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dildongarific
estrogen-enhanced aspirin tablets are.... |
...fiscally unsound.
Geritol is... |
Hey, we're the only guys, but what the hey...
I'll go again...and being the only smurfette in town is... |
...just purple.
knowing you're purple is... |
like knowing that you're lavender, only stronger...
metabolic steroids are... |
Not only good for you, but tasty as well.
Old People are... |
Pure love gravy, without all the heat and spice.
Q-bert competitions on the original arcade stand alone games are... |
Really insane and filled with some of the most crazy smacktalk you could ever imagine. (its not cheating to speak redneck is it?)
Standing naked on a manhole is... |
...terribly exhibitionist.
undulating waves are... |
very hypnotic
a Water weenie is... |
X-tra fun to play with.........
Yougurt is....... |
...zany, when mixed with lucky charms.
acrobats are... |
blissfully bouyant and well-poised
candy-flavored jello is.. |
...dee-licious.
enemas are... |
fabricated easily from a toilet role and a ziplock bag full of salt water
glow-in-the-dark fingernail polish is... |
...hard on the back.
israeli door-gunners are... |
Chopper cops
A krispy kreme donut is... |
lusciously, lavished, glazed heaven.
David "L"ee Roth is... |
Quote:
Jackasses in disguise King Kong being remade is..... |
(thanks, i...)
...like fay wray turning back the clock. moby dick is... |
Cap'n Ahab's pet name for Ishmael...
Flick your Bic is... |
Quote:
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oops :lol:
ok, another try please??? NeverNeverland is.... |
only a few miles from jail...
Painting is... |
Quiet frustration at duplicating reality...
Reverend Jesse Jackson is... |
...well past his 15 minutes of fame.
Stuart Scott's lazy eye is... |
Quote:
Surely was never president worthy.. Total chaos is...... |
...usually the end result of anarchy.
virtual reality is... |
way over rated....
(oh shit-I get an X) X's in a box in Exhibition are... |
yawned upon.
zippidy-doo-dah is... |
... a nonsensical Disney phrase.
Anorexia is... |
Blatant stupidity.
Candy is... |
Decadent when eaten off any body part
Ever after is |
... fervent wishful thinking.
Grace notes are... ("Are" is equivalent to "is", right?) |
...hard on the little fingers.
intermezzo is... |
Ja-Rule's nickname for his handicapped squirrel
Khan is... |
...laughing his ass off from the grave.
manitoba is... |
...never going to earn the respect of the US.
Orkin Man is... |
Pest Control (but won't take my kids)
quacking is... |
...rhino noises.
Speeding is... |
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