Man, I've experienced a wide variety of things while stoned:
- Ran through the field naked
- Ate like there was no tomorrow
- Had burnt toast, even though, it was black (hey, I was hungry!)
- Fought with myself in the mirror
- Saw aliens dancing outside of the hot tub or car
- Wondered if I really got wacked in the head with a 2x4
- Posted all kinds of crazy shit on TFP that made no sense
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Looking out the window, that's an act of war. Staring at my shoes, that's an act of war. Committing an act of war? Oh you better believe that's an act of war
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