New and improved is game
 

Just like the old "is" game, in alphabeticle order.

example

Alaska is...

Big.


Ok

Art is..

weird

Eminem is..

Didn't take long for the rules to go right out the window there.
You gotta keep it alphabetical, slimshadee, which means your response should've began with a B.
So I'll continue from:
Art is Beautiful

Cockroaches are...

Dirty...

Europa is...

freaky

george lopez is..

...hung like william


izvestia is...

Journalistic

Krispy Kremes are...

luscious.

Masquerading is...

normal.

omnipotence is...

perfection

quitting is...

...giving up OR a wise choice (depending on what you're quitting)

outer space is....

rather difficult.

Smoking is...

a nasty habit that is hard to break.

A nasty habit is....

taboo in an armory.

uvulas are...

Vile.

Wood is

xylem, in part.

Yancy Thigpen is..

zany...? (dunno who yancy thigpen is)

air hockey is...

... better with beer.

The Carrock is...

(Yancy Thigpen was a wide receiver for the Bengals in the late 80's & early 90's, though I may be wrong about the position, team, and timing, but definitely a football player)

" dose two '64 chebbies bouncin' up an' down on da street, man..."


"every good boy deserves favor" is...

"da black and da white keys"!

Ebony and Ivory is...

???

...favorite Moody Blues album.

gamers that don't comprehend the rules are...

... hounded mercilessly by those who do.

Ingrown hairs are...

painfully irritating.

shiny objects are....

.....strangley fascinating, no matter what they are

fuzzy things are....

Just painful


Krusty the clown

... Laughs at danger (but keeps his health, life, and accident insurance paid up.)

My left gonad is...

Nuts


Orion is

... pissed off that no amount of polishing will take that nebula out of his sword.

Quiznos commercials are...

Really SUB par


Sugar

is Tasting...


...unsour, as is...

Vinegar

Wobbly

...is Xavier Gomez Cordozo after his fifth shot of mezcal.

Yams are...

Zippy good with lots of butter and cinnamon.
Anchovies, on the other hand, are yucky.

...agrees with LD. Anchovies are attrociously disgusting.

Broccoli however is quite...

green, and delicious with cheese and rice.

Car bumpers are

dumb, only because i like bicycles

enrique inglesias is...

... famous only because of his daddy.

Grapes are...

Here for wine

I'm gonna' have a glass now!

Just because it's GOOD for what ails ya!

Kelp wine, however, is...