the bus, 80)

mongo: which of the following movies would you watch with a first date: Lust in the Dust, Cafe Flesh, or Flesh Gordon?


Hmmm.....Have not seen any of them myself but if I had to pick one,I'd say Lust in the Dust sounds interesting...Why not.

Did I ever get a question? Can't find it in the thread if I did. I got busy playing with the kids and feel behind in my reading, I guess!

okay. first off, you're fired. you made me crack open my webster just to try and find baum, and when i didn't find anything i hadta google it. i was only lucky to make the general connection that baum is german for tree. are you trying to take advantage of my two years of near-failed high school german?

anyways... most trees are green because of photosynthesis. apparently the cells that carry out this process are green. go figure. am i a green tree? no. my roots aren't very well planted, so i'm not really all that green.

next question, in english?

Of course, I'm older than my television! In fact, I'm even older than my BetaMax and Pong combined! But I sense a deeper searching in your question.

If I were to suggest that I were older than TELEVISION, I might be accused of bellieving that there was once a time WITHOUT television! My Self, that's just crazy talk!

Better than television? Broadcast...definitely, but cable or dish.....ooooohhhhh!!!!!

John_Gault: do you want to smell Nikki's or Jadz' finger? I know I do.

william_wallace: how many drunken angels can dance on the head of a pinhead?

galaxygirl: yes you did get a question, it is on page 5 of the thread. but I'll save you the search time and reprint it here.

galaxygirl: "I swalllow too, for all of the reasons listed above,unless, of course, Sir prefers to put it somewhere else. Like Nikki and siN said sometimes I prefer to feel it running down my face." damn girl, I LOVE your attitude. will you marry me? oh shit, never mind, Im already married. your question: please talk more about facials and how you like to feel it on your face. feel free to go into excessive detail. did I mention that I have a raging hardon right now?

mongo: "Have not seen any of them myself but if I had to pick one,I'd say Lust in the Dust sounds interesting...Why not." Cafe Flesh and Flesh Gordon are porn films (natch), but neither of them are standard porn fare. Cafe Flesh (early eighties) is like porn film noir (sorta) while Flesh Gordon (early seventies) is a porn parody of the old Flash Gordon serials. Either of these might make for interesting first date viewing if your date is an open-minded person.

Lust in the Dust, however, is a TOTALLY different animal. I suggest you google it and read up on it before you subject a date to it charms. At least, if you want to ever see that date again.

care to go again?

phredgreen: um, er, you are over analyzing the last question phred. I'll give you another go at it. here is a hint: Spirit in the Sky, by Norman ________. When you can fill in that blank, go back and reread the question.

Sniff sniff sniff. I'm all over that.

Provided I have their approval, of course.

I'm still kind of enjoying this thread. I'll take another, preferably something with a little intellectual meat this time. Sniffing fingers is great and all, but let's have a challenge.

Dude.. i Said i'd take another question for the sake of the Dustulians.. Hit me up!!!

John_Gault: Do not question the questions, John, they are as they are, and no man or woman can control them. your next: ellucidate the differences between a holy diver and a muffler bearing? of the two, which is more responsible for the current economic downturn America is experiencing?

GakFace: sorry GF. reading your excellent write up of the Dustullian/Vodkarnian conflict made me very thirsty. So I fixed myself several PA screwdrivers and before you could say Flurbidge nebula, I was totally shitfaced. as a result, I forgot to give you your next question. it is as follows: have you seen my carkeys? last time I saw them was when I was reading your excellent write up of te Dustullian/Vodkarnian conflict. I remember getting very thirsty...

Don't know how I missed thast question! My favortie type of facial is an oatmeal scrub. Oh, you meant the other kind?

Well, I like the way it feels warm and and wet, and runs across my cheek. What more is there to say about it?

are we all done with this game?

ask me another

are you done? If not.... I'm IN!!!!! you ask some cool questions YO! lol

Ahh, One More For Old Times Sake, 80)

Atropos4: what ever happened to Atropos numbers 1, 2 and 3? Admit it, you killed them didnt you? Tied them up and sank them to the bottom of the internet...

bondagegirl: what is the best type of rope for tying someone up with before spanking them? will you spank me?

rabidy: Pledge or Endust, which makes a better lube for masturbation?

Neither, Much to harsh, dont want any harsh chemicals near little rabidy, :eek:
Ill stick to a nice water based lube thank you, :D

ill get in you post whore

I'll play blinggity!

Well isn't killing people Atropos's job? As for how, I'm not in charge of that area, Only in cutting the life thread.




*insight* the four is actually just my lucky number and my favorite number . Has been for as long as I can remember.

