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Four and four. Four is...No that's FORE! is something you yell in Golf! Golf is... |
...a good walk, spoiled.
Bush in 2004 is... |
one helluva' sight better than the alternative.
The alternative is... |
Better.
Condoms are... |
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I nsomnia, which is... |
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cd ef gh ij et cetera, I think we lost this somewhere. |
...just the opposite of drowsy.
kinetic energy is... |
like potential energy.
Monkey brains... |
Ooohhh, silly me, I get it. sorry...........
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Opposums........ |
pounce on other animals who are
quietly minding their own business. Business is... |
"pounce on other animals who are
quietly minding their own business." relaxing poolside. sunburn is... |
...a lifestyle choice.
peeling skin after bad sunburn is... |
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torture. underwear is......... |
...very nice on the right person in the right setting.
woolies are... |
x-rayed at the airport.
Y chromosomes are... |
Zuchinis afterall. Recent scientific studies haven proven it to be true.
Aloe is... |
...balm to soothe that dry skin.
cacti, however, are... |
darn prickly.
Egg-salad sandwiches are... |
...funny-looking without bread.
goulash is... |
... always better the next day.
A pomegranate is ... |
...a pain to try to eat because of all those damn seeds.
Self-help is... |
overrated.
Free advice is... |
... never free.
Canned air is ... |
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( since i derailed this train *SORRY* )
... horrible with too much ketchup. An igloo is ... |
...just too cold for me.
karaoke is... |
laughing while you're singing
menopause is... |
Not much fun from what I have seen and heard
Opium is... |
... poisonous, however the ancient Egyptians, Persians and Greeks all understood it to be a "destroyer of grief" and pain.
Quixtar is ... |
is another pyramid scheme from Amway.
Amway is...(and try to keep it clean!) |
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Sundays mornings however are.... |
(Sorry 'bout the FU!)
time for sleepin' in... Unless You have to work and workin' on Sunday is... |
...sadly the norm since the Blue Laws were revoked.
Blue laws are... |
violet.......
whale watching causes...... |
...intense emotions
the ocean... |
facinates me.
Facination is... |
<small>not sure i've personally ever experienced a <i><b>violet</b></i> sunday morning, but it's not to say that iamtheone hasnt.</small>
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<b>Y</b>uppies are... |
...not even close to being as cute as puppies.
Hello Kitty is... |
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