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Crack · 11-19-2003, 03:26 PM

Are you tired of living in the socitity as it stands today?
Do you wish to live in a different place, or time far away from cars. stress, and moronic assholes?
Do you want to wear pointy ears?

HEAR MY CALL!
I am joining together a band of rugged adventurers to start a new civilization, loosely based on the city of Rivendell from the J.R.R Toiken Clasic The Lord Of The Rings!

Together we will build a thriving city deep in the forest of... somewhere... yet to be determined.
If you feel you are up to this challenge, drop me a line here and I will assertain if you have the skill and desire to become a part of this soon to be legendary undertaking.
~Crack

P.S. also, I am taking suggestions for the name of this city at this time, so act fact and get in on the groud floor!

bundy · 11-19-2003, 04:51 PM

dude,
is this guy going to be there?

if he is, then count me in.

Crack · 11-19-2003, 05:03 PM

I will consider everyone on a case by case basis, and from the picture, I can give it a probabilty rating (of 1-10, 10 being yes, and 1 being no) of goat. Although, our soon to be legendary undertaking will need a whipping boy... I will give it more thought...hmmmmmmmmmmmm.. nope, I will have to go with my first instinct of goat.

Giant Hamburger · 11-19-2003, 07:31 PM

Hail Citizen!

I might like to visit. Do you allow my kind to stroll gaily down your leafy boulevards? I might enjoy the perfumed air and the tinkling of Elven laughter for a day or so from time to time. Perhaps I could summer there when the heat index indicates discomfort. Allow this post to represent my application for a tour.
Prepare your most delicate landau to facilitate my inspection.
-GH

Munku · 11-19-2003, 08:14 PM

I thought there wasn't going to be any more hordes? Hmmph!

Sapper · 11-20-2003, 06:28 AM

Lol. D&D nerd.

It's ok .. I play too

shalafi · 11-20-2003, 07:50 AM

I think you should call it Bob.

Crack · 11-20-2003, 02:33 PM

Giant Hamburger, I will be opening up the gates to our city to anyone who would like to visit, the only stipulation will be that first time visitors will have to wear name tags, sorry, no exceptions! And for the reccord, this is not a "horde" this is a legendary undertaking! Come on now people, how many times do I have to keep repeating those two words?
I will consider your suggestion shalafi, bob is a fine name for a goat or a mock elvish city... I will have to give this name more thought; Hmmmmmmmmm, nope, it's a name for a goat.
Thanks!
~Crack

ickma · 11-21-2003, 09:16 PM

I'm thinking of Ickmaland or Ickmaville. something with me in it because everything is much better that way. I at least want a park with my name on it. Oh and I also want to join. Is this a BYOB event?

Sion · 11-23-2003, 09:23 AM

I have much desire to retire in your soon to be founded Elvish haven. I am not of the Elven kind, however. I am a halfling (of prodigious size - I am as big as many humans) and I am quite fond of all things Elven. I am called Puric in my homeland, and my toes are indeed quite hairy.

Fly · 11-23-2003, 10:03 AM

i just wanna watch for awhile.

is that cool?

Amarth · 11-23-2003, 01:13 PM

OHH OHH MEE! I can hear things and i live a long time and stuff. I'm like elvish or something (plus I know how to shoot a bow like a demon). And I think we should call te city Estel (= holy land in Elvish).

Elegant Holmes · 11-24-2003, 09:13 AM

Will there be Barbeque? Do we hafta eat elvish food?

Crack · 11-24-2003, 02:41 PM

There will be barbeque, and General Tso's Chicken, and whatever else you might want. Amarth, Estel is indeed a great name for a elvish-like city, but I kinda had my hopes set on Denver.. I will open it up for discussion.

Bob Biter · 11-24-2003, 05:14 PM

I agree that "Bob" is a terrific name for such an excellent undertaking. It's simple, yet catchy. People will be drawn from the darkest reaches of... of... uh... Mordor... yeah... to partake of the riches and beauty of this great city. I would be glad to be a part of it and take up the role of Lush In Chief. Indeed, my tanking, chugging, hoisting and boot & rally skills are honed to perfection and your city will gain much character by my presence alone. In the very least, it will thin tourist traffic to a more manageable level.

pocon1 · 11-24-2003, 06:35 PM

I will visit, but only if the damn elves don't sing. I hate elves singing. They are always going on with some mopey tune from 1000 years ago. If I hear one more elf singing, I am going to grab him by his pointy ears and drown his head in a bucket of piss! So, when can I visit?

Tophat665 · 11-29-2003, 01:15 PM

Hmm, you know, South central is up for grabs again. Better snap that one up before some other ethnic enclave does, though you might want to hold out for Neverland. I figure that'll be on the market in not too long.

Ponté Aeriae could be another good name, or Nerdoiran, or San Fransisco.

grumpyolddude · 11-29-2003, 01:37 PM

Maybe you could live in a hollow tree and make cookies and wafers to sell to us humans.

Nah, it would never work.

11-19-2003, 03:26 PM	#1 (permalink)
Crack Misanthropic Location: Ohio! yay!	Elven Stronghold (Act Fast!) Are you tired of living in the socitity as it stands today? Do you wish to live in a different place, or time far away from cars. stress, and moronic assholes? Do you want to wear pointy ears? HEAR MY CALL! I am joining together a band of rugged adventurers to start a new civilization, loosely based on the city of Rivendell from the J.R.R Toiken Clasic The Lord Of The Rings! Together we will build a thriving city deep in the forest of... somewhere... yet to be determined. If you feel you are up to this challenge, drop me a line here and I will assertain if you have the skill and desire to become a part of this soon to be legendary undertaking. ~Crack P.S. also, I am taking suggestions for the name of this city at this time, so act fact and get in on the groud floor! __________________ Crack, you and I are long overdue for a vicious bout of mansex. ~Halx

11-19-2003, 04:51 PM	#2 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	dude, is this guy going to be there? if he is, then count me in. __________________ Ohayo!!!