Too funny... Lubes, killing people and bondage, kinky mood?

Hmm well personally I like Multi Filament Polypropylene, which is soft and ties real well. My favorite site for this and other awesome fun products is http://Rainbowrope.com! Check it out! Hmm and about spanking you of course baby!!! lol

may I have another?

reconmike: post whore huh? who has an avatar already and who doesnt? your question: Marlboro, Lucky Strikes or Camel, which is the manlier smoke?

orange monkeyee: yer really a baboon, arent you?

Atropos4: "Well isn't killing people Atropos's job?...cutting the life thread." thank you for revealing that. I knew I recognized the name from somewhere, but couldnt place it. I was thinking Atropos was one of the Muses. another?

bondagegirl: can you have another? "of course baby!!!" your next question: do you prefer dom or sub?

Hmm dom or sub? whatever you want baby...lol, no really whatever I'm in the mood for. I love to be tied up and you know called all the sweet dirty names, but on the other hand... I love to spank some ass!!! lol


mmmm keep m' cumming, I mean ,coming sorry!

bondage girl: are you flirting with me? and have you or are you planning on posting a pic in the exhibition forum?

lol Is that my new question? Well first, maybe, and for the second I'm new to the whole thing so I dunno what I can do yet. lol this is fun! ask me another!!!!

I'm in, bring it donkeyman :D

bondagegirl: do you find Bauhaus (the artistic movement, not the band) pretentious?

-Ever-: clear or ready?

hmmm that was non climactic! lol Damn and I got a hard one (I mean a hard question). I really don't know much about the bauhaus movement. All i know is that it was mainly designs in lamps, chair, & etc right?. Sorry for the lame answer, it's too late!

Any more cool questions? send m' my way! Very interested in what you'll ask next!

bondagegirl: ever been airtight?

to answer your first question, i had my legs well into the air to get this av,
and lucky non-filtered ofcourse.

ask away

Fairly easy answer... Never

I've only been in the snow about 3 times in my life. My parents moved to California to get away from it. I've never enjoyed the cold enough to make snow part of my life.

hehe, liked that did ya? I think you just got a glimpse into my fucked up mind... i did that all off the whim too.
Where are you keys? Well you know how they can suck an egg into a container that it normally can't fit in? Well, seeing that I suggest you go look at some Vodka Bottles, I bet they are in one of those somehow... Guess you'll have to finish one off tho, as i don't know HOW you'll get the king ring back thru without breaking the bottle. Eh oh well, more reason to drink! never a bad thing.

After you sober back up... well enough to type up another question.. I'll be waiting with Light Saber in hand. :D

Atropos4: is it cold in here or is it just me?

GakFace: ok, so I found my keys. they were in the freezer, frozen halfway into a log of brie cheese, and covered in vaseline. dont ask me why or how, coz vodka is the great memory eraser, for me at least. anyway, what was I talking about?

Well since I can't ask "cold in where?"
I'll have to say yes it is cold in here . My fingers are icesicles.

i know that you're the one asking the questions but, What do you mean by airtight? Like zip lock or tupperware? lol

bondagegirl: "airtight" is a sexual term, referring to a woman have all three of her orifices (orifi?) filled at the same time.

wow I didn't know that!! Cool you learn something everyday! Nope not all three holes at a time! two at once though, with a toy and my boy.

next...

bondagegirl: orifices or orifi?

I couldn't tell you for sure, but i can suggest that i'd think twice about eating that Log of Brie Cheese. it got a twinky filling, except its one part vaseline and one part um.... yeah.. ;) I suggest getting rid of the cheese...

Throw Me A Frickin' Bone Here! ('nother question please:D)

Sounds fun. Let's rock.

ask me another please ;)

This is so funny! This is such a question that would bother me! It just sounds so funny either way. I think technically, it's orifices though.
Orifi sounds so scientific though! lol

woo hoo I'm on a roll

GakFace: do you own a weed-whacker?

icy_ca: It has been said that a male dog will lick his own genitals because he can. Most, if not all, men accept this logic. But, this does not explain why dogs will sniff each others' asses or eat their own shit. can you explain why dogs do those things?

Atropos4: if you were a Muse, which Muse would you be, and why?

bondagegirl: would that be a bread roll, a drum roll or a roll of tp? how about a roll of quarters?

I think it's like when a human couple goes to the restraunt and orders two different entrees. That way both can appreciate what the other had.
Same for dogs, they're curious as to who's been where, had what and what the outcome was.

d'accord?

one more please when you've got time.

icy_ca: "d'accord?" ok, but I dont generally like admitting to knowing a bit of French, in today's McCarthy-esque climate. your question: do you pee in the shower? what about when showering with your significant other?

