|
...less pleasant that a tequila enema.
Mescal is.. |
...nasty unless the worm is dead.
ouzo, though, is... |
Pretty fun to say...
Quickly, unless you... |
remember that sticky sweet taste of anise.
Scotch, on the other hand is... |
Ten thousand times better than anything Greece or Mexico has to offer the world in this day and age, with the possible exception of Selma Hayek.
Underwear sent through the mail is... |
...vicious if the seal is broken on the package.
WET underwear sent through the mail is... |
X-rated but
Y'all knew that anyhow! |
Zaphod Beeblebrox is...
|
Aweful
Because |
Crime simply doesn't
Pay! |
Dear Liquor Dealer, the next letter was suppose to be "D"...
Everyone still loves you bunches anyway, because... |
...flatulence is not one of your greater attributes.
green clouds in the bathroom, however, are... |
...called <b>astroclouds</b>!!! *snickers wickedly*
a nun, a priest & a rabbi walk into a convenient store and they are... |
Having trouble with the clerk who has very little English..
In defense of the clerk he is... |
<b>J</b>ust as guilty of not paying attention as the liquor dealer two shops over.
<small>(i can't believe i did that... ok, yeah i can! d'oh...)</small> <b>K</b>eep in mind that... |
Liquor was quicker than
Mary though it would be - Candy perhaps is... |
<b>N</b>ecessary to revive Mary.
<b>O</b>nly Mary's hairdresser knows which... |
peanut is guilty.
Quintessentially, Mary's favorite liquor is... |
Rum. It make Mary go RRRRRRRRRRRR!
Sometimes when Mary drinks rum she even... |
teams up with Astrocloud.
Under Asto's loving protection, Mary is |
Violated,
When, suddenly, she is saved by |
xena, the warrior princess.
You really think this is |
.....one of the most interesting games in here.
Hearing a ticking clock is........ |
Quote:
Affectionately Mary says... |
big butts are llikeable,
cause there is.. |
definitely more to hold
except sometimes more is... |
far too much,
good enough for some people is... |
Heaven for a few!
I've been close a couple of times but is... |
Jealousy of those who've embraced the big luscious bootay more often that makes me sob.
Kinky stuff happens when... |
Lovely pink stuff meets up with a love
Muscle that is... |
Not too big and not too small, and
Obviously people think... |
Pussy is the greatest thing since bottled milk!
Quite obviously, it is... |
redundant to say that...
some pussy is... |
tasty..........
unless of course....... |
...vito says it's underdone.
walnuts are... |
x-rated.
Yak meat is... |
Zesty when served with the right amount of fresh ground pepper
Adam West is.... |
Batman!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cesar Romero played... |
in Dinner at Eight!
Eight is... |
....great!
math is........... |
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