wow.

Silent Jay, exactly who is it thats had sticks shoved up their asses?

and how exactly can Fly help in this situation?

Halt! Who goes there?

Well at least fly has a sense of humour about things that are typed here even if they are right out to lunch, and I enjoy what he contributes to the conversation of joke whatever it may be called.

Not exactly people with sticks up their asses (at least no need to name names), but maybe they forgot to take the hanger out of the shirt, loosen up a little stop being so sensitive it's pathetic, I made a comment about a movie I Love Gooooooold and next thing you know I get "my friend was T-Boned by some guy who looks like fat bastard" Do you actually think I knew this, oh my John Edwards powers are coming back just playing (if he's white and fat chances are he looks like fat bastard) and like I said before Goldmember said I Love Goooooooold not Fat Bastard.

In conclusion I think that sillygirl should be the one to pick the topic seeing as she has the most disaggreements about what is typed and discussed, not that I really care, I'll still type UDAY and QUSAY and if people don't find them funny, I really don't give a shit, my humour is more to shock people than make them laugh.heheh

Peace

Like it would shock someone if it was said that I would eat the corn out of Elisha Cuthberts shit, I really really would. she will be mine, oh yes she will.

Peace

smoke 2 joints in the morning, smoke 2 joints at night, smoke 2 joints in the afternoon cause it makes you feel alright

Dude. Jay. Take a chill pill. *offers pills*

I didn't get pissy about anything. If you wanted pissy, you should've seen me at the hospital at about 4 am after sitting there for God knows how long. :p He's fine, by the way.

And if I'm supposed to pick the topic now, howbout we talk about how Jay has a stick up HIS butt? Sheesh, man, what's up lately?

no need for chill pills, would you like some hydroxycut maybe?naw just playin!! well considering anything that I seem to type in lateley is either not funny according to you or it hits a nerve, I mean if I type in good morning it might hit a nerve because you haven't had a good day.

Your topic really makes no sense considering you don't actually know me (unless chatting is considered knowing), and if you did you'd see there is no stick (maybe a ferrett, but no stick) up there I'm quite laid back and relaxed, and only get bitter with stupid people. So there ya go Jay isn't bitter there's no stick up my ass.
I'm as happy as a pig in shit.

Glad to hear your friend is fine, hope he makes a full recovery.

not much, how about you? been doing well?

to go w/ your sublime tune.....


"What I Got"

Early in the morning, risin' to the street
Light me up that cigarette and I strap shoes on my feet
Got to find a reason, a reason things went wrong
Got to find a reason why my money's all gone

I got a dalmation, and I can still get high
I can play the guitar like a mother fucking riot
Life is (too short), so love the one you got
Cause you might get runover or you might get shot

Never had to battle with no bulletproof vest
Never start no static I just get it off my chest
Take a small example, take a tip from me
Take all of your money, give it all to charity
Love is what I got
It's within my reach

And the Sublime style's still straight from Long Beach
It all comes back to you, you'll finally get what you deserve
Try and test that you're bound to get served
Love's what I got
Don't start a riot
You'll feel it when the dance gets hot

Lovin', is what I got, I said remember that
Lovin', is what I got, I said remember that

(That's) why I don't cry when my dog runs away
I don't get angry at the bills I have to pay
I don't get angry when my Mom smokes pot
Hits the bottle and goes right to the rock
Fuckin' and fightin', it's all the same
Livin' with Louie dog's the only way to stay sane
Let the lovin', let the lovin' come back to me

Lovin', is what I got, I said remember that
Lovin', is what I got, I said remember that

Lovin', is what I got, I said remember that
Lovin', is what I got, I said remember that

Lovin', is what I got, I said remember that
Lovin', is what I got, I said remember that

Lovin', is what I got, I said remember that
Lovin', is what I got, I got I got I got I...got


*sorry phil....not tryin' to step on the mystro's toes*

*and i know mystro is spelled wrong*

I've been doing really well, Jay. It's just been a busy week. I got a schedule change at work, so now I'll be up when the normal people are awake. :)


I hope that ferret doesn't bite you while he's up there. :p

good job fly

naw he's pretty tame, his name is Tiddlywinks

i knew you had a ferret in your ass...........'cept i woulda called it a SHE...........not a he

he likes guys in his ass:D

This thread always makes me smile in the morning.... I think this is the official looney bin of the TFP. :p

What are y'all making fun of poor Tiddlywinks for? it is a she, not a he, no I don't like guys in my ass, and your lucky people can't get hit through a computer or you'd be getting it. (just joking dude you know that) Can I be the ring leader of the looney bin I wanna fuck Bea Arthur is that not looney enough

you should be in a home for wanting to fuck Bea Arthur!

i totally agree.......

Get off poor old Bea, pigs need lovin too



as do sheep BAAAABAAAA

why do people love farm animals so much?


haha!

Jay I'm gonna buy you some rubber boots.

not all farm animals just those sexy sexy sheep mmmmmmmm i gotta go find a farm with sheep, ah on the way to the frew wooo hoooo look out sheep here I come, I'm sure rideough will be along for the trip he loves the sheep. mmmmmmmmmmmmsexy sheep mmmmmmmmmmmmm

thanks, the size of this thing between my legs it'll take a boot to cover it, the regular condoms just don't work, when you get this big you gotta improvise, and hey if the boot fits use it.

:hmm:

you said it not me. I merely used my imagination to think what you might of possibly wanted to buy me rubber boots for and that is what I came up with. I have a pretty active imagination don't I? hehehehe

I RULE

PS- Are you using the work computers to access TFP naughty naughty.

Yes, yes I am. But ya know what? I get paid to look at porn all day. So I could be in Wayside and I wouldn't get in trouble. :p

I know it's stupid. I can messageboard all I want (our email system just went down so all I have to do is take phone calls) but I can't chat. *sigh* gayness.

shitty no chatting, but at least there is porn, although looking at it all day might be a bit much unless there is some weird and funny shit to look at.

Yeah. I hate porn.

funny weird porn is cool

Um. You try having to watch boys in pantyhose prance around... it's just wrong, I tell you....

Hmmm - while I fancy myself an open-minded liberal, you are right - It's just wrong!

You finally found those photos of flyman and bundy? :lol:

I like sheep too...especially sheep who dress up like Blanche Dubois!...that dirty girl!

very very wrong
you're not that picky about your sheep, any sheep will do. The same way you are with your roosters rideough any cock'll do heheeh instead of cock'll doodle doo. just playin dude

at it again eh joe?


your day will come my friend,your day will come.:D

you might want to try Harrowsmith


thats farmer land:D

You guys worry me.

hey Im not the sheep fucker....im just telling him where to go!

Still, I'm allowed to be worried, no?

worry about jay:D

Je ne veux pas avoir le sexe avec un mouton

I know there's a less formal way to say it, but meh.

And yes, PT, I worry about him every day

Well, it took some digging, but I knew our friends bundy and the fly used to, ummm, prance.

http://img4.photobucket.com/albums/0...yhose_boys.jpg

They do make a swell 'team', wouldn't you say?