Please, may i get one?

Memalvada: who the hell is Elbert Hubbard?

oohhhh That's a hard one...let me see either Melpomene, Clio, or Urania


MELPOMENE
Muse of Tragedy. Her name comes from the Greek melpein (to sing). She is represented as a woman in buskins, holding a sceptre and a dagger covered in blood.

CLIO
Muse of History, her name derives from the Greek kleos (glory) or kleiein (to celebrate). She is depicted as a virgin with a laurel wreath, a trumpet in one hand and a volume in the other one

URANIA
Muse of Astronomy. Her name comes from the Greek ouranos (sky) and she is represented as a virgin holding a globe and a
bar.

another please :D

as in for fixing up the yard? Nope, not yet.

as in a woman's shaver? Nope, no. (oh come'on, you know you wanted me to answer that.. hehe)


Hmm, anything else?

Atropos4: what smell brings back the strongest memories of childhood for you?

GakFace: do you think downloading music via p2p networks is stealing?

Is it too late, or can I say I'M IN?!!

I just did a paper on this ;)... which explains why i made a poll on these here forums as well.. heh It depends on ones reasons. If you're doing it just to have them and thats it, then BY LAW you're stealing. Personally I DL them to try them out.. To remember what they are called (sond and band names)... From that Its not really Illegal i feel because if i hate it, its getting deleted real fast. And if I like it, I'll buy it as soon as I have the money and can find a store that carries it.

To go on the extra mile... I find p2p as a good thing when it comes to music. Bands already make most of their money from tours, Well I think that by p2p going on, it'll finally hit musicians in the head to stop trying lawsuits for their CD's, and just forgoe it and go on concert more. This means more tours for us, which is what we all really want.

For most reason, I find it legal.
But still i guess its stealing... but the question is (rhetorical mind you).. Would you call Robin Hood a thief?

/me shoots apple off Sion's head with an arrow
HEy! Its a msg arrow, if you're unable to move, it says "Care for another go? ;)"

Rodney Dangerfield once claimed that a man has class if he steps out of the shower to pee and I've stuck to that since then.
Showering with my S/O is few and far between because without a dual head shower or something like, someone is high and dry.
Usually me!

Re: Answer me this
 

Yes, I dare. But it's not fair if it's only one-sided. You should have to return the favor. :D

You should try a good cold sake some time. Go to a good Japanese restaurant and ask for one. If they don't have one, you're not in a good Japanese restaurant; walk out and find one.

the answer.

cinnamon

Always reminds me of when my mom would make cinnamon rolls..Kinda strange because she hardly ever made them..My sister and I always got to help roll the dough and we usually ended up in flour fights....ahhhh memories.. :) Thanks

XenuHubbard: its only too late once you've said you are in. prepare to meet thy bane, hehehehe. your question: is L. Ron Hubbard is anything more than a mediocre, longwinded sci-fi writer? why?

GakFace: you smell of peaches and herb. explain.

denim: "Yes, I dare. But it's not fair if it's only one-sided. You should have to return the favor." In time, young master, in time. your question: why do you dare to submit to my whims? are you that brave? or that foolish?

L. Ron Hubbard is so much more than a mediocre, longwinded sci-fi writer!!! He is a living legend! He showed me how to live my life! He's also dead! And he was not only a cult leader, he was a drug-addicted loser who squeeled out his own wife to let her take the fall for his own crimes! And hey, he knew Charles Manson!

(I have an erection now.)

BTW, when I say he showed me how to live my life, I meant "showed me how to build up a religious cult and reek in cash without actually doing anything useful for anybody at all".

Yes.

Next question?

denim: why does she sell sea shells down by the seashore?

It's better than whoring to pay the rent.

If the games is still in play I'm in.

Oh, and so am I. Forgot to say.

Please sir, may I have some more?

Have another one for grumpy?

Yarr! Give it to me.

blindawg: what breed of dogs have the best smelling asses?

denim: sing along with me "Leeeeeevi's button-fly 5 0 1 bluuuuuues"

icy_ca: miracle whip or mayo?

grumpyolddude: icy hot or ben gay?

Bring it

I'm in.

Greg700: I done already brung it. so, 700 eh? as in club?

l_o_c: tone?

Laser Operated Cock.

Actually that's not what it means, but that works.

Thank you, sir, may I have another?

Hey. Where's my queeeestion? <Whiny voice>

Fuck im in a good mood give me 1!

I would have to say Horndogs, you know the cute little girl next door tha sex machine.. Though closely followed by the Irish Setter.

Oooh! I'm in!!

