10-01-2004, 12:22 PM | #1241 (permalink) |
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a good way to start the day = wake up
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10-01-2004, 05:51 PM | #1244 (permalink) |
I got blisters on me fingers!!!
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the little feathers under a duck in October = the crazy things one learns in 1st grade
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10-04-2004, 01:25 PM | #1248 (permalink) |
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don't drink the whole 26er in a 10 minute time frame = sign in a men's room in a bar in hopbottom, pa
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
10-04-2004, 08:45 PM | #1250 (permalink) |
Free Mars!
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Employees must put their penises back in their pants before returning to work = Employee not washing their hand and working at Mcdonalds
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10-04-2004, 10:10 PM | #1251 (permalink) |
Upright
Location: Well I go to skool in Manoa (in Hawaii) but I haven't seen my house in weeks.
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Employee not washing their hand and working at Mcdonalds = the gold standard of customer service
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10-05-2004, 05:29 AM | #1253 (permalink) |
Free Mars!
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dominos coming late at every order = big ass lawsuit demanding refund and free pizza for a year
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10-05-2004, 08:51 AM | #1254 (permalink) |
I got blisters on me fingers!!!
Location: In my stressless expectation free zone.
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big ass lawsuit demanding refund and free pizza for a year = or maybe a trip to sicly and life time contract with the mafia
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10-05-2004, 03:43 PM | #1255 (permalink) |
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or maybe a trip to sicly (???) and life time contract with the mafia = omerta
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
10-06-2004, 01:49 PM | #1257 (permalink) |
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good way to waste time online = playing strip-solitaire with a video-cam
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
10-06-2004, 07:46 PM | #1260 (permalink) |
Upright
Location: Well I go to skool in Manoa (in Hawaii) but I haven't seen my house in weeks.
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masturbation = playing strip-solitaire with a video-cam = a good way to start the day= a very common theme in this thread
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10-07-2004, 05:54 AM | #1264 (permalink) |
Free Mars!
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the coolest freakin' people in the world = the little blue/green people running around with bullhorn inside my head
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10-07-2004, 12:57 PM | #1266 (permalink) |
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what happens when feelgood and The Great Kazoo have children = a surreptitious call to social services
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
10-08-2004, 07:18 AM | #1270 (permalink) |
Upright
Location: Well I go to skool in Manoa (in Hawaii) but I haven't seen my house in weeks.
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.....fuck=fuck = WTF?
to cheap for even that = why people by boxed wine Ya'll choose which one to continue!
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10-08-2004, 09:15 AM | #1272 (permalink) |
Free Mars!
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cuz they made it themselves = why suicide bombers like to blow their own homemade bombs
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10-08-2004, 10:44 AM | #1274 (permalink) |
I got blisters on me fingers!!!
Location: In my stressless expectation free zone.
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got nothin' better to do with thier lives = internet poker
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10-08-2004, 12:43 PM | #1275 (permalink) |
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internet poker = ain't nothin' like the real thing, baby...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
10-08-2004, 02:13 PM | #1277 (permalink) |
Free Mars!
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silicone breasts = pamula lee anderson
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