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Old 12-13-2007, 04:51 AM   #3401 (permalink)
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Why the Friday Morning bagels disappear so fast


= the 4 pounds of cream cheese in the fridge
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Old 12-13-2007, 06:31 AM   #3402 (permalink)
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= the 4 pounds of cream cheese in the fridge
= brain candy.
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Old 12-13-2007, 06:52 AM   #3403 (permalink)
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brain candy = Whizzo Chocolate Quality Assortment #18
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Old 12-13-2007, 12:36 PM   #3404 (permalink)
 
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whizzo chocolate quality assortment #18 = Wonka flying frisbees
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Old 12-13-2007, 04:30 PM   #3405 (permalink)
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Wonka flying frisbees
= An effective deterrent to pernicious knids
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Old 12-17-2007, 10:22 AM   #3406 (permalink)
 
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an effective deterrent to pernicious knids = iron filings in my blow-dart.
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Old 12-17-2007, 10:49 AM   #3407 (permalink)
Crazy
 
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iron filings in my blow-dart.
= signs that the tin-man was feeling horny again.
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Old 12-17-2007, 12:04 PM   #3408 (permalink)
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signs that the tin-man was feeling horny again.
= Jack Haley tap dancing
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Old 12-18-2007, 07:12 AM   #3409 (permalink)
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Jack Haley tap dancing = The dead are raising a racket again.
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Old 12-18-2007, 10:14 AM   #3410 (permalink)
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The dead are raising a racket again.
= the living are in trouble.
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Old 12-18-2007, 10:58 AM   #3411 (permalink)
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the living are in trouble.


= purgatory
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Old 12-18-2007, 11:40 AM   #3412 (permalink)
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= purgatory
Four more years?
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Old 12-18-2007, 11:42 AM   #3413 (permalink)
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=seems like a lifetime
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Old 12-18-2007, 01:20 PM   #3414 (permalink)
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= fourscore and 10 years
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Old 12-18-2007, 02:26 PM   #3415 (permalink)
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fourscore and 10 years = almost a century
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Old 12-19-2007, 09:27 AM   #3416 (permalink)
 
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almost a century = my savings account
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Old 12-19-2007, 09:55 AM   #3417 (permalink)
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my savings account = worthless
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Old 12-19-2007, 01:21 PM   #3418 (permalink)
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worthless = a pig in a poke
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- Robert S. McNamara
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We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
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Old 12-19-2007, 02:55 PM   #3419 (permalink)
through charlatans phone
 
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a pig in a poke = a fly in a caboose
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Old 12-19-2007, 05:39 PM   #3420 (permalink)
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a fly in a caboose = a crazy Canadian on rails ....I mean that in the most positive way.
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Old 12-21-2007, 11:57 AM   #3421 (permalink)
Upright
 
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Old 12-21-2007, 04:16 PM   #3422 (permalink)
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= the Canadian localized version of Ruby on Rails.
=a pretense without cause.
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Old 12-21-2007, 05:24 PM   #3423 (permalink)
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= Actually, my grandfather was Dutch
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Old 12-21-2007, 05:36 PM   #3424 (permalink)
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good one joe...........


and i see BadNick is in on i too..............nice.



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Actually, my grandfather was Dutch


= a penny saved........
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Old 12-22-2007, 06:51 AM   #3425 (permalink)
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= a penny not spent
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Old 12-22-2007, 11:09 AM   #3426 (permalink)
 
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A penny not spent = The new tenants inhabiting my champagne bottle.
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Old 12-22-2007, 02:40 PM   #3427 (permalink)
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champagne bottle = a thing that launched a thousand ships
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Old 12-22-2007, 02:50 PM   #3428 (permalink)
 
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a thing that launched a thousand ships = Elizabethan editorials.
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Old 12-22-2007, 03:15 PM   #3429 (permalink)
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Elizabethan editorials = A horse! My kingdom for a horse!
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Old 12-22-2007, 06:13 PM   #3430 (permalink)
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A horse! My kingdom for a horse!



= yeah she's lucky i got a coupla dogs outta the deal.......
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Old 12-22-2007, 07:20 PM   #3431 (permalink)
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= yeah she's lucky i got a coupla dogs outta the deal.......

= don't forget the pre-nuptial agreement, dear




PS: you reminded me I gotta eat a couple good hot dogs tomorrow

...not this kind, but this is funny:

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Old 12-23-2007, 04:09 AM   #3432 (permalink)
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= don't forget the pre-nuptial agreement, dear
= won the lottery!
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Old 12-23-2007, 07:29 AM   #3433 (permalink)
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= won the lottery!
= an unpredictable satisfaction.
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Old 12-23-2007, 11:35 AM   #3434 (permalink)
 
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an unpredictable sastifaction = my in-box.
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Old 12-23-2007, 11:37 AM   #3435 (permalink)
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= Spam eggs sausage and spam
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Old 12-23-2007, 12:40 PM   #3436 (permalink)
 
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Spam eggs sausage and Spam = Austin, Minnesota tour guides lunch bucket.
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Old 12-23-2007, 04:47 PM   #3437 (permalink)
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= Arteriosclerosis with a convenient take-along handle.
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Old 12-23-2007, 07:19 PM   #3438 (permalink)
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Old 12-24-2007, 11:57 AM   #3439 (permalink)
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= First class conveyance for the pelicans of love
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Old 12-25-2007, 10:57 AM   #3440 (permalink)
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First class conveyance for the pelicans of love
= Your very soul.
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