Nothing makes a sandwich like Miracle Whip.
Use the light though....
You getting tired Sion, these don't have as much bite?

That's not a question. :) Anyway, "button-fly"? Yuck-o.

Next?

ask me another.

Icy to dull the pain, Hot to relax it away.

Be sure to wash your hands REAL GOOD before you visit the Titty Board, tho!

Got another one?

XenuHubbard: sorry, unintentional oversight there, no intense offended. tell me, are you the president of the Xena: Warrior-Princess fan club?

iRtehCrispeh: better ancient Egytian god, Horus or Osiris?

holtmate: True or False: In days of old, when knights were bold, and toilets weren't invented, you left your load beside the road and walked away contented.

icy_ca: "You getting tired Sion, these don't have as much bite?" yes. if you read back through the entire thread, you'll see I have already apologized for the deterioration of the questions. now, do you want another, bitch ;)?

Atropos4: trickle down economic theory, bullshit or revelation?

grumpyolddude: admit it, back in the "good old days" things were never really that good, were they?

i wanna play

MacGnG: if you went back in time to medieval England and discovered a McDonald's restaurant just down the road from a knights castle, what would that be called?

No, Sion. I'm not the president of Xena's fan-club. I like strong women, not women that pretend they're strong.

I'm ready to be grilled.... ready to spill my guts... damn dirty rat that I am.

hey, sion; i'm back...

I'm in ....

I want to play!!!

The tragic thing is that THESE days will be remembered as "the good old days by billions of people.
To me, the best soft drink ever was the original Coca-cola in a 12 oz glass bottle. The 1960's gave us the best damn American cars, the REAL golden age of baseball, the most amazing advancement in musical culture ever, and the true revolution in thought, word and deed. Most culture since then has been weak mimicry.
I may have more comfort and convenience now, but MY good old days were the BEST old days.

Got another question?

...Olde McDonald's? lol

GSRIDER: imagine this scenario: a nice curvy mountain road. the speedo hits 110 as you come ripping out of the back end of a hard S curve, suddenly a dirty rat scurries out right in front of you. you lean hard, but end up plowing into the little bastard anyway. your front wheel starts that wobbling thing and you are sure you are going to bite it hard. you ease off the throttle and say a silent prayer of thanks that you chose to wear your helmet today. finally you manage to get the bike under control and pull over to let the shakes pass. your question: what do you think of leash laws?

uncle phil: what about your back?

bender: as in booze or spoons?

Fantasma: in the movie Fantasm, what the fuck was that little flying ball thingie with the blade on it called?

grumpyolddude: Trans Am or Z28? aw who gives a fuck about those Generic Motors jalopies, gimmie a 67 Shelby GT, right?

MacGnG: nice answer (although YE Olde MacDonald's would have been even funnier). I was looking for the word anachronism, but your answer works well enough. you may continue playing if you so desire.

my back is back, as well as that little piece on the side...

Yeah WTF... I'm in..........................

I'm...in...I...Think...

I think leash laws are great as long as the woman doesn't mind. Her knees may get sore after awhile too.

GM fucked up. Generation 1 Camaro and Firebird were awesome! They had a stability that could handle as much horsepower as you could throw at 'em. The team that designed the F body from then on belongs in jail. They foisted a squirrelly ass-ended rattle trap on us, and a million lame-o's bought into it!
Ford didn't do much better. 1968 was the last GREAT Mustang. The Mach 1 era was plagued with lousy production control, rotting frame horns and tie rods/ball joints better suited to baby buggies than muscle cars.
Yes, the 67 Shelby GT was/is classic. Personally, I'd like a '68 'Cuda convertible with a 340S Hurst package.

The questions are getting better. Gimme some more?

Grumpy
Old
Dude

i was kinda thinking something like that but yea lol :) ok do i get another question now or what happends?

uncle phil: "my back is back, as well as that little piece on the side..." so, phil, still shaving it?

Zooksport12: have you ever welded a beveled L joint?

cybermike: is your TFP nickname intentionally generic, or do you just lack imagination?

grumpyolddude: "Personally, I'd like a '68 'Cuda convertible with a 340S Hurst package." nice choice, although I kinda figured you for a GTO Judge man. so, what do you think of the 68 Shelby KR500 convertible? its my dream car, dont ya know.


MacGnG: what part of "you may continue playing if you so desire" did you not understand? ok, ignore the sarcastic comment and answer me this: why do they call it hamburger "helper" when it does just fine by itself?

It was a Hugh Jackman's australian testicle.

X-Men movie comes from it.

ask me again!

Fantasma: just what is a "huge ackman" anyway?