Hail Citizen!
I might like to visit. Do you allow my kind to stroll gaily down your leafy boulevards? I might enjoy the perfumed air and the tinkling of Elven laughter for a day or so from time to time. Perhaps I could summer there when the heat index indicates discomfort. Allow this post to represent my application for a tour.
Prepare your most delicate landau to facilitate my inspection.
-GH
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