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last night I was hitting the bong in the front yard and I left it on the porch to come in and scope out the house before I just brought it in through my living room. So I decide I'm thirsty and I get out the old Soymilk but there is too much crap on the counter to put the carton down so I start cleaning and then I end up heating up a bunch of pizza roles and I go sit down next to my dad in the back room eating them. And then he says "you got a package today its on the porch". <b> And I send him to the porch to get my package</b>. He comes back, gives me my package and says "By the way, why is there drug stuff on the porch?"
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