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Liquor Dealer 03-12-2004 07:07 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by :::OshnSoul:::
....great!


math is...........

Eight is ....
Four and four. Four is...No that's FORE! is something you yell in
Golf! Golf is...

castex 03-12-2004 07:12 AM

...a good walk, spoiled.
Bush in 2004 is...

Liquor Dealer 03-12-2004 07:31 AM

one helluva' sight better than the alternative.

The alternative is...

Bill O'Rights 03-12-2004 07:48 AM

Better.

Condoms are...

grumpyolddude 03-12-2004 09:48 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Liquor Dealer
Eight is ....
Four and four. Four is...No that's FORE! is something you yell in
Golf! Golf is...

H arder than it looks on TV! However it is a great cure for

I nsomnia, which is...

03-12-2004 10:08 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Liquor Dealer
Eight is ....
Four and four. Four is...No that's FORE! is something you yell in
Golf! Golf is...

Why did you redo my post?

Liquor Dealer 03-12-2004 10:30 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by :::OshnSoul:::
Why did you redo my post?
ab
cd
ef
gh
ij

et cetera, I think we lost this somewhere.

uncle phil 03-12-2004 01:00 PM

...just the opposite of drowsy.


kinetic energy is...

mml 03-12-2004 03:40 PM

like potential energy.

Monkey brains...

03-12-2004 03:59 PM

Ooohhh, silly me, I get it. sorry...........

Quote:

Monkey brains...
Not too different from human brains.

Opposums........

Liquor Dealer 03-13-2004 10:20 AM

pounce on other animals who are
quietly minding their own business.

Business is...

uncle phil 03-15-2004 12:50 PM

"pounce on other animals who are
quietly minding their own business."


relaxing poolside.
sunburn is...

bundy 03-15-2004 01:01 PM

...a lifestyle choice.


peeling skin after bad sunburn is...

uncle phil 03-16-2004 01:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Liquor Dealer
ab
cd
ef
gh
ij

et cetera, I think we lost this somewhere.


Fly 03-16-2004 01:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by uncle phil
relaxing poolside.
sunburn is...



torture.

underwear is.........

uncle phil 03-16-2004 02:09 PM

...very nice on the right person in the right setting.


woolies are...

mml 03-16-2004 03:36 PM

x-rayed at the airport.

Y chromosomes are...

bernadette 03-16-2004 07:31 PM

Zuchinis afterall. Recent scientific studies haven proven it to be true.

Aloe is...

uncle phil 03-17-2004 01:04 PM

...balm to soothe that dry skin.


cacti, however, are...

mml 03-18-2004 09:29 AM

darn prickly.

Egg-salad sandwiches are...

uncle phil 03-18-2004 01:33 PM

...funny-looking without bread.


goulash is...

Mephex 03-18-2004 01:44 PM

... always better the next day.

A pomegranate is ...

txlovely 03-18-2004 01:55 PM

...a pain to try to eat because of all those damn seeds.

Self-help is...

mml 03-18-2004 03:49 PM

overrated.

Free advice is...

Mephex 03-18-2004 03:56 PM

... never free.

Canned air is ...

uncle phil 03-18-2004 03:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Liquor Dealer
ab
cd
ef
gh
ij

et cetera, I think we lost this somewhere.


Mephex 03-19-2004 09:54 AM

( since i derailed this train *SORRY* )

... horrible with too much ketchup.

An igloo is ...

uncle phil 03-19-2004 12:40 PM

...just too cold for me.


karaoke is...

kulrblind 03-19-2004 12:41 PM

laughing while you're singing
menopause is...

Bobaphat 03-19-2004 12:59 PM

Not much fun from what I have seen and heard

Opium is...

Mephex 03-19-2004 02:29 PM

... poisonous, however the ancient Egyptians, Persians and Greeks all understood it to be a "destroyer of grief" and pain.

Quixtar is ...

Liquor Dealer 03-28-2004 07:03 AM

is another pyramid scheme from Amway.

Amway is...(and try to keep it clean!)

bernadette 03-28-2004 10:19 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mephex
Quixtar is ...
<i>R</i>eally not a good scheme to be involved in.

Sundays mornings however are....



Liquor Dealer 03-29-2004 07:26 AM

(Sorry 'bout the FU!)

time for sleepin' in...

Unless You have to work and workin' on Sunday is...

txlovely 03-29-2004 08:03 AM

...sadly the norm since the Blue Laws were revoked.

Blue laws are...

iamtheone 03-29-2004 08:31 AM

violet.......

whale watching causes......

NoLa 03-29-2004 10:43 AM

...intense emotions

the ocean...

Liquor Dealer 03-29-2004 02:17 PM

facinates me.

Facination is...

bernadette 03-29-2004 02:58 PM

<small>not sure i've personally ever experienced a <i><b>violet</b></i> sunday morning, but it's not to say that iamtheone hasnt.</small>

Quote:

Originally posted by iamtheone
violet.......

whale watching causes......

...<b>X</b>erophyte to once again survive on neglect.

<b>Y</b>uppies are...

bundy 03-29-2004 11:53 PM

...not even close to being as cute as puppies.


Hello Kitty is...


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