a Superficial...
Twenty-four hundred and forty four tuba playing squirrels is...

/ Charlatan - you have to have the first letters of your replies in alphabetical order...I think that's why you were skipped earlier ;)

ungodly loud!!

Venus, goddes of love, is

...wildly insatiable.


xena the warrior princess, however, is...

(a) yummy, yodeling, yak dodging yeller.

Zinc is a mineral that is...

(sorry, I needed the definate article there...)

almost impossible to find in the wrinkles of my ass

Barely audible sounds that go bump in the night are...

Super fucking scary!

Washing your clothes in the septic tank is..

...creepy.


dead closet-monsters are...

...enormously not cool.

Fine-ass babes are...

...greedily eyeing my statuesque physique.


Happy penises...

...hardly ever droop.

Incredible vaginas are...

...invite greedy vaginas.


jack sprat, on the other hand, is...

kinda' hooked on lean!

Lean is....

...mean.


neanderthals are...

ostentaciously hairy

purity of mind and spirit is

quite impossible.

Keyboards with all food stuck under keys are...

relatively benign sources of extra calories throughout the day

staring at your best friend's mom in the shower is...

[oops i screwed up last time, my bad]

...terribly sick, unless she is young and hot.

Underwear on ones head is....

...very satisfying, as long as its your own underwear and the stripes are in the back

walking in the moonlight with devil is...

...a white man casting a red shadow.

An airplane that looks like a feminine massager is...

...a toy used by King Kong's wife.



An atomic wedgee is...

Xtreme exercise.

You have to remember that alphabetical is...

Z-A, reversed.

An Alpha Male Giraffe/Penguin genetically spliced beast is...

Baboon

Chlamydia

...damaging

Entropy is...

...fucked up, just like how I keep fucking up at this game.

Gilled turkeys are...

happy

indians

are

jocular people.

kilmanjaro is...

spelled wrong....


Electric cars are...

A, B...C, D...E, F...etc...

last located in Tanzania

middle eastern real estate is.......

not worth beach front propery in Ohio

Original sketches by a young Andy Warhol are...

...perfectly almost-normal.


quiet evenings at home are...

rare. rare indeed.

sesame seed buns covered in butter are...

...tasty.


undulating eels, on the other hand, are...

Vicious, nasty things that taste like chicken

Wynona Judd is....

...xenotropic.


yasmine bleeth, however, is...

zoo zoo petals hot x 10

About a Boy is..

a movie, I think?

AOL is...

What I use. :hmm:

The Breakfast Club is...

...better than About a Gnome.


californication is...