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Old 06-06-2007, 03:02 AM   #3041 (permalink)
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= INTERNET!
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How you bore me, Florrie,
With those eyes of vacant blue;
You'll be very sorry, Florrie
If I marry you.
Though I'm easy-goin', Florrie,
This I swear is true,
I'll throw you down a quarry, Florrie,
If I marry you.
- Saki.
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Old 06-06-2007, 04:59 AM   #3042 (permalink)
 
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= something invented by Al Gore
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Old 06-06-2007, 10:52 AM   #3043 (permalink)
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=global warming
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Old 06-06-2007, 11:02 AM   #3044 (permalink)
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global warming
= capped expenditures
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Old 06-06-2007, 12:28 PM   #3045 (permalink)
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= capped expenditures
= budget
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
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Old 06-06-2007, 12:37 PM   #3046 (permalink)
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= budget
=coupons
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Old 06-06-2007, 01:33 PM   #3047 (permalink)
 
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= things that were a bitch to calculate in Financial Accounting class with regards to premiums and discounts on bonds
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Old 06-07-2007, 09:57 AM   #3048 (permalink)
still, wondering.
 
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= mental masturbation.
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Old 06-07-2007, 01:38 PM   #3049 (permalink)
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=finding Albert Einstein sexy.
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Old 06-07-2007, 01:55 PM   #3050 (permalink)
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finding Albert Einstein sexy.



= finding a comb
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Old 06-07-2007, 02:23 PM   #3051 (permalink)
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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Old 06-07-2007, 08:13 PM   #3052 (permalink)
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nipples


= a place to hang your hat.
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Old 06-08-2007, 12:56 AM   #3053 (permalink)
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A place to hang your hat = hook on the wall
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Old 06-08-2007, 09:37 AM   #3054 (permalink)
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hook on the wall
= murderous psychopath behind the wall
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Old 06-08-2007, 11:32 AM   #3055 (permalink)
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= murderous psychopath behind the wall
= hannibal lecter
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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Old 06-08-2007, 01:43 PM   #3056 (permalink)
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= hannibal lecter
= liver lover
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Old 06-08-2007, 06:13 PM   #3057 (permalink)
still, wondering.
 
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= liver lover
= someone who knows what's good for them.
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Old 06-08-2007, 07:15 PM   #3058 (permalink)
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someone who knows what's good for them.


= intelligence
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Old 06-09-2007, 05:43 PM   #3059 (permalink)
still, wondering.
 
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= intelligence
=what we need to do what we will
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Old 06-11-2007, 01:45 AM   #3060 (permalink)
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= Protection.
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How you bore me, Florrie,
With those eyes of vacant blue;
You'll be very sorry, Florrie
If I marry you.
Though I'm easy-goin', Florrie,
This I swear is true,
I'll throw you down a quarry, Florrie,
If I marry you.
- Saki.
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Old 06-11-2007, 04:57 AM   #3061 (permalink)
 
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= what people buy guns for?
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Old 06-11-2007, 12:05 PM   #3062 (permalink)
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what people buy guns for? = to fill up space in that rack in the rear window of their pick-em-up truck
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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Old 06-12-2007, 05:14 PM   #3063 (permalink)
still, wondering.
 
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Quote:
Originally Posted by uncle phil
to fill up space in that rack in the rear window of their pick-em-up truck
= what's wrong with a couple blue balls.
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Old 06-14-2007, 11:42 AM   #3064 (permalink)
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= Blow jobs from a wild one.
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How you bore me, Florrie,
With those eyes of vacant blue;
You'll be very sorry, Florrie
If I marry you.
Though I'm easy-goin', Florrie,
This I swear is true,
I'll throw you down a quarry, Florrie,
If I marry you.
- Saki.
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Old 06-14-2007, 11:46 AM   #3065 (permalink)
comfortably numb...
 
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Blow jobs from a wild one =
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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Old 06-14-2007, 12:00 PM   #3066 (permalink)
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= Not like The Godfather.
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How you bore me, Florrie,
With those eyes of vacant blue;
You'll be very sorry, Florrie
If I marry you.
Though I'm easy-goin', Florrie,
This I swear is true,
I'll throw you down a quarry, Florrie,
If I marry you.
- Saki.
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Old 06-14-2007, 12:03 PM   #3067 (permalink)
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Not like The Godfather.
= The Don Vito
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Old 06-15-2007, 11:38 AM   #3068 (permalink)
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The Don Vito = another corleone
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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Old 06-15-2007, 12:12 PM   #3069 (permalink)
still, wondering.
 
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another corleone = more trouble
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Old 06-16-2007, 12:00 PM   #3070 (permalink)
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= Being pulled up for drunken driving.

And, you're a cop.
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How you bore me, Florrie,
With those eyes of vacant blue;
You'll be very sorry, Florrie
If I marry you.
Though I'm easy-goin', Florrie,
This I swear is true,
I'll throw you down a quarry, Florrie,
If I marry you.
- Saki.
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Old 06-16-2007, 12:04 PM   #3071 (permalink)
still, wondering.
 
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Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge
(I wonder why people wonder.)

Being pulled up for drunken driving = a costly mistake.
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Old 06-16-2007, 12:29 PM   #3072 (permalink)
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= a misplaced decimal place on a cheque.
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How you bore me, Florrie,
With those eyes of vacant blue;
You'll be very sorry, Florrie
If I marry you.
Though I'm easy-goin', Florrie,
This I swear is true,
I'll throw you down a quarry, Florrie,
If I marry you.
- Saki.
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Old 06-18-2007, 06:49 AM   #3073 (permalink)
 
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a misplaced decimal place on a cheque = what am I writing out the number in words for
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Old 06-18-2007, 01:41 PM   #3074 (permalink)
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[QUOTE=
= what am I writing out the number in words for[/QUOTE]

= trying to be clear, in a primitive way.
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Old 06-18-2007, 09:27 PM   #3075 (permalink)
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trying to be clear, in a primitive way

= swearing.
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Old 06-19-2007, 07:05 AM   #3076 (permalink)
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swearing = venting
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Old 06-20-2007, 10:05 PM   #3077 (permalink)
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venting
= blaming it on the dog
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Old 06-21-2007, 11:38 AM   #3078 (permalink)
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blaming it on the dog = misplaced homework
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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Old 06-21-2007, 05:13 PM   #3079 (permalink)
still, wondering.
 
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misplaced homework = a usual lie
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Old 06-22-2007, 05:37 AM   #3080 (permalink)
 
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a usual lie = I didn't do it
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