The princess was breathless, speechless. She gently touched the prince's face, seeing the tenderness in his eyes, wondering what he'd been through all these years. "Is it really you?" she quietly asks him, trembling as she felt his warm arms wrap her in a loving embrace.

"Damn right it's me, bitch," said the Prince."Now make me a ham sandwitch before I cap your ass." At this the Prince's posse burst forth into the room flailing their 9mm's in the air.

:eek:





The prince soon came to his senses when he realized that if his damsel and her dog were harmed at all, his life would be ruined.

So he quickly took it back and held the girl in his arms as he professed his undying love.

"Now hear this, bitch," said the Prince in a warm, loving tone,"i want you and your dog outa my crib before dawn or my home boys are gonna tear your ass up!"The Princess was shocked. The Prince saw the Princess was shocked. The Prince didn't care, for the Prince was a thug.

can the prince smoke a blunt?

The Prince can smoke not 1 but 2, count 'em 2, blunts.

stash, are you engaged to vanden?

since i have no idea who vanden is, i would have to say no

Is this The princess and the pee?

Er, where I am? What has happened to me? I have no idea where those such awful words came from my princess. Do forgive me for I have failed you. I am not worth your love, your caress, your warmth. Go, go be with the one who loves you........

The Prince thinks to himself quietly: I knew I shouldn't ah smoked that philly for I came up in this bitch...... Princess almost caught me straight trippin' G. I needs to keep that shit on the down low ya hear. I gots to work that shit man'g

"My dear, can you ever forgive me?" says the Prince to his beautiful madden....... The Princess replies................

"No, I will not forgive you, for I know what vile thoughts you have, and you are no longer deserving of my trust. Leave my house this moment, and let me love someone who will willingly and honestly return MY love." And with that, the prince left the house forever, leaving the princess to lead a happy life without him.

Gooooooood night...Haha, once again, i win!!!

you guys say i'm strange!

I win.

at lwast out weird shit never involves a story such as this, still throwin them pillows rideough? I know you are

that's because you are strange. But we never said we aren't :p

No you don't

moi gagner

No you don't
WE win

me?

WE win :p I might just stop letting you and me win, and then Rideough and I can win :p

what about me?

I have Won
You all can stop posting now.

I'm in!

A new alliance has been formed

sup peeps. Man, I thought I had this thread in the bag last night...... How is everyone's weekend thus far?

hey sillygirl if you want a window licker like rideough for a partner giver, the kids never won anything in his life and I doubt he'll start witht this.

losers.......all of you....losers...

not I

even though i declared that this thead would go nowhere... i can take some comfort in the current lead that i now have in this little competition.

that'd be little comfort eh?

Well, boys. No matter what, I win. :)

is that because you're perfect, or because you're falling, sillygirl?

Well, that depends on who you ask, I suppose. ;)

sillygirl..........perfect...................hahahahahahaha

you guys should let me win.

i'm the one who put the fuckin' pantyhose on.

*no respect eh*

What's up with you lately, Jay? Pickin' on me and all... Imma go cry now!


Flyman, you can join the winner's circle. Since Jay's being mean to me, you, me and Rideough can win. :)

Uh, you guys most have not gotten the memo..... Nah ha I win.

oh, and I get a flogging too. Jealous?

man. I'm still a rookie.. Long way to go and a short time to get there..

Posting here won't help :-p

I agree flyman, you should get the win.