theguyondacouch

i just cut meatloaf with my id. jesus christ this is good meatloaf

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bundy

are you a fan of Stones Green Ginger Wine??

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theguyondacouch

Wha???

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Jephree

I love meatloaf too! Of course, like everyone else says, "my mother makes the best meatloaf."

But yo, Jesus' name in vain over it?!?!?

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Fremen

stoners:

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Fly

now you're talkin'.......




*heads off to light one up.*

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bundy

hey fremen, i made heaps of those little suckers many many years ago.
jesus christ, i think i still have a bunch of those guys living out in my yard somewhere.


/braves the 40C heat outside (actually thats a lie, todays the first in ages thats actually decent) to find them...


**edit...

Holy Mother of God - I FOUND ONE!!!

now i have a new computer mascot.

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Fly

DUDE.............RELAX.............it'll be okay man.


show us what you got man.........

(and i don't mean your johnson.)

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bundy

good call fly, jack johnson.
perfect relaxing music.

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Fly

you are soooooooooooo right.....


just recently diggin' this dude.....him and ben harper are blowin' me away lately.

good shit....

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Fremen

bundy, do you mean polished stones, or do you mean polished stones with itty-bitty eyes glued on them?



I bought a rock tumbler kit last year, and halfway through the first batch, I finally got fed up.
It has three steps to the process, and the first step is 2 weeks, 24/7, of constant turning and tumbling and headache producing grindage.
There was nowhere I could put it so that I couldn't hear it.
*arghhhhhhhhhhhhh!*

I finally ended up buying a bag of polished stones at Winn Dixie for a buck ninety-five.

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bundy

yeah, i meant just glueing little eyes on rocks.
i don't remember a polishing process... so i guess they were from the shop as well.

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silent_jay

thats some mellow shit for when you're inebrieated,saw Ben Harper on Austin City Limits a few weeks ago fuckin great, try Sublime, if you haven't heard it flyman get the song "smoke two joints", i live by that song with a few more thrown in.

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xim

last night I was hitting the bong in the front yard and I left it on the porch to come in and scope out the house before I just brought it in through my living room. So I decide I'm thirsty and I get out the old Soymilk but there is too much crap on the counter to put the carton down so I start cleaning and then I end up heating up a bunch of pizza roles and I go sit down next to my dad in the back room eating them. And then he says "you got a package today its on the porch". <b> And I send him to the porch to get my package</b>. He comes back, gives me my package and says "By the way, why is there drug stuff on the porch?"

the end

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Astrocloud

No more stoner for me... Alas it's just not "my thing"...

(But the next time it will be good. Oh yes it will be good.)

Fly

dude...........got 'em all.....and a few years ago i might add.

pipe?..............what pipe!!!you said it was a bong man

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bernadette

busted

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silent_jay

sweet i've loved Sublime for awhile, too bad their singer got all fucked up on that bad shit, he should of just stuck with the green stuff.

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skier

Best. Story. Ever.

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Ishmal

isn't it funny...

i been smoking at least once a week(often more like one sesh a nite) since Febuary...

and only last nite i realised i'm a stoner...

hmmm... might have to cut down a bit...

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yasnooze

i quit smoking, but i'll never quit weed, that's just plain stupid :P

Bacchanal

I've actually fucked up Ramen noodles while high. I didn't think that was possible.

Those were the days. They soon shall be again.

theguyondacouch

You're not the only one. Did your noodles catch fire too?

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feelgood

Man, I've experienced a wide variety of things while stoned:

- Ran through the field naked
- Ate like there was no tomorrow
- Had burnt toast, even though, it was black (hey, I was hungry!)
- Fought with myself in the mirror
- Saw aliens dancing outside of the hot tub or car
- Wondered if I really got wacked in the head with a 2x4
- Posted all kinds of crazy shit on TFP that made no sense

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Bacchanal

HAHA no. The water boiled long enough that it was completely gone by the time I noticed it. The noodles were still semi-wet, and all kinds of stuck to the pot they were in.