11-19-2003, 05:03 PM	#3 (permalink)
Crack Misanthropic Location: Ohio! yay!	I will consider everyone on a case by case basis, and from the picture, I can give it a probabilty rating (of 1-10, 10 being yes, and 1 being no) of goat. Although, our soon to be legendary undertaking will need a whipping boy... I will give it more thought...hmmmmmmmmmmmm.. nope, I will have to go with my first instinct of goat. __________________ Crack, you and I are long overdue for a vicious bout of mansex. ~Halx

11-20-2003, 06:28 AM	#6 (permalink)
Sapper Insane Location: The Internet	Lol. D&D nerd. It's ok .. I play too __________________ rm -f /bin/laden

11-20-2003, 02:33 PM	#8 (permalink)
Crack Misanthropic Location: Ohio! yay!	Giant Hamburger, I will be opening up the gates to our city to anyone who would like to visit, the only stipulation will be that first time visitors will have to wear name tags, sorry, no exceptions! And for the reccord, this is not a "horde" this is a legendary undertaking! Come on now people, how many times do I have to keep repeating those two words? I will consider your suggestion shalafi, bob is a fine name for a goat or a mock elvish city... I will have to give this name more thought; Hmmmmmmmmm, nope, it's a name for a goat. Thanks! ~Crack __________________ Crack, you and I are long overdue for a vicious bout of mansex. ~Halx

11-19-2003, 07:31 PM	#4 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	Hail Citizen! I might like to visit. Do you allow my kind to stroll gaily down your leafy boulevards? I might enjoy the perfumed air and the tinkling of Elven laughter for a day or so from time to time. Perhaps I could summer there when the heat index indicates discomfort. Allow this post to represent my application for a tour. Prepare your most delicate landau to facilitate my inspection. -GH

11-19-2003, 08:14 PM	#5 (permalink)
Munku Lost Location: Florida	I thought there wasn't going to be any more hordes? Hmmph!

11-20-2003, 07:50 AM	#7 (permalink)
shalafi ARRRRRRRRRR Location: Stuart, Florida	I think you should call it Bob.

11-21-2003, 09:16 PM	#9 (permalink)
ickma Insane Location: Toronto	I'm thinking of Ickmaland or Ickmaville. something with me in it because everything is much better that way. I at least want a park with my name on it. Oh and I also want to join. Is this a BYOB event?

11-23-2003, 09:23 AM	#10 (permalink)
Sion Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.	I have much desire to retire in your soon to be founded Elvish haven. I am not of the Elven kind, however. I am a halfling (of prodigious size - I am as big as many humans) and I am quite fond of all things Elven. I am called Puric in my homeland, and my toes are indeed quite hairy. __________________ He's the best, of course, of all the worst. Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

11-23-2003, 10:03 AM	#11 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	i just wanna watch for awhile. is that cool? __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

11-23-2003, 01:13 PM	#12 (permalink)
Amarth Loser Location: About 50,000 feet in the air... oh shit.	OHH OHH MEE! I can hear things and i live a long time and stuff. I'm like elvish or something (plus I know how to shoot a bow like a demon). And I think we should call te city Estel (= holy land in Elvish).

11-24-2003, 09:13 AM	#13 (permalink)
Elegant Holmes Crazy Location: "TX"	Will there be Barbeque? Do we hafta eat elvish food?

11-24-2003, 02:41 PM	#14 (permalink)
Crack Misanthropic Location: Ohio! yay!	There will be barbeque, and General Tso's Chicken, and whatever else you might want. Amarth, Estel is indeed a great name for a elvish-like city, but I kinda had my hopes set on Denver.. I will open it up for discussion. __________________ Crack, you and I are long overdue for a vicious bout of mansex. ~Halx

11-24-2003, 05:14 PM	#15 (permalink)
Bob Biter Non-smokers die everyday Location: Montreal	I agree that "Bob" is a terrific name for such an excellent undertaking. It's simple, yet catchy. People will be drawn from the darkest reaches of... of... uh... Mordor... yeah... to partake of the riches and beauty of this great city. I would be glad to be a part of it and take up the role of Lush In Chief. Indeed, my tanking, chugging, hoisting and boot & rally skills are honed to perfection and your city will gain much character by my presence alone. In the very least, it will thin tourist traffic to a more manageable level. __________________ A plan is just a list of things that don't happen.

11-24-2003, 06:35 PM	#16 (permalink)
pocon1 Banned	I will visit, but only if the damn elves don't sing. I hate elves singing. They are always going on with some mopey tune from 1000 years ago. If I hear one more elf singing, I am going to grab him by his pointy ears and drown his head in a bucket of piss! So, when can I visit?

11-29-2003, 01:15 PM	#17 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	Hmm, you know, South central is up for grabs again. Better snap that one up before some other ethnic enclave does, though you might want to hold out for Neverland. I figure that'll be on the market in not too long. Ponté Aeriae could be another good name, or Nerdoiran, or San Fransisco. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

11-29-2003, 01:37 PM	#18 (permalink)
grumpyolddude Deliberately unfocused Location: Amazon.com and CDBaby	Maybe you could live in a hollow tree and make cookies and wafers to sell to us humans. Nah, it would never work. __________________ "Regret can be a harder pill to swallow than failure .With failure you at least know you gave it a chance..." David Howard