They tasted like shit too.

eMOTIONal20

I remember dipping cheddar cheese into sour cream and eating it while I was high.

Delicious.

I also went to school high one time. Civics class was quite interesting.

Those were the days....

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Ballzor

Friend of mine got blazed and wanted some chicken soup. But you see when your high you cant just cut the plastic wrapping and get the individual can out, oh no. It takes a keen eye and a truly gifted individual like my friend to use a lighter to burn throught the plastic, ignite a basket of clothes and burn through a pantry.

My experiences are a little more tame
- Fall through a 2nd story window.
- Lock myself in a closet
- Break into a hotel room
- Go through fast food window backwards (by accident, but just had to go with it)

Anyone else order like 6 times as much food at restaurants while your blazed?

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bernadette

you are a poster child for why the right winged narrow minded refuse to legalize this stuff for the dying people in great pain.

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Ballzor

Ouch, if it helps I am one of those Right Wing Narrow Minded fucks that dont think this stuff should be legalized for dying people in great pain... if that makes any sense. hypocritical yes, stupid yes.

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feelgood

You're not the only one...I once ordered 4 cheeseburger, 2 big mac, 2 supersize fries and a large coke at macdonalds.

A friend ordered 2 triple burger, 2 chicken nuggets, a large coke, a large milkshake, and 2 fries at Wendy that same night

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Beccarain

OMG, I didn't think it was possible either

Reading this thread reminded me of a time long ago in a land far away . . .

Here's my BUSTED story:

When I was in high school I was sunning on our patio and had my happy stash outside with me. The phone rang, I went inside to answer it, and completely forgot about my stash until later. I looked but could not find it. I shrugged and went on with life.

Fast forward a few years, one day my mom asks if I remember leaving my stash bowl on the back patio a few years ago. I wasn't sure how to respond until I saw her smile. Then, she tells me she is so sorry, when she found it she gave it to some of her co-workers because at that time she thought it was "bad news" (after she divorced my father and started to live, she learned otherwise.) Then, she hands me a joint with the words "happy birthday" written on it, from my step dad. It was good stuff btw

Do I have a cool mom, or what?

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feelgood

You. Lucky. Bastard.

If my parent did that, they'll hang me like I broke one of the commandents

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ariekitten

my dad was a stoner back in his days in 'Nam, but he does not condone it, in fact if he knew it was a pasttime of mine, he would probably give me a huge lecture about it. but definitely is a fun experience everytime i try it.

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pinkie

Hahahaha... WORD.

bernadette

and you are the sort that would beg from your death bed for legalization if this was the only means to alleviate your agonizing torturous dying pain, right?

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Fly

bernie baby.........decriminalize not legalize.......



otherwise,that'd be me too......

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bernadette

what's wrong with legalizing it?

ffs, booze is legal...

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feelgood

If I'm mistaken, legalizing it would allow users to acquire large quantities of drug while decriminalizing would reduce the penalty involved in possession of weed. For example, right now, if I get caught with...2 gram, I get arrested. If it gets decriminalized, I won't get arrested but I'll be arrested with 50 ounce of weed which would be nice to have

Booze is legal but it isn't legal to have a huge freaking quantity of it, enough to drink yourself to death.

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bernadette

how do people manage to drink their selves to death if it's illegal to have that much?
it really doesn't take a warehouse of booze to drink one's self to death. in fact you or i could go to any grocery or liquor store & purchase more than enough to both you & me & a few others kill ourselves in one dedicated booze fest.

but decriminalizing weed for those in dire pain would suffice nicely in my book.
i actually quit being a stoner about 5-6 years ago... so no skin off my back, y'know.
but if it could help my grandmother, i'd like her to get her buzz on with no fear of the law.

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Fly

that's the ticket bernie.......no penalties